heviwillnot
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical: Her breakdown of character dynamics, such as 'buck desires to be seen by his loved ones but eddie has a learned tendency to keep things in,' shows her ability to deeply analyze storytelling.
- Critical Thinker: She critiques bad art and calls out weak writing, as seen in 'no, we will continue to criticize bad art & engage with it publicly.'
- Humorous: Her sarcastic take on fandom discourse, like 'bltwt is really funny you can say shit like “this company produces bl and makes profit” and go viral,' showcases her sharp wit.
- Emotionally Intuitive: Her appreciation for exploring feelings like anger and guilt in storytelling, as in 'i love it when writers center their story in an act that cannot be undone,' reveals emotional depth.
- Self-Aware: She humorously acknowledges her intense media consumption with 'i consume media in a completely normal and well adjusted way.'
Weaknesses:
- Overcritical: Her tweet 'the writing was also full of exposition and weak initial characterizations' shows she can be overly harsh on media she consumes.
- Fandom Exhaustion: She finds fandom discussions unbearable, as seen in 'i find fandom discussions with a lot of people unbearable.'
- Media Overload: Her intense media consumption, like rewatching 'Succession' multiple times, suggests a tendency to overindulge in content.
- Stubbornness: Her refusal to engage with other platforms, as in 'yea im too stubborn i was born on tumblr and will die on here,' shows resistance to change.
- Pessimistic: Her bio 'a depressing account of the extent of my media consumption' hints at a tendency toward negativity.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Hêvî shares Lisa Simpson’s intellectual curiosity and critical nature. Like Lisa, she analyzes narratives deeply, as seen in 'buck desires to be seen by his loved ones but eddie has a learned tendency to keep things in.' Her sarcastic wit, 'bltwt is really funny,' mirrors Lisa’s sharp humor. Both have a tendency to overthink and critique, sometimes to the point of frustration, as seen in 'i find fandom discussions with a lot of people unbearable.' They’re both passionate thinkers who value depth and insight.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Hêvî’s introspective and analytical personality aligns with the INTP type: introverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. Her deep dives into media analysis, like 'buck desires to be seen by his loved ones but eddie has a learned tendency to keep things in,' reflect her intuitive and thinking traits. Her tweet about re-reading Pessoa’s 'The Book of Disquiet' shows her introverted and reflective nature. The perceiving trait is evident in her openness to exploring new shows and ideas, as in 'started watching the gay firefighter show.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Pessoa novel? Because I could re-read you forever and still find something new to love.
- Do you believe in emotional depth? Because you’ve set the groundwork for an emotional journey in my heart.
- Are you a storytelling motif? Because you’ve reshaped the dynamic of my day.
- Do you love analyzing narratives? Because I think our story is worth a deep dive.
- Are you a Tumblr archive? Because I want to make you synonymous with my online personhood.
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Your new Twitter bio
Media critic & fandom observer | Analytical takes on storytelling, queer narratives, and emotional depth | Once spent a year reading Pessoa | Tumblr-born, Twitter-loyal | Consumes media 'normally' (or so she claims).– @heviwillnot
Your signature cocktail
Critique Cooler
The 'Critique Cooler' embodies Hêvî’s personality: sharp, refreshing, and a touch of luxury. Vodka represents her bold critiques, like 'no, we will continue to criticize bad art.' Green tea symbolizes her introspective side, as seen in her love for Pessoa’s works. Lemon juice adds zest, reflecting her humorous takes like 'bltwt is really funny.' Mint leaves bring freshness, mirroring her openness to new media. Edible gold flakes reflect her appreciation for quality storytelling motifs and emotional depth.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Hêvî’s analytical mind and intellectual curiosity make her a perfect fit for Ravenclaw. Her tweet dissecting character dynamics, 'buck desires to be seen by his loved ones but eddie has a learned tendency to keep things in,' reflects the house’s emphasis on wisdom and insight. Her appreciation for storytelling motifs, as in 'i love all the storytelling motifs employed by the writers of the show,' shows her creative side. Ravenclaws value deep thought and individuality, traits Hêvî embodies through her critiques and self-awareness.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
This song resonates with Hêvî’s introspective and sometimes melancholic personality. Her bio, 'a depressing account of the extent of my media consumption,' aligns with the song’s themes of loneliness and self-reflection. Her tweet about re-reading Pessoa’s 'The Book of Disquiet' reflects the song’s introspective vibe. The song’s emotional depth and yearning for connection mirror her appreciation for narratives that explore feelings like guilt and anger, as in 'i love it when writers center their story in an act that cannot be undone.'
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