hesoyamczyk
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Shares raw emotions like "its over 💔" and frequent tearful posts
- Honest: Admits mental strain, e.g., "ten tydzień mnie psychicznie wykonał serio"
- Social: Seeks advice on outfits, events, and support from followers
- Creative: Posts fashion photos, playlists, and original content like Spotify link
- Resilient: Continues posting and studying despite setbacks, e.g., "roezice mi kupili tablet... uczę się do matury"
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Frequent profanity and abrupt statements like "bigdy więcej nie pije"
- Overwhelmed: Expresses chronic stress, e.g., "ten tydzień mnie psychicznie wykonał serio"
- Indecisive: Repeatedly asks for outfit opinions and event plans
- Unplanned: Mentions lacking money or companions for tickets, showing poor logistical planning
- Self-critical: Uses self-deprecating language such as "mam dosc japierdole"
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart Simpson is the quintessential rebellious teen who feels misunderstood, constantly complains about school, and uses profanity, much like @hesoyamczyk. The user’s tweets such as "fuck my stupid puppy life" and "ten tydzień mn psychicznie wykonczyl serio" show a chaotic, angst‑filled mindset similar to Bart’s attitude. Their frequent profanity (e.g., "kurwa masakra", "XDDDDDDDDDDD o kurwa") mirrors Bart’s signature rebellious language. The user also talks about school pressures ("studniowka", "przygotowuję do matury") and a desire for acceptance and relationships, echoing Bart’s constant struggle to fit in and be liked. Finally, the love of alcohol ("kocham pic alkohol") and impulsive, random posts recall Bart’s occasional beer‑drinking escapades and impulsive pranks.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The user’s frequent outward‑directed posts, such as 'kto by hcial mi dac folow na spotify' and 'kto ma w przyzlym roku koncert w polsce oprucz the hellp', show an extraverted style. They focus on concrete, sensory details, evident in tweets like 'kolor byl obrzydliwy ale one były takie zdrowe piękne' and 'mam 50 procent rozładowany powerbank i same nudne lekcje'. Their decision‑making is driven by strong emotions, as seen in statements such as 'tak mnie wkurwia robin' and 'dobrze że ja za nikim w życiu nie tęsknię i nie muszę się bać'. The timeline of their tweets reflects a spontaneous, unstructured approach, with last‑minute concerns like 'kuba jak będziesz wracal to weź pomidory' and 'ok es jebac ja'. Together these traits align best with the ESFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- I don't have a ticket to The Hellp, but I'd love to be your +1 and turn our weekend into a concert of laughs – no extra fee, just good vibes.
- Your Spotify Wrapped battle between 2020 and 2025 made me think: a mixtape of Yung Lean, Bladee, and our favorite tracks would be the perfect soundtrack for a night together.
- You said you want a white tattoo on your chest; how about we ink an invisible promise—a tiny heart only we can see, staying with you forever.
- Studniowka feeling like a disaster? Let me be the surprise guest who turns the 'masakra' into a memorable highlight – think of me as the perfect plus‑one.
- Between Valorant queues and endless matura prep, you deserve a teammate who always revives you – consider me the friendly 'heal' you can count on.
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Polish student, fashion hunter & playlist curator 🎧👗📚. Once spent 8 hrs on a tablet prepping for one exam. Music lover & self-care advocate.– @hesoyamczyk
Your signature cocktail
Masakra Meltdown
This drink captures Zuzia’s roller‑coaster of feelings – the vodka’s punch mirrors the raw anger in "fuck my stupid puppy life", while the sour cherry liqueur reflects the "ten tydzień mn psychicznie wykonczyl serio" vibe. The blue curaçao nods to the constant "k‑pop" and "the hellp" concerts she obsesses over, and the energy drink fuels the "ruwne 8 godzin spendzilam dzis przed tabletem" all‑night study marathons. Edible glitter adds the "kurwa masakra" sparkle she mentions in "kurwa masakra". The mix is both sweet and bitter, just like her "kocham pic alkohol" moments and the desperate hope for a "white tattoo". Overall it’s a chaotic, neon‑bright cocktail that feels like a midnight study session with a side of existential dread.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user displays strong ambition and self‑preservation, key Slytherin traits. They frequently talk about wanting status symbols such as "kto mi kupi koshulke z merchu bladee 😕" and a "bialy tatuaz" on their body, showing a desire for personal advancement. Their focus on acquiring items and improving appearance ("ja w huj chce bialy tatuaz na dekolcie...") reflects resourcefulness and ambition. They also show a pragmatic attitude toward mental health, urging themselves and others to "udac sie po pomoc do psychiatry", which aligns with Slytherin’s self‑preservation. While they sometimes express frustration, the overall drive for personal success points to Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
The user's repeated expressions of deep despair—"ej nie chyba się zabije", "ten tydzień mn psychicznie wykonczyl serio"—mirror the raw self‑reflection in "Hurt" ("I hurt myself today to see if I still feel"). Their sense of hopelessness and heartbreak ("its over 💔", "fuck my stupid puppy life") aligns with the song’s mournful chorus about feeling broken and alone. References to using alcohol as a coping mechanism ("kochał pic alkohol") echo the lyric "the needle tears a hole" that symbolizes self‑destructive habits. The longing for a new identity ("boze tak bardzo chce bialy tatuaz") and feeling lost in modern culture ("co to jest bomba i horrorcore…") reflect the song’s contemplation of past choices and regret. Finally, the user's plea for help ("... po pomoc do psychiatry") captures the same desperate yearning for relief that drives the emotional core of "Hurt".
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