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The user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: an overly online, cynical otaku-type who lives through anime, games, and niche internet culture. Their bio about 2D women being superior and tweets like “Literalmente y por más trillado y usado que esté, mi vida no tiene sentido PERO las monitas chinas la están alargando” mirror Comic Book Guy’s obsessive attachment to fictional characters over real life. The misanthropic tone in posts such as “El lugar en el que vivo no puede ser considerado una sociedad civilizada.” and “Que horrible se ha vuelto el salir afuera.” echoes his disdain for the outside world and other people. Their self-deprecating, loser-humor tweets about failure and isolation, like “Mis otros amigos abandonaron internet para hacerse exitosos.”, also fit his archetype as a socially frustrated, sarcastic nerd. Even their internet-argument behavior, such as proudly ‘winning’ a debate over lolicon in “Creo que lo hice entrar en razón ¿ya soy exitoso pbes?”, is very in line with Comic Book Guy’s pedantic, argumentative nature.

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They appear clearly introverted (I): they complain about isolation and lack of real-life contact, e.g. noting that they haven’t seen women offline except their mother in months in “(literalmente los últimos 3 meses no he tenido contacto con ninguna mujer en la vida real…)” and lamenting their inability to make friends even online in “Necesito amigos, estos últimos tiempos me he hecho incapaz de encontrarlos incluso en internet.”. Their focus is more on abstract, conceptual takes than concrete details, showing intuition (N) in tweets like “El lugar en el que vivo no puede ser considerado una sociedad civilizada.” and joking about the future cultural perception of a game in “En el futuro Uma Musume será uno de esos juegos más conocidos por su porno que por el juego…”. They lead strongly with thinking (T): they pride themselves on giving “arguments” about why their controversial interests are not wrong in “le di argumentos de por qué el lolicon no tiene nada de malo…”, mock others’ hypocrisy in “repostea cosas de odio hacia los hombres incels… pero comenta seguido fotos de hombres musculosos pidiendoles pene”, and use blunt, often harsh language rather than emotional tact. Their lifestyle and tone suggest perceiving (P) over judging: they present themselves as disconnected from reality in “Ayuda pls estoy MUY desconectados de la realidad”, mention multiple Discord account restrictions in a chaotic way in “Me restringieron 3 cuentas de discord tan sólo hoy”, and generally react impulsively with edgy, improvisational humor rather than showing planning or structure. Overall, the combination of introspection, abstract and somewhat cynical commentary, argument-focused logic, and unstructured, spontaneous behavior aligns best with INTP.

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Terminally online anime enjoyer trying to debug life. Once convinced a hater to change sides mid-argument. DMs open, takes questionable, vibes sincere.– @hiiM7w

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This cocktail hits hard and a bit bitter, mirroring the self‑deprecating existential spiral of “mi vida no tiene sentido PERO las monitas chinas la están alargando”. The overproof dark rum is the raw, unfiltered intensity behind posts like “Ayuda pls estoy MUY desconectados de la realidad”. Coffee liqueur adds a late‑night, terminally‑online vibe, echoing the frustrated isolation in “Necesito amigos, estos últimos tiempos me he hecho incapaz de encontrarlos incluso en internet.”. The sharp tart yuzu soda or lemonade cuts through the darkness with an acidic, edgy humor, fitting lines like “El lugar en el que vivo no puede ser considerado una sociedad civilizada.”. Chocolate bitters nod to their oddly affectionate degeneracy and niche tastes, channelling the horny-chaotic energy of “Las tetas pequeñas son lo mejor.”. Finally, the black sugar rim is the sweet crust around a very dark core—perfect for someone who can joke, “Cuando estoy comiendo tranquilamente y de repente recuerdo que mi padre se folló y corrió en el coño de mi madre…” while hiding genuine loneliness underneath.

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Their outlook and behavior most strongly align with Slytherin’s traits of contrarian ambition, self-preservation, and unapologetic willingness to be disliked. They openly embrace a stigmatized identity and argue for it in debates, as seen when they say they gave arguments defending lolicon and conclude that they "made him come to reason" and ask if they are now successful: “le di argumentos de por qué el lolicon no tiene nada de malo... Creo que lo hice entrar en razón ¿ya soy exitoso pbes?”, which shows a desire to win and to convert others to their viewpoint rather than seek harmony. There is strong self-preservation and bitterness toward society in comments like “El lugar en el que vivo no puede ser considerado una sociedad civilizada.” and “Que horrible se ha vuelto el salir afuera.”, reflecting a defensive, outsider mentality that fits Slytherin’s us-vs-them edge. They also display contempt toward others and a sense of superiority, for example dismissing local women as "normis low iq" in “No tengo novia sólo porque donde vivo en la vida real las mujeres son normis low iq”, which mirrors Slytherin’s elitism and disdain for perceived inferiors. Even their jokingly provocative, extreme posts (like calling for moving from Discord to a more niche protocol in “DISCORD ES MIERDA MUDEMONOS A XMPP”) show a desire to separate from the mainstream and form more exclusive, like-minded spaces, again consistent with Slytherin’s preference for tight in-groups and strategic withdrawal rather than open, broad camaraderie.

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A well‑suited song for @hiiM7w is “Loser” by Beck, because its self-deprecating, detached tone mirrors their darkly humorous view of themselves and the world. They describe their life as meaningless and only extended by anime girls, saying “mi vida no tiene sentido PERO las monitas chinas la están alargando”, which fits the song’s mix of nihilism and irony. Their tweet about feeling like a failure born just to be “ugly and virgin” — “al final resultar en ser un fracasado que morirá solo, feo y virgen” — echoes the song’s core line, “I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me.” The way they rant about society and their surroundings, like “El lugar en el que vivo no puede ser considerado una sociedad civilizada.” and “Que horrible se ha vuelto el salir afuera.”, parallels the song’s sense of alienation. Even their trouble making friends — “Necesito amigos… mis otros amigos abandonaron internet para hacerse exitosos.” — fits the outcast vibe that “Loser” embodies, wrapped in sarcasm and resignation rather than pure despair.

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