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Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: politically aware, bookish, and extremely online while still being a little chaotic and funny. Like Lisa, they mix casual shitposting with real politics, e.g. sharing news like “President of Peace btw” and mocking US involvement in other countries with “Yanks can’t go all investing and getting involved in Ireland and then getting upset when we are aware of ye’re politics.”. They’re nerdy and fandom‑obsessed in the same way Lisa is about jazz and school, constantly talking about niche media and ships like “Still don’t get why people act like shipping hetro or age gap ships is some biblical sin” and “Lately Ive been getting more and more Huckleabbot and Langtaker on my TL, I’ve been blessed”. The self‑aware, slightly put‑upon tone also fits Lisa, like complaining about exams and school with “Going to school another day, just to not be taught Nutella tricks. What has this world come to?”. Even their trans masc / queer fandom jokes, such as “okay I made it everyone, welcome to the Trans masc spectrum, don’t take this too seriously”, echo Lisa’s mix of earnest identity exploration and wry humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they openly talk about social events and fandom meetups (“anyone going to Megacon I’m Dublin on Saturday #hetairelandtwt ?”), post selfies and #NewProfilePic updates (“#NewProfilePic”, “ladies ladies there’s enough of me to go around”), and joke about mutuals and followers (“Who unfollowing me dawg what did I do?”), all of which suggest they gain energy from interaction and visibility. Their humor and interests are highly conceptual and pattern-focused, pointing to Intuition: they play with abstract fandom meta and politics (“Communism is proship”, “Canmex kill America when?”), create spectrum charts (“welcome to the Trans masc spectrum, don’t take this too seriously”), and riff on media analysis rather than concrete how‑to content. Their stance and phrasing show a Thinking preference: they argue positions directly rather than cushioning feelings, as in “Still don’t get why people act like shipping hetro or age gap ships is some biblical sin” and their blunt political comments like “President of Peace btw” and criticism of Zionist symbols (“Just found a hetalia fan with a Zionist yellow ribbon in their bio ”). Finally, their lifestyle appears spontaneous and exploratory, fitting Perceiving: they bounce between interests and hyperfixations (“Me when I suddenly switched to Pittwt and not Hetatwt”), joke about confusion and chaos (“I’m so confused whats going on”), and treat plans loosely (getting drunk and making someone watch Hetalia in “Got drunk and made an IRL watch hetalia with me”). Altogether, their outgoing, debate-loving, concept-driven and flexible style most closely matches ENTP.

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Irish fandom nerd in Munster, part-time Pitt theorist and Hetalia archivist. Once made an IRL watch Hetalia drunk & she left calling France hot.– @HibernianSheep

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Irish whiskey with a dash of sea salt nods to their Munster/Connemara roots and love of the coast, as seen in “Nothing beats an Irish beach view” and “It’s been 5 years living in Munster, and my Connemara Irish hasn’t left me 🙏🙏”. Green Chartreuse brings chaotic, fandom-brain energy for their Hetalia, Pitt, and shipposting era, like “Way too pitpilled, I couldn’t stop thinking about the Pitt…” and “Got a shite hair cut at the barber but now I kind of look like Ireland Hetalia, a win is a win”. Blood orange soda adds a bright but slightly bitter fizz for their sharp political takes, such as “President of Peace btw” and “Communism is proship”. Nutella-washed vodka (just a hint) is a wink to their running joke about “Nutella tricks” in school and films like “Watching legally blonde, does anyone know if it contains Nutella tricks please thanks xxxx” and “Going to school another day, just to not be taught Nutella tricks. What has this world come to?”. Finally, a sprig of mint on top keeps it fresh, a little flamboyant, and selfie-ready, fitting their vibe in posts like “#NewProfilePic” and “FEELING GOOD”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very Gryffindor mix of boldness and willingness to say exactly what they think, even when it’s inflammatory or political. For example, they bluntly call out US intervention and mock Americans getting upset about Irish political awareness in “Yanks can’t go all investing and getting involved in Ireland and then getting upset when we are aware of ye’re politics.” and openly slam Thatcher in “Sometimes I wake up with a headache and I blame Maggie Thatcher”. Their humour is also very brash and fearless, like joking about being allergic to hair dye in “I’m fucking allergic to my hair dye?” and casually calling for fictional violence in fandom terms in “I need to KILL Arthur Kirkland”. They’re comfortable loudly owning their queer/fandom interests instead of hiding them, as seen in “my mum fully knows about my ao3 account and all of the gay shit I interact with”, which is very on-brand for Gryffindor’s proud, brazen energy. Overall, the impulsive posting style, open political stances, and willingness to be loudly themselves in public all point more to Gryffindor than to the quieter, more calculated energy of Slytherin or the reserved diligence of Hufflepuff.

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A well-known song that fits them is “Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus, because it captures a mix of chaotic humour, niche fandom obsession, and feeling like the odd one out while still having fun with it. They’re very online and proudly fannish, from “I find it so funny when people hide their yaoi/yuri my mum fully knows about my ao3 account and all of the gay shit I interact with” to getting "pitpilled" and overanalyzing characters like Robby and Whitaker. The song’s theme of being a slightly messy, opinionated teen fits with posts like “Performative enby sitting next to me, with their rainbow pride shoes is using ChatGPT, what has this world come to” and “More people have me blocked, than the number of people on my block list lmao”, which show a mix of self-awareness and social friction. Their Irish identity and political takes add to that outsider-but-proud energy, like “Yanks can’t go all investing and getting involved in Ireland and then getting upset when we are aware of ye’re politics.”. Overall, Teenage Dirtbag reflects their combination of fandom brain, irreverent politics, and slightly chaotic, self-deprecating confidence.

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