Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally attached: Shows strong affection for partner in tweets like “não vou dormir sem dar tchau pra princesa” and “eu q nao consigo ficar sem ela mais”.
- Loyal friend: Expresses love and loyalty to specific people, as in “eu amo a @bl0odyveil” and tagging @ighostveil in the bio.
- Socially aware: Comments on politics and media, criticizing right‑wing narratives and media bias in tweets like “impressionante a direita defendendo Israel e fica nessa de judaicocristã KKKKKKKKK” and “ja passou da hora da Record não ser mais considerada como uma emissora séria pqp”.
- Passionate fan: Shows enthusiasm for music and artists, praising works like “ouvindo Phantom G.D.L pela primeira vez foda pra caralho” and “samael é foda pra crlh slk”.
- Critical thinker: Questions online gym culture and political narratives, as in “a bolha gym no Twitter é mt burra pqp KKKKKKK acredita q treino cm esses funcionam” and “galera vcs são fascistas”.
Weaknesses:
- Excessive negativity: Frequently describes city, transport, and services as “bosta” in tweets like “preço da passagem subiu pra 5.90 cidade de bosta” and “nossa maua deve ser a pior cdd de sp disparado”.
- Harsh language: Uses very aggressive profanity toward institutions, such as “cptm pq vc nao vai tomar na bosta do seu cu” and insults like “pqp” across multiple tweets.
- Conflict oriented: Frames opinions by attacking others (gym pages, right wing, fascists) as in “pivete maromba é a pior página de academia nessa rede pqp todo mês ela me deixa louco” and “galera vcs são fascistas”.
- City resentment: Repeatedly expresses strong resentment toward where they live, calling Mauá and its services “uma bosta” in tweets like “a estação de maua eh uma bosta o cartao de estudante de maua eh uma bosta tudo em maua eh uma bosta vtmnc”.
- Impulsive reactions: Tweets quickly in frustration about purchases and services, like “To quase me arrependendo de ter comprado na berzerk pqp” followed by “tendo q reclamar da berzerk no procon o vida boa”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, rebellious, and always complaining about everything around him. He constantly trashes his city and public transport just like Bart rants about Springfield, calling it “a bosta” in tweets like “preço da passagem subiu pra 5.90 cidade de bosta, nem em Sp q é uma bosta é assim” and “a estação de maua eh uma bosta o cartao de estudante de maua eh uma bosta tudo em maua eh uma bosta vtmnc”. His aggressive, joking insults toward institutions and politics mirror Bart’s anti-authority streak, for example “galera vcs são fascistas” and “impressionante a direita defendendo Israel e fica nessa de judaicocristã KKKKKKKKK”. At the same time, he shows a softer side with strong affection for his girlfriend, similar to how Bart occasionally drops the attitude and shows he cares, as in “não vou dormir sem dar tchau pra princesa” and “eu amo a @bl0odyveil”. His mix of chaos, humor, swearing, and unexpected loyalty fits Bart far better than the more responsible or calm characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their posts aren’t about parties or big social circles, but about personal frustrations, music, gym culture, and a close relationship, like the private, affectionate tone in “eu q nao consigo ficar sem ela mais” and “não vou dormir sem dar tchau pra princesa”. Their focus shows intuition (N) over sensing: they often jump from specific events to broader critiques or patterns, such as criticizing political/religious narratives in “impressionante a direita defendendo Israel e fica nessa de judaicocristã KKKKKKKKK” and media legitimacy in “ja passou da hora da Record não ser mais considerada como uma emissora séria pqp”, rather than dwelling on detailed sensory description. Their tone is clearly thinking (T)-oriented: they are blunt, critical, and use harsh language to attack what they see as stupidity or hypocrisy, as in “a bolha gym no Twitter é mt burra pqp KKKKKKK acredita q treino cm esses funcionam” and “galera vcs são fascistas”, prioritizing critique over harmony. Finally, they look more perceiving (P) than judging: they complain about external chaos rather than imposing structure, e.g. transit and city issues in “a estação de maua eh uma bosta o cartao de estudante de maua eh uma bosta tudo em maua eh uma bosta vtmnc” and “itapark novo é a pior linha q eu ja vi fodase essa cidade de bosta vou morar com minha namorada”, and react spontaneously to situations like regretting a purchase in “To quase me arrependendo de ter comprado na berzerk pqp”. The combination of private focus, abstract/system-level criticism, sharp logical tone, and reactive, unstructured lifestyle points most strongly to INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep calling Mauá, CPTM and the bus lines a ‘bosta’, but if the ticket to see you was R$5,90, I’d still pay it every day — you’re the only route in SP that’s actually worth the ride.
- You said ‘0% Jack Daniels, 0% hemoglobina, 100% da natty’ — lucky for you I’m also 100% natural: naturally inclined to take you out and complain about this hellish public transport together.
- You roast the gym bubble, call Pivete Maromba the worst page, but still grind — how about we prove them wrong with a back-day collab: you train my lats, I train your heart?
- You said you ‘won’t sleep without saying goodbye to the princess’ and ‘can’t stay without her anymore’ — I don’t want to steal your throne, but I wouldn’t mind earning an honorary title as the court jester who actually makes you laugh offline.
- Between hating on Mauá’s student card, dragging Record, and clowning on the ‘bolha gym’, your takes are more brutal than Phantom G.D.L riffs — mind if I be the soft outro after your daily rant set?
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Complains about buses, gyms & football clubs by day, lifts heavy things by night. Once filed a PROCON claim between sets. Opinions are my own.– @herazhardpikakk
Your signature cocktail
Natty Rage on the CPTM Rocks
This cocktail is a nod to their bio’s “0% jack daniels 0% hemoglobina 100% da natty 🔥🔥🔥” energy, so it gets a bold whiskey backbone and a blast of red energy drink to match the walker red label vibe. The espresso shot channels the constant rant-fueled alertness seen when they go off about public transport and their city, like in “a estação de maua eh uma bosta o cartao de estudante de maua eh uma bosta tudo em maua eh uma bosta vtmnc” and “itapark novo é a pior linha q eu ja vi fodase essa cidade de bosta vou morar com minha namorada”. Sour cherry liqueur adds a sharp, almost sarcastic sweetness that mirrors their humor when they say things like “a bolha gym no Twitter é mt burra pqp KKKKKKK acredita q treino cm esses funcionam” and “pivete maromba é a pior página de academia nessa rede pqp todo mês ela me deixa louco”. The dash of smoked salt represents the constant ‘salty’ complaints about Mauá and transit, especially “cptm pq vc nao vai tomar na bosta do seu cu” and “nossa maua deve ser a pior cdd de sp disparado”. Strong, slightly bitter, and unapologetically loud, this drink is experimental but still rooted in classic bar staples—just like someone who can tweet “o vasco é mesmo o pior time do mundo” and then tenderly post “eu q nao consigo ficar sem ela mais” about their partner.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows a strong, sharp-edged assertiveness and a willingness to call things out bluntly, which fits Slytherin’s bold, self-preserving nature. They repeatedly trash their city and its infrastructure, e.g. calling Mauá and its services awful in tweets like “nossa maua deve ser a pior cdd de sp disparado” and “a estação de maua eh uma bosta o cartao de estudante de maua eh uma bosta tudo em maua eh uma bosta vtmnc”, showing a refusal to passively accept their environment. They also relish in mocking others they see as foolish, like the gym bubble in “a bolha gym no Twitter é mt burra pqp KKKKKKK acredita q treino cm esses funcionam”, which suggests a slightly contemptuous, competitive streak. Politically and culturally, they are outspoken and combative, calling others “fascists” in “galera vcs são fascistas” and criticizing the right’s discourse in “impressionante a direita defendendo Israel e fica nessa de judaicocristã KKKKKKKKK”, which shows they are unafraid to stake strong positions and fight verbally. At the same time, there is clear intensity of loyalty in posts like “eu amo a @bl0odyveil” and “eu q nao consigo ficar sem ela mais”, reflecting Slytherin’s protective side toward those they care about. Taken together—the aggression, strong opinions, readiness for conflict, and deep loyalty—point much more toward Slytherin than the other houses.
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Paranoid - Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath’s Paranoid fits them because it blends frustration, intensity, and a raw, no-filter attitude that mirrors their timeline. They constantly vent about how everything around them is terrible, like calling their city and transit system garbage in tweets such as “nossa maua deve ser a pior cdd de sp disparado” and “a estação de maua eh uma bosta o cartao de estudante de maua eh uma bosta tudo em maua eh uma bosta vtmnc”. Their bio, with “0% jack daniels 0% hemoglobina 100% da natty 🔥🔥🔥”, and posts about gym culture like “a bolha gym no Twitter é mt burra pqp KKKKKKK acredita q treino cm esses funcionam”, show an intense, almost manic energy similar to the song’s frantic feel. At the same time, they show strong emotional attachments, like “eu q nao consigo ficar sem ela mais” and “não vou dormir sem dar tchau pra princesa”, echoing the inner turmoil and dependence heard in the lyrics of Paranoid. Their mix of political rants, media criticism, and love for heavy music, seen in “ouvindo Phantom G.D.L pela primeira vez foda pra caralho”, completes the picture of someone whose life soundtrack would be a classic, dark, and aggressive metal anthem.
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