Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Open about suicidal thoughts and self-harm, e.g. “i have been suicidal since i was 11 WHEN is it getting better” and “wow i actually really want to kill myself”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes unhealthy patterns, like “all i do i sit in my room cut myself and SMOKE oh my GOD” and calling out ED culture in “people are SO delusional bro this ed shit really fucks up ur brain”.
- Affectionate: Shows strong attachment and care toward pets and interests, e.g. “my bunnies make me feel like i neglect them everytime i go out to smoke”, “watching my bunnies play… makes everything so much better”, and “i love jetpack cat so much”.
- Darkly humorous: Uses humor to cope, such as “guys preach they want an emo girl and can’t handle it when u cut urself a little” and joking about infections in “ive only had like 3 infections”.
- Work-committed: Despite struggles, expresses attachment to job and education, e.g. “i love my job i just hate having to be sober for it” and “genuinely pissed but i love my job and education and my friends”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequent self-harm and unsafe behavior, like “all my blades r blunt and just irritate my skin what the hell”, “NO i have never cleaned my blades NO i do not partake in aftercare”, and “stayed sober all day and almost didn’t cut myself”.
- Suicidal ideation: Repeated statements about wanting to die, such as “i have been suicidal since i was 11 WHEN is it getting better” and “wow i actually really want to kill myself”.
- Substance reliance: Uses alcohol and smoking as coping tools, e.g. “tomorrow i will buy 2 bottles of wine and enjoy the night”, “all i do i sit in my room cut myself and SMOKE oh my GOD”, and “i love my job i just hate having to be sober for it”.
- Harsh self-talk: Uses demeaning language about self, like bio “look at me i cut myself im retarded and im schizophrenic” and “too fat for edtwt don’t cut deep enough for shtwt”.
- Interpersonal volatility: Conflict-heavy and contemptuous tone toward others, e.g. “this inbred bitch.”, “girl whatever”, and calling out someone’s relationship in “your relationship isn’t a flex. go back to school & get a hobby”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, but as if she’d grown up in a much darker, online, chronically‑online Gen Z world. Like Lisa, this user is intelligent, self-aware, emotional, and politically/opinionatedly vocal, seen in takes like “some of the same people hating on megahn trainor for surrogacy…” and “woman who’s rude during a gaming tournament vs man who likes kids who gets more backlash”. There’s a strong mix of idealism and frustration, similar to Lisa’s angst: they love parts of their life but also feel crushed by it, shown in “genuinely pissed but i love my job and education and my friends ❤️🩹❤️🩹” alongside “wow i actually really want to kill myself”. The intense self-criticism and sensitivity come through in “i get so embarrassed telling ppl im insecure” and “too fat for edtwt don’t cut deep enough for shtwt”, echoing Lisa’s constant struggle with self-worth and perfectionism. At the same time, their clear affection for small, wholesome things, like “watching my bunnies play… makes everything so much better i could cry”, mirrors Lisa’s deep emotional attachment to animals and the bits of goodness that keep her going.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extravert: a lot of their enjoyment is solitary or online (cutting, smoking, gaming, bunnies), and even when they mention liking their job they emphasize socializing as draining rather than energizing, e.g. “LOVE my job but hate socialising (everything about my job requires socialising) ❤️🩹❤️🩹” and “all i do i sit in my room cut myself and SMOKE oh my GOD”. Their focus is more Intuitive than Sensing: they often generalize into patterns about people or communities rather than sticking to raw facts, like “people are SO delusional bro this ed shit really fucks up ur brain” and “woman who’s rude during a gaming tournament vs man who likes kids who gets more backlash”, showing concern with underlying dynamics and hypocrisy. They read as Feeling over Thinking: values, hurt, and emotional reactions dominate, such as “i actually hate everything and want to die but watching my bunnies play with eachother… makes everything so much better i could cry” and moral/emotional judgments in “your relationship isn’t a flex. go back to school & get a hobby 🌷”, even when phrased harshly. Their lifestyle is clearly Perceiving rather than Judging: impulsive body mods and piercings (“impulsively gave myself a fifth mouth piercing”), substance use tied to the moment (“i love my job i just hate having to be sober for it”), and loose, shifting intentions like “YES i stayed sober all day YES i will break this so i can sleep” all suggest spontaneity over structure. Taken together—introspective, emotionally intense, value-driven, and impulsive—INFP best fits their overall presentation.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’ve been suicidal since 11 and your bunnies are the only thing keeping you here — I’m not trying to compete with them, but I’d like to be the person who sits on the floor with you, watching them play, until ‘wanting to die’ slowly turns into ‘wanting to stay’.
- You carved another girl’s name into your thigh while she watched — romantic, sure — but have you considered the sequel where we just carve our Mario Kart usernames into a pizza box and call it character development?
- Too fat for edtwt and ‘don’t cut deep enough for shtwt’? Perfect, I’m actually looking for someone who cuts conversations deep, not skin. We can trauma dump and then go scream Mitski together instead.
- You impulsively gave yourself a fifth mouth piercing and are scared to do the second nipple piercing — how about this: you handle the chaotic body mod arc, I’ll handle making sure you actually do aftercare… and by aftercare I mean snacks, movies, and me bullying you into using saline.
- You love your job but hate having to be sober for it; I love your sense of humor and hate that we haven’t gone out yet. Let’s make a deal: I’ll be your ‘stay sober until Friday’ accountability buddy if you’re my ‘I actually had a good day today’ plot twist more often.
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Your new Twitter bio
18. Bunny mom, pierced and perpetually online. Balancing work, art, and way too much TeamSpeak. Once gave myself a piercing on a whim at 2am.– @herinventoryz
Your signature cocktail
The Jetpack Bunny Bloodletting
This drink hits hard and fast like a night where “all i do i sit in my room cut myself and SMOKE oh my GOD” “all i do i sit in my room cut myself and SMOKE oh my GOD”, so it leans on high-proof cherry liqueur and vodka for that self-destructive burn. The dry sparkling wine on top is for the moments where they admit “today was actually a much happier day wow” “today was actually a much happier day wow”, all fizzy and temporarily bright. A dash of saline mirrors the sting and tears behind “stayed sober all day and almost didn’t cut myself” “stayed sober all day and almost didn’t cut myself” and “wow i actually really want to kill myself” “wow i actually really want to kill myself”. Blackberry syrup is drizzled down the inside of the glass to echo the messy, theatrical edge of “look at me i cut myself im retarded and im schizophrenic” while still being darkly pretty. Finally, edible silver glitter nods to their softer attachments—bunnies sprinting to the door in “watching my bunnies play with eachother… makes everything so much better” “i actually hate everything and want to die but watching my bunnies play with eachother or run to the door when i enter my room makes everything so much better i could cry” and the oddly tender obsession of “i love jetpack cat so much” “i love jetpack cat so much all i think about is jetpack cat i love you jetpack cat”, adding a glittery coping mechanism on top of the chaos.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows a mix of vulnerability and sharp-edged self‑protection that aligns most with Slytherin. They frequently use dark humor and provocation as armor, like in their bio and posts such as “look at me i cut myself im retarded and im schizophrenic” and “guys preach they want an emo girl and can’t handle it when u cut urself a little”, which suggests a calculated, almost performative edge rather than simple recklessness. There’s also clear resourcefulness and ambition in how they monetize or aestheticize themselves: “ts started from feet pics bro” and “chao feet pics x5” show a willingness to leverage what they have to get what they want, a classic Slytherin trait. They display a cold, cutting side toward others, e.g. “this inbred bitch.” and “woman who’s rude during a gaming tournament vs man who likes kids who gets more backlash”, which reflects a tendency toward ruthless judgment over soft-hearted empathy. At the same time, their intense protectiveness of their own feelings and image in posts like “too fat for edtwt don’t cut deep enough for shtwt” points to a deep concern with identity, status, and how they are perceived—very Slytherin preoccupations.
Your movie
Your song
Nobody - Mitski
The song Nobody by Mitski fits them well because it captures a mix of isolation, self-destruction, and dark humor that shows up repeatedly in their tweets. They openly talk about long-term suicidality, like in “i have been suicidal since i was 11 WHEN is it getting better”, which mirrors Mitski’s themes of emptiness and wanting connection so badly it hurts. Their joking-but-serious self-harm posts, such as “all i do i sit in my room cut myself and SMOKE oh my GOD” and “stayed sober all day and almost didn’t cut myself”, line up with the song’s push-pull between wanting to feel better and slipping back into harmful habits. They also clearly like Mitski already, as seen in “mitski performed circle live i haye everything”, which suggests they resonate with her style of confessional, depressive songwriting. Finally, the way they cling to small comforts—like their bunnies in “watching my bunnies play with eachother ... makes everything so much better i could cry”—matches the fragile hopefulness beneath the loneliness in Nobody.
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