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Despite the dark and self-destructive nature of their content, this user shares Lisa's deep sense of intellectual alienation and her tendency to become overwhelmed by the world's bleakness. Much like Lisa's internal struggles with sadness, the user expresses feeling “too depressed to get up and actually take my meds” and frequently critiques social dynamics with a cynical, sharp-tongued wit. They mirror Lisa's intense hyper-fixations on niche interests, such as when they exclaim “my #niche shota yaoi protag is going mainstream”. While Lisa is often the moral center, she also possesses a hidden, edgy streak that aligns with the user’s “problematic edgy shit” phase and their desire to engage in ideological discourse. Ultimately, both personalities are defined by a mix of high-sensitivity, academic leanings—seen when they write to a counselor “like im a fucking founding father”—and a profound, vocalized existential angst.

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Ritsuka displays strong Introversion (I), often retreating into solitary online niches and expressing discomfort with real-world social scrutiny, as seen when she noted “someone at school saw my barely healed cuts... i SHIT MYSELF”. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her focus on abstract identities, fandom tropes, and symbolic rebranding rather than practical realities, such as when she “read dark shippers as shakespeare and i kind of just accepted it”. She aligns with Feeling (F) by prioritizing personal emotional expression and moral stances over objective logic, frequently “discourse posting” about community values and personal suffering. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is highlighted by a chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle characterized by “spontaneously quit twitter” and a lack of structured planning regarding her health and routines.

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Digital artist and anime enthusiast. I once sent a formal email to my school counselor that sounded like a 1700s declaration. Passionate about gaming and design.– @hibiscusposting

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This drink captures Ritsuka's chaotic energy, blending the sweetness of their fan interests with the bitterness of their struggles. The hibiscus syrup references their username, while the high-proof base mirrors their intense declaration that “IM SERIOUS NOTHING MATTERS DO WHATEVER YOU WANT”. The spicy ginger beer mimics their sharp, 'edgy' humor, reflecting how they feel like a “#niche shota yaoi protag going mainstream”. Finally, the toy sword garnish is a nod to their gaming habits, like finally finishing those “OW2 ATLANTA COLLAB QUESTS” so they can 'finally die' in peace.

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Ritsuka demonstrates a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, often prioritizing her own coping mechanisms and aesthetic over societal norms, as seen when she discusses “cutting on my shoulder bc im scared of hitting beans”. Her ambition is directed toward personal goals like her “ugw:100” and a desire for specific status within her online communities, such as “rebranding to suguru geto of shedtwt”. Furthermore, she displays the classic Slytherin trait of being fiercely protective of her 'in-group' while being dismissive or cunning toward outsiders, notably telling critics to “pls hate on me for joking about rape in public rather than private so i can jork to it later”. This combination of ambition, dark wit, and a disregard for conventional rules to achieve personal satisfaction aligns her firmly with the house of the serpent.

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The song's themes of body dysmorphia and the grueling pressure to achieve a specific aesthetic align perfectly with Ritsuka's focus on her “cw:115 gw:110 ugw:100” and her distress over “huge globs” of blood instead of 'pretty' beads. Her tweets reflect a painful cycle of self-harm and starvation, admitting “i dont even feel hungry anymore i just feel sick”. The upbeat yet tragic nature of the song mirrors her habit of using 'edgy' humor to mask severe struggles, such as when she jokes about being “too depressed to get up and actually take my meds!!! #AWKWARD!!!!!”. Ultimately, the lyrics 'shut up, count your calories' resonate with her constant monitoring of food, like when she mentions how “shitting! it makes me skinnier”.

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