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Your Simpsons character
They come across most like Bart Simpson: a loud, chaotic teen who mixes mischief with a real (if messy) sense of justice. A lot of their posts are reactive and confrontational, like calling out racists and creeps, e.g. “fuckoff racist touhou fan just do this” and “the issue:ur a grown a$$ with buddy pillows of a 400 yo that looks like a minor that will maie you a pdffile”, which fits Bart’s tendency to flame people he thinks deserve it. They’re also expressive, impulsive, and often crude or jokey, with tweets like “LOOKING AT MY DITCH I BET SHE GET YO ADD A BONE🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥” and “why he fart?” reading very Bart-core. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable, lonely side under the trolling—like wanting friends who share their interests and feeling isolated at school in “i would like someone to read everything i say and to like them but im just lonely everyone in my school hates me”—which echoes Bart’s occasional episodes where his bravado masks hurt. Their mix of juvenile humor, anger at injustice, and underlying need for connection makes Bart the closest match among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They appear more introverted (I) than extroverted, frequently describing loneliness and difficulty making friends, e.g. wanting someone "to read everything i say" and feeling that "everyone in my school hates me" while wishing for specific close friendships rather than large social circles: “i would like someone to read everything i say and to like them but im just lonely everyone in my school hates me”, and longing for niche friend types (Touhou, Sonic, MF DOOM) in several tweets. Their interests and complaints show intuition (N) over sensing: they fixate on meanings, values, and community behavior more than concrete details, like criticizing fandom culture and media patterns such as “these people will talk about what a ohone has and what Bible doesnt have but what about you try to read before you mention that sh1t” and broad takes about fans being "annoyng" or "corny" rather than specifics. They are strongly feeling (F)-driven, reacting to perceived injustice, racism, sexualization, and morality with emotional language and moral judgment, e.g. “fuckoff racist touhou fan just do this” and “FREE NIGERIAN CHRISTIANS! i cant watch these it makes my hearybreak”. Their style is more perceiving (P) than judging: they present as spontaneous, venting in the moment, jumping topics (music, games, politics, fandom drama) and openly saying they forget things or don’t organize well, like “shoot i forgot to post this on 21 my OC dinos aniversary is on 21” and "i would rlly like to draw sumthing but i want people to tell me what to draw!" without a clear plan (link). Overall, a values-driven, imaginative, emotionally intense, and socially anxious style that idealizes deep connections, creativity, and ethics while struggling with structure fits INFP better than nearby types like INTP or ISFP.

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15 • draws OCs, talks Sonic, Touhou & MF DOOM • Christian kid in OKAGA, CA just trying to find a friend who’ll rant about Tails and Sega with me– @Hetaro12

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with blue raspberry soda for their loud, hyper online energy and Sonic/Tails obsession, like when they said "now i realized sonic is dressed up as majin" and "or even like sonic he is everywhere". An espresso shot represents the sudden bursts of anger and intensity in posts like "fuck america fuck news get off my page and fuck goons" and "fuck ice". Sour lime cordial stands for their sharp, biting replies and callouts, such as "yeah stfu whos gooning to that shit you slop maker" and "how tf this pussy is not getting hate". Cotton candy syrup adds a sweet, vulnerable layer for the lonely, soft side in tweets like "a friend that could talk about MF DOOM and sega games everyday… i wish i still had friends i lost alot" and "i would like someone to read everything i say… everyone in my school hates me". Finally, sparkling water with a popping candy rim reflects their experimental, chaotic style and creative OC/art phase, like "Oc drawing arc" and their chaotic channel intro "WELCOME TO MY CHANNEEEL!!! Hi im Zarry/FrisbeeDog/Alex".

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong pattern of boldly calling out what they see as wrong or harmful, even when it gets them in trouble, which is very Gryffindor. For example, they openly confront racism and bigotry in fandom spaces: “fuckoff racist touhou fan just do this” and “lucky star fan and also racist im wondering if you made fun of this?... God i hate racist people”. They also criticize adults sexualizing minors or acting creepy toward kid-coded characters, despite being a minor themselves, as in “the issue:ur a grown a$$ with buddy pillows of a 400 yo that looks like a minor that will maie you a pdffile” and “seen more of these... u dont pay hard worked money just to do that to your avatar”. Their impulsive, emotional tone and willingness to go on the attack, e.g. “burn incest lover” and “yeah stfu whos gooning to that shit you slop maker”, fits the hot-headed courage and moral absolutism typical of Gryffindor more than the calmer fairness of Hufflepuff or strategic self-interest of Slytherin. Even when they feel lonely and anxious, they still speak out strongly about their beliefs, like defending Christians and Bible reading against dismissive comments in “these people will talk about what a ohone has and what Bible doesnt have but what about you try to read before you mention that sh1t”. Altogether, their profile shows a passionate, confrontational defender of what they think is right, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for them is Yonkers by Tyler, The Creator, because it mixes edgy, provocative anger with a clear sense of being an outsider. Their timeline is full of blunt call-outs and shock humor, like “fuck ice” and “burn incest lover”, which echoes the confrontational, chaotic tone of Yonkers. At the same time, they show a lot of loneliness and frustration with school and social life, e.g. “im abt to kms(i hate school)” and “i would like someone to read everything i say and to like them but im just lonely everyone in my school hates me”, mirroring Tyler’s mix of bravado and inner pain. Their love of Tyler is explicit too, as they reference his work and fandom conflicts in tweets like “exuse you he made igor and flowerboy bcs he felt in love woth white dudes” and “why are we haiting tyler bcs he liked a post haiting on us,the white fans”. Yonkers captures that blend of defensive edge, dark humor, and vulnerable frustration that runs through their posts and bio.

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