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The user’s constant use of obscure pop‑culture references, lengthy music links and gaming talk mirrors Comic Book Guy’s encyclopedic knowledge and love of niche media (e.g., 'i need more people to compare music with me ...', 'I am once again playing games with a playerbase of genuine children, probably ...'). Their sarcastic, cynical tone and disdain for mainstream opinions, as seen in 'i will never understand people who live in this country and always talk about how windy and wet it is. YOU LIVE IN SCOTLAND.', is characteristic of Comic Book Guy’s snarky commentary. The user’s self‑deprecating “master baitor” jokes and dark humor such as 'yeah you guys just get skin cancer and die' echo Comic Book Guy’s famously bitter catchphrase “Worst. Episode. Ever.” and his tendency to mock others. Finally, the recurring theme of personal melancholy and odd relationships (e.g., 'In August of 2024, I felt at my lowest point and suicidal…', 'My bf at 60 with the same haircut and just as handsome') fits the lonely, often depressed persona of Comic Book Guy who is socially awkward and has an unconventional love life.

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The user displays extroverted energy by constantly interacting with the audience and sharing personal experiences, as seen in tweets like "How woke are you? 🟥support people of color🖤 🟥support gay rights🏳️🌈 …" and "In August of 2024, I felt at my lowest point and suicidal… my current bf was so kind to me". Their language is highly intuitive, using abstract and poetic imagery such as "barren lands are desperate to blossom dark stars strive to shine…" and "when i get resurrected again to fight at the end of all time and space then this will be my battle theme". Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, evident in emotionally charged posts like "my heart rejoices in malice and my fortune feeds on tragedy" and the heartfelt recounting of past trauma. Their style is spontaneous and adaptable, posting eclectic memes, random music links and impulsive observations (e.g., "just on the internet looking at funny animals rn. life is Good" and "theme of glasgow other than any cyberpunk song"). This blend of extroversion, intuition, feeling, and perceiving aligns with the ENFP type.

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Scottish-Scandinavian storyteller, gamer & post-punk fan. Mental-health advocate. Once got a fake tattoo at a concert and became a goth magnet.– @hiertebrand

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The Golded Troll Hex blends smoky Islay Scotch with dark chocolate liqueur, honey, and a whisper of absinthe, capturing the user's love of Scotland's misty, windy vibe and their penchant for dark, gothic humor. The honey represents the "golded breaded troll creature" they obsess over, while the absinthe adds the chaotic, surreal edge of their "Master Baitor" moments. The chocolate liqueur nods to their cheesy, sweet side, as seen in tweets like "This is so cheesy but my long time friend sent me this video". The smoky whisky reflects their repeated lament about Scottish weather: "I will never understand people who live in this country and always talk about how windy and wet it is. YOU LIVE IN SCOTLAND." Finally, the drink's bitter‑sweet balance mirrors their mix of vulnerability and bravado, from "In August of 2024, I felt at my lowest point" to "i be catchin bitches while bitches be catchin feelins".

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Hiertebrand demonstrates a strong sense of bravery and authenticity throughout their tweets. For instance, they openly share their struggles with past relationships, stating, 'In August of 2024, I felt at my lowest point and suicidal with regards to my abusive ex who had put me through hell,' showcasing their courage in discussing difficult topics. Additionally, their playful defiance is evident in tweets like, 'if my title was based on my favourite Spoons establishments, my title would be Dr. Crystal Stone Rooms,' implying a light-hearted yet bold attitude. They also express a willingness to stand up for their beliefs, seen in their tweet about online arguments, 'I need to stop arguing with people online while listening to music like this,' indicating their passion and bravery in confronting negativity.

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The user’s dark, gothic aesthetic and fascination with resurrection echo the haunting vibe of Bauhaus’s classic ‘Bela Lugosi's Dead’. Their tweet about 'when i get resurrected again to fight at the end of all time and space then this will be my battle theme' mirrors the song’s undead theme. A later tweet declares 'my heart rejoices in malice and my fortune feeds on tragedy', matching the morbid lyrics about death and darkness. They also emphasise their goth identity with 'Don’t call yourself goth and also never speak to me again unless you take the time to listen to The Cult at the very least', showing a clear alignment with the pioneering goth anthem.

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