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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially Lisa’s intense, perfectionistic and self-critical side. Lisa often ties her self-worth to achievement and appearance, similar to how this user fixates on weight and control, saying things like “guys help me im going to be weighed in two days at the doctor and i need to be at least like 3kgs lighter what do i do” and “give me like two months im gonna be sexy”. The user is very self-analytical and aware of mental health issues, asking “do i actually have an ed??? the psychologist i used to see told me i have one…”, which echoes Lisa’s introspective nature and struggles with anxiety and identity. There’s also a mix of dark humor and vulnerability, like “i think im starting to like feeling hungry❤️🩹 i feel so light and skinny:3” and “my only wl motivation is having a hot bf am i a loser for that”, reminiscent of Lisa’s occasional cynical jokes about herself and relationships. Finally, the drive to constantly “lock in” and improve — “dont laugh at me but im locking in this monday” and “i just know when school starts ill finally lock in” — mirrors Lisa’s relentless, sometimes unhealthy pursuit of an idealized version of herself.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: most tweets are about their inner world and online life rather than real‑life socializing, like worrying about how to avoid eating at school and describing themselves as a bit of a catfish in “he never saw me irl and im lowk a catfish so i bet he didnt recognize me”, and focusing on solitary activities such as “painting with acrylics… things that help me not eat”. Their attention to numbers, weight, food, and bodily sensations shows Sensing, for example in “guys im pooping like crazy… i weighed myself and im 2 pounds lighter” and “guys im locking in im literally 160 pounds rn😅”. They are strongly Feeling: their decisions and self‑concept are driven by emotions and relationships, shown in “my only wl motivation is having a hot bf am i a loser for that” and in how deeply they react to a guy telling them to shut up in “is it because im fat”. The oscillation between “locking in” plans and not following through indicates a more Perceiving style—spontaneous, changeable, and driven by mood—seen in “don't laugh at me but im locking in this monday” versus later frustration like “fuck this shit”. However, their constant idealized self‑image ("wonyoungism era" and “give me like two months im gonna be sexy”) and identity preoccupation are very characteristic of INFP idealism and self‑focused inner narratives. Overall, the combination of inward focus, emotional intensity, concrete body/food tracking, and shifting, non‑structured behavior best fits INFP rather than a more structured SJ or detached NT type.

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Acrylic paint on my hands, textbooks on my desk, overthinking in between. Ask me about Monet, weird doctors, or how many times I’ve ‘locked in’ this year.– @hhautaine

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The espresso shot channels their jittery, determined grind to "lock in" like in “dont laugh at me but im locking in this monday” and “locking in tomorrow”. Sugar-free vanilla syrup reflects the way they chase sweetness while trying to dodge calories, echoing the conflict in “guys.. i had like a big spoonful of ice cream, two cookies and a piece of bread with nutelle on it 😭”. Pink grapefruit juice is sharp and a little bitter, mirroring their mix of insecurity and edge in “guy i was talking to told me to shut up is it because im fat” and “i hate it when men are skinnier than me”. Sparkling water lightens everything up, a fizzy nod to their restless, hungry energy in “im hungry what do i do” and OMAD grind in “omad except i just had coffee because i need to take my meds”. Finally, a lemon peel twist stands for the sharp, self-aware humor and drama of lines like “i hate foodaghhhhgrhegeghhh” and the chaotic glam of “give me like two months im gonna be sexy”. This cocktail is light, a bit bitter, a bit sweet, and very extra—just like their timeline from “i wanna be skinny. rn.” to “lowk in my wonyoungism era”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their mindset is strongly goal- and appearance-driven in a way that aligns with Slytherin ambition and self-transformation, as seen in repeated “locking in” to lose weight and become “sexy” in tweets like “give me like two months im gonna be sexy” and “guys im locking in im literally 160 pounds rn😅”. They frame weight loss as a strategic project tied to social status and relationships, for example “my only wl motivation is having a hot bf am i a loser for that”, which reflects Slytherin’s preoccupation with image, desirability, and advantages. There’s also a willingness to endure discomfort and manipulate circumstances to reach goals, such as skipping lunch to save money for makeup and clothes in “IM GONNA SAVE ALLLL MY MONEY INSTEAD OF EATING LUNCH!! and im gonna get a shit ton of cute stuff and makeup:3”. Even their “goals” are framed in extreme, aesthetic, status-coded terms—“goals: be sickly pale be sickly underweight dress like a loser”—showing a fixation on crafting a particular image regardless of cost. While there are hints of creativity and vulnerability, the dominant throughline is calculated, image-focused ambition and a relentless drive to become the version of themselves they idealize, which is quintessentially Slytherin.

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A well-suited song for @hhautaine is Skinny by Billie Eilish, because it explores feeling defined by weight, appearance, and others’ opinions. Their bio, “be thinner look better,” and tweets like “i wanna be skinny. rn.” and “goals: be sickly pale be sickly underweight dress like a loser” show a deep preoccupation with thinness that mirrors the song’s focus on body image. The way they describe hunger and restriction, such as “i think im starting to like feeling hungry❤️🩹 i feel so light and skinny:3” and “how do i shut down the food noise”, echoes the song’s quiet sadness beneath external change. Their insecurity around men being thinner or prettier, like “male idols being skinner than me is so triggering” and “i saw a guy i used to talk to and he was genuinely the prettiest guy I've ever seen i dont remember the last time i felt so fat and insecure”, fits the song’s theme of comparing oneself to others. Finally, their confusion about having an ED in “do i actually have an ed???” aligns with Skinny’s introspective tone, where the narrator questions what’s really changed inside versus outside.

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