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Like Milhouse, this user is a self-deprecating, socially awkward 15-year-old who often feels like an underdog, stating “I hate myself with every fiber of my being”. They exhibit a mix of niche interests and extreme emotional vulnerability, admitting to “extremely bad” mood swings and feeling “guilty for being alive”. Their social life mirrors Milhouse's small circle, as they mention sitting next to “one of only 2 people who consider me as a friend”. Despite their struggles and self-described “apathetic” nature, they maintain a desire to “make people happy” through interaction bait, capturing the essence of Springfield's most lovable loser.

Your MBTI personality Type
Hiro demonstrates strong Introversion (I), explicitly stating they prefer staying “At home because restaurants are loud and scary” and admitting they are “not allowed to go outside my room most of the times”. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their interest in abstract concepts like “investing money into a device that will let me travel between multiverses” and dark, symbolic imagery. The Feeling (F) preference is dominant, as they frequently express intense emotional states, such as “I feel guilty for being alive” or having “Extremely bad” mood swings. Finally, a Perceiving (P) trait is suggested by their spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness tweeting style and their self-identification as “apathetic” or lacking a rigid structure.

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15-year-old FC Barcelona devotee and chemistry enthusiast. Once got a red card in a football scuffle, now I mostly battle mood swings and homework. Visca el Barça.– @hironpasa_puj

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 15-year-old fan who claims, “I hate myself with every fiber of my being”. The base is a deep blue and red for a “Fc Barcelona supporter” who deals with “Extremely bad” mood swings and frequent “nightmares”. It’s a bit experimental and bitter, much like the user's self-proclaimed “Apathetic” nature, yet it has a sparkling finish because they still “want to make people happy”. Best served at “3 am” while avoiding “loud and scary” restaurants.

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Hiro consistently displays the Hufflepuff virtues of kindness, loyalty, and a deep-seated desire for communal harmony, stating in their bio, “I want to make people happy.”. Their loyalty is evident through their unwavering support for FC Barcelona and their deep appreciation for the “only 2 people who consider me as a friend.”. Despite struggling with personal hardships, they prioritize selflessness, as seen when they gave away a “Barka shirt... for charity”. This combination of humility and the drive to be “selfless” firmly aligns them with the house of the loyal and kind.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the user's intense feelings of self-loathing and psychological distress, expressed in tweets like “I hate myself with every fiber of my being” and “I feel guilty for being alive”. The track's heavy themes of depression and isolation mirror Hiro’s admission that “I am not allowed to go outside my room most of the times” and their description of experiencing “Extremely bad” mood swings. Given their explicit interest in Kendrick Lamar's discography, specifically mentioning Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst, the raw vulnerability of u aligns with their apathetic and often dark internal monologue.

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