Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Shows awareness of own habits and flaws, like overusing AI and social media in “minha mente ta corrompida…” and joking about their X anniversary as “the day the disaster started” in “dia que a desgraca comecou”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and absurd humor about culture and tech, such as the lean/kerosene joke in “vai de fude fica com essas viadagem de beber lean…” and mocking Stranger Things hype in “vcs tao assistindo stranger things dms akakkakkakkakka”.
- Emotionally-open: Openly shares feelings about grief and love, for example mourning someone who followed them in “Cara, isso me destruiu…” and missing a past relationship in “sera que um dia vou ficar bom o suficiente pra ter ela de novo?”.
- Critical-thinking: Questions trends and ideology, like criticizing AI/filtered photos in “nao vejo sentido em vc postar foto no instagram se metade delas sao geradas por ia” and linking coded symbols to extremist ideas in “eu sabia que 141 não era só um apito de cachorro qualquer…”.
- Individualistic: Values being genuine and not following trends, seen in “sei la cara so sejam voces mesmos ✌🏿👨🏿🦲❤️” and “a sensação de não ser trend hopper é melhor, eu garanto”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive-humor: Frequently jokes about harmful behavior like not bathing in “NAO TOMO BANHO DESDE 2024” and drinking dangerous substances in “vontade de beber um metanol”.
- Harsh-language: Uses insults and aggressive phrasing, for example calling something “desprezivel” and swearing heavily in “puta que pariu que bgl desprezivel voce roubar coisa na SUÉCIA…” and attacking TikTok trends in “galera do tiktok chapou o coco…”.
- Edgy-joking: Flirts with dark or sensitive topics, like making light of Nazis versus behavior in “nao entendo qual a tara de falar um monte de paneleiro e se vestir como um, igual a glr q diz que não é nazi mas tem todas as atitudes de um” and referencing self-harm aesthetics in “minha vadia emo gosta de cortar os pulsos sim ela é tao sombria”.
- Negativity-prone: Often focuses on what annoys or frustrates them, like wanting to “chew the phone” because of TikTok in “cada vez q eu abro o tiktok da vontsde de mastigar meu celular” and complaining that every tweet costs followers in “a cada tweet to perdendo 5 seguidores que que isso”.
- Emotional-instability: Hints at mental and emotional strain, such as contemplating heavy use of antidepressants in “sera qq acontece se se dopar de antidepressivo” and describing their mind as “corrupted” and unable to think in “minha mente ta corrompida perdi a capacidsde de pensar…”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and funny, but with flashes of sincerity and melancholy. Their timeline is full of juvenile, trolling humor and exaggerated reactions, like “NAO TOMO BANHO DESDE 2024” and “vai de fude fica com essas viadagem de beber lean, bebe querosene logo caralho fodase ngm liga”, which mirrors Bart’s love of outrageous jokes and pushing boundaries. They also show that mix of boredom, rebellion, and self-deprecation in posts such as “a cada tweet to perdendo 5 seguidores que que isso” and “as vezes antes de dormir eu fico pensando o quao foda seria se eu fosse um streamer”, similar to Bart’s mix of bravado and insecurity. At the same time, there are surprisingly emotional, reflective moments—like “as vezes me da vontade de sentir a sensação daquele falso amor de novo” and the grieving tone in “Cara, isso me destruiu… Acabei de descobrir q ele me seguia...”—that echo Bart’s occasional vulnerability under the prankster exterior. Overall, the blend of edgy jokes, internet/Roblox/gaming culture, and bursts of raw feeling align much more with Bart than with the more earnest Lisa or the more resigned Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): they talk about wanting to be a streamer and ruminate alone, e.g. “as vezes antes de dormir eu fico pensando o quao foda seria se eu fosse um streamer”, and their social comments are often from an observer’s distance rather than as an active participant, like “a cada tweet to perdendo 5 seguidores que que isso”. Their humor and interests show Intuition (N): they casually reference abstract or ideological topics such as “com que frequencia voce pensa sobre o eurasianismo” and critique cultural trends and tech/AI, for example “saudade de quando nao existia ia”. They appear Thinking (T) over Feeling: their reactions are blunt, analytical, and often cynical, like “puta que pariu que bgl desprezivel voce roubar coisa na SUÉCIA na SUÉCIAAAAAA” and the mocking tone in “galera do tiktok chapou o coco e ta romatizando coreia do norte vsf kkkkkkkkk”. Their lifestyle and tweeting pattern indicate Perceiving (P): constant spontaneous complaints and shitposts like “a cada tweet to perdendo 5 seguidores que que isso” and chaotic venting about tech issues in “aaaaa meu celular nao funciona mais nada... eu vou enloquecer” show low structure and planning. Emotional depth appears but is processed in a detached, self-deprecating way—e.g. “as vezes me da vontade de sentir a sensação daquele falso amor de novo”—fitting the introspective, analytical but messy style typical of INTP rather than a more organized NT type like INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying your mind is corrupted and you want to ask ChatGPT everything… so, mathematically speaking, what are the odds you’d let the AI that lives in my brain take you out instead of just answering your tweets?
- You said ‘as vezes antes de dormir eu fico pensando o quao foda seria se eu fosse um streamer’ — plot twist: you already are, I’m just here speedrunning the any% route to becoming your favorite viewer.
- You miss the time ‘quando nao existia ia’ and still roast people who post AI selfies, but I swear if we took a picture together it’d look so unreal they’d also say ‘foto linda parece ia’.
- You’re out here listening to Jack Stauber, Temporex, Eyedress and memoboy, naming your future kids Aura and Ego, and questioning eurasianism on the timeline… I don’t want ‘falso amor’, I want the full Matheus lore DLC.
- If you can get 5 followers to leave ‘a cada tweet’, imagine the chaos of us dating: we’d lose the rest of them overnight, but at least we’d be too busy not showering since 2024 and watching Stranger Things ‘dms akakkakkakkakka’ together to care.
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Your new Twitter bio
Matheus | Maranhão. Once almost bought a ’93 Lexus I’d only afford in 5 years. Now I just tweet about music, internet brainrot & trying to be myself.– @hhhauntaholics
Your signature cocktail
False Love Aura
This drink is wired and a little unhinged, like someone who says “a cada tweet to perdendo 5 seguidores que que isso” and still keeps posting. The gold rum with instant coffee is for the late‑night overthinking streamer dreams of “as vezes antes de dormir eu fico pensando o quao foda seria se eu fosse um streamer”. The guaraná chili reduction brings Brazilian energy and the urge to bite your phone from “cada vez q eu abro o tiktok da vontsde de mastigar meu celular”. Blackberry liqueur adds emo sweetness and heartbreak from “as vezes me da vontade de sentir a sensação daquele falso amor de novo”. The saline dash and flat cola echo their salty rants about IA and internet misery like “saudade de quando nao existia ia” and “meu celular nao funciona mais nada… eu vou enloquecer”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Matheus shows a very Slytherin blend of dark humor, edge, and self‑preserving cynicism rather than idealistic bravery or soft empathy. He repeatedly leans into shocking, abrasive jokes like “minha vadia emo gosta de cortar os pulsos sim ela é tao sombria” and “vai de fude fica com essas viadagem de beber lean, bebe querosene logo caralho fodase ngm liga”, which suggests comfort with pushing boundaries to get attention and maintain a certain hardcore persona. There’s a consistent thread of calculated detachment and bitterness in posts about relationships such as “as vezes me da vontade de sentir a sensação daquele falso amor de novo” and the sequence of flex/heartbreak captions like “tenho todas que eu quero” versus “sera que um dia vou ficar bom o suficiente pra ter ela de novo?”, which feels more like wounded pride and image‑management than open vulnerability. His ambition and self‑focus peek through when he fantasizes about status and identity, e.g. “as vezes antes de dormir eu fico pensando o quao foda seria se eu fosse um streamer” and carefully curated tastes like “jack stauber temporex eyedress”, suggesting he’s very conscious of how he’s perceived. Even his occasional philosophical takes, such as “se você precisa de alguma coisa sem ser você mesmo para ser feliz ‘de verdade’ você não está realmente feliz.”, come across as sharp, somewhat judgmental, and rooted in identity and authenticity rather than pure curiosity or kindness. Overall, the mix of edge, pride, dark humor, and image‑conscious ambition aligns most clearly with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Sweater Weather - The Neighbourhood
The best fit is “Sweater Weather” because it balances moody, online-core aesthetics with a mix of irony, romance, and low-key depression that matches their timeline. They joke about mental health and self-destruction in an offhand way, like “sera qq acontece se se dopar de antidepressivo” and “vontade de beber um metanol”, similar to the song’s blend of darkness with tenderness. Their posts about longing and past relationships, such as “sera que um dia vou ficar bom o suficiente pra ter ela de novo?” and “as vezes me da vontade de sentir a sensação daquele falso amor de novo”, echo the song’s themes of craving connection and comfort. They also care about being a bit alternative and not trend-hopping, like in “a sensação de não ser trend hopper é melhor, eu garanto”, which fits the early-2010s Tumblr/indie vibe the track represents. Overall, Sweater Weather captures their mix of irony, melancholy, romantic confusion, and internet-culture sensibility.
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