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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Sharp Humor: His tweet 'Quién me mandó a usar 'pija', me dio like un bot porno' showcases his quick wit and ability to turn awkward moments into comedy.
- Reflective: His decision to quit a job paying $300/month because it 'me comía la conciencia' reveals a thoughtful and principled personality.
- Resourceful: Saving liquid fat from matambre leftovers, as in 'Muy útil para estos tiempos,' demonstrates his practical approach to life.
- Culturally Curious: His tweet about Vox Dei's album, 'hoy lo reivindico como una genialidad,' reflects his evolving appreciation for art and culture.
- Playful Imagination: His 'plan debutAR' proposal shows his ability to think creatively and humorously about societal concepts.
Weaknesses:
- Sardonic Edge: His critique of Beatles' longevity, 'Para mí habría que ir dejándonos de joder con esto de que Paul McCartney no la quede,' might come across as overly cynical.
- Provocative: Tweets like 'vos odias al Reino Unido por Malvinas yo porque Isr*el sea un estado soberano' show a tendency to stir controversial debates.
- Overly Self-Reliant: His ghosting of work, 'yo literalmente ghosteé el trabajo,' reflects a rebellious streak that might clash with structured environments.
- Bluntness: Calling Carlos's music 'una GARCHA' in a tweet shows a lack of tact in expressing opinions.
- Indulgent Humor: His tweet 'La de mi culo y tu garcha?' might alienate those who prefer more restrained humor.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Simón shares Homer Simpson's mix of humor, resourcefulness, and relatable flaws. His tweet 'yo literalmente ghosteé el trabajo' mirrors Homer’s occasional laziness and unconventional solutions. His bread-cutting debate, 'Discuto con mi esposa,' echoes Homer’s domestic quirks. Both have moments of absurdity, as seen in 'Quién me mandó a usar 'pija,' me dio like un bot porno.' Simón's humor and humanity make him a perfect match for Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Simón embodies ENTP: extraverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. His extraversion shines in his witty and engaging tweets, like 'La de mi culo y tu garcha.' Intuition drives his cultural reflections, as seen in 'La Biblia de Vox Dei... hoy lo reivindico como una genialidad.' His thinking side critiques logically, such as 'todo se empezó a ir a la mierda con la ley de medios.' Perceiving keeps him adaptable, evident in 'yo literalmente ghosteé el trabajo.' He thrives on debate and humor.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a loaf of bread? Because I’d debate all night about how to slice you perfectly.
- Are you a Johnny Cash song? Because you’ve got me hurtin’... in a good way.
- Are you yerba mate? Because I can’t start my day without thinking about you.
- Is your name Vox Dei? Because I didn’t appreciate you at first, but now you’re a masterpiece in my eyes.
- Are you a bot? Because you just liked my heart.
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Singer & thinker turned 'Ex pensador' | Bread-cutting debates & societal musings | Political hot takes with a dash of absurd humor | Once ghosted a job and still got paid | Filántropo, amante, and yerba mate enthusiast.– @hiperfascismo
Your signature cocktail
Bread Debate Brew
The 'Bread Debate Brew' captures Simón’s quirky and reflective personality. Dark Rum adds depth, reflecting his sardonic humor in tweets like 'La de mi culo y tu garcha.' Yerba Mate infusion ties to his tweet 'La Taragüí, ¿es buena marca de yerba mate?' Lime Juice adds a zesty kick, mirroring his sharp wit. A dash of bitters represents his critiques, like 'todo se empezó a ir a la mierda con la ley de medios.' It’s a drink as layered as his tweets!
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Simón fits Ravenclaw with his intellectual curiosity and reflective nature. His tweet 'todo se empezó a ir a la mierda con la ley de medios' shows a keen analytical mind. His quirky debates, like 'Discuto con mi esposa sobre el corte del pan,' reflect Ravenclaw's love for unique perspectives. Additionally, his cultural appreciation, such as 'La Biblia de Vox Dei... hoy lo reivindico como una genialidad,' aligns with their passion for art and learning.
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Your song
Hurt - Johnny Cash
Simón’s reflective and rebellious nature resonates with Johnny Cash’s 'Hurt.' His tweet 'Mi novia reprueba que escuche a Johnny Cash... porque teme que se me metan 'esas ideas en la cabeza'' highlights his connection to Cash’s raw, emotional storytelling. His musings on societal flaws, like 'todo se empezó a ir a la mierda con la ley de medios,' align with the song’s themes of regret and introspection. It’s a hauntingly fitting match.
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