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Dan's personality and actions resonate with Sideshow Bob, the Simpsons' villainous nemesis, known for his elaborate schemes, obsession with revenge, and penchant for the absurd. Like Bob, Dan often displays a dark sense of humor and a willingness to engage in unconventional and potentially dangerous activities. His tweets about 'getting buried in a suit to be successful in hell' and 'dosing the water supply to facilitate our mass delusion' reflect Bob's sinister and manipulative nature. Additionally, Dan's fascination with conspiracy theories and fringe ideas, as seen in his tweets about 'H5N1 vCJD CME convergence' and 'outside paid agitators are putting strange ideas into my head', aligns with Bob's tendency to believe in outlandish theories and schemes.

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Stay-at-home uncle with a penchant for the absurd, a love for nature, and a healthy dose of dark humor. Follow for a glimpse into the mind of a man who's always cooking up something interesting, whether it's a conspiracy theory or a batch of brownies.– @Herecurucules

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Dan's personality and actions align with the traits of Slytherin house, known for ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness. His tweets about 'getting buried in a suit to be successful in hell' and 'that phase where you slowly start betraying the revolution is crazy' suggest a willingness to take unconventional paths to achieve his goals, even if it means bending the rules. His fascination with conspiracy theories and fringe ideas, as seen in his tweets about 'H5N1 vCJD CME convergence' and 'outside paid agitators are putting strange ideas into my head', reflects a cunning mind that is always seeking an advantage. Furthermore, his dark humor and willingness to push boundaries, as seen in his tweets about 'dosing the water supply to facilitate our mass delusion' and 'itch cycling and scab maxxing', are characteristic of Slytherin's ambition and willingness to take risks.

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This song, with its themes of rebellion, supernatural elements, and a touch of dark humor, aligns well with Dan's personality and his tweets. His tweets about 'getting buried in a suit to be successful in hell' and 'that one homie whose unguents impart an air of capricious malevolence' suggest a fascination with the dark and the supernatural, echoing the song's narrative. Additionally, Dan's willingness to push boundaries and challenge societal norms, as seen in his tweets about 'dosing the water supply to facilitate our mass delusion' and 'itch cycling and scab maxxing', reflects the song's rebellious spirit and its defiance of traditional values.

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