Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings about media, friends, and life, like intense reactions to MCR and fandom takes in tweets such as “HELLO????? I’M AKHSKQNXJSGWJCBKAHDLEBFNHDJEJDNEJHD EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO ABSOLUTELY INSANE”.
- Loyal friend: Frequently hypes up and appreciates friends, e.g. “LOOK AT HOW GORGEOUS MY BEST FRIEND IS HOLY SHIT THEY TAKE MY BREATH AWAY 😍😍😍” and birthday shoutouts like “everyone go wish @requill7 a happy birthday or im gonna show up at ur room at 3 am and dislocate all ur joints”.
- Humorously candid: Uses blunt, self-aware humor about themselves and everyday annoyances, like “why do u have that attitude?” cos i’m a fuckin cunt next question and the chiropractor joke in “i want someone to blow my back out but not in the sex way in the chiropractor way”.
- Strong principles: Shows clear values around politics, ethics, and media, e.g. criticizing capitalism in “me, sitting at the family table: capitalist greed and late stage capitalism is actually the root of all evil” and calling out environmental hypocrisy in “claimed to be both an environmentalist and a taylor swift stannie i wonder how she feels now”.
- Affectionate animal lover: Consistently affectionate toward animals, e.g. “love is when you kiss ur cat on the face and she lets you” and “the feminine urge to take every stray cat home”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly judgmental: Expresses strong hatred toward creators and media, like “man i love to see jjk hate fuck that shit and fuck gege akutami fr” and “if u put oil in ur pasta water dni”, which can come off as extreme.
- Aggressive tone: Frequent use of violent or hostile phrasing, such as “this little kid just walked past me with no mask coughing up a fuckin storm feeling: murderous” and threats used jokingly like “im gonna show up at ur room at 3 am and dislocate all ur joints”.
- Self-critical mindset: Describes themselves in very negative terms, like “yes i may be ugly, and annoying, and short tempered, and hard to get along with, and overdramatic, and needy”, suggesting a harsh self-view.
- Emotional volatility: Tweets show rapid swings between joy, rage, and despair, e.g. walking out of a moving car in “well today i walked out of a moving car so there’s that” and intense fandom mood shifts like “ive said this before and ill say it again jjk is fuckin awful writing wise now and im glad i left”.
- Boundary struggles: Indicates difficulty with attachment and interpersonal boundaries, e.g. “oh nooo don't over idealize and place someone you just met on a pedestal because of attachment issues haha ur so sexy” and asking others not to comment on scars in “Please Do Not Mention It Please Oh My God”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: sharp, opinionated, politically aware, artsy, and a little melodramatic in a self-aware way. Like Lisa ranting at the dinner table, they’ll casually drop critiques of capitalism, as in “me, sitting at the family table: capitalist greed and late stage capitalism is actually the root of all evil”. Their sensitivity and mental health openness echo Lisa’s introspective side, seen in “im exhausted of these takes some of us have clinical depression” and “@ anyone who ever sees my self harm scars, fresh or old, Please Do Not Mention It Please Oh My God”. The intense fandoms (MCR, Fall Out Boy, anime, ships) and earnest emotional reactions, like “HELLO????? I’M … EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO ABSOLUTELY INSANE”, mirror Lisa’s obsessive interests in bands, causes, and niche passions. Their combination of moral conviction, artsy/alt aesthetics, and feeling a bit out of step with family and the world strongly fits Lisa more than the other core Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reference going out, partying and being loud with friends, like “the other day i was drunk with @ft_pope… ‘cringe culture has nothing on me’”, excited concert plans such as “i hope mcr play mama and prison tonight”, and threateningly affectionate posts like “everyone go wish @requill7 a happy birthday or im gonna show up at ur room at 3 am and dislocate all ur joints”. Their focus on fandom meta, identity, and vibes over concrete details suggests Intuition: they talk in big-picture emotional or conceptual terms—“oh nooo don't over idealize and place someone you just met on a pedestal because of attachment issues haha ur so sexy” and broad cultural takes like “me, sitting at the family table: capitalist greed and late stage capitalism is actually the root of all evil”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, driven by values and emotions: intense music/fandom reactions like “HELLO????? I’M… EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO ABSOLUTELY INSANE”, deep care for friends “LOOK AT HOW GORGEOUS MY BEST FRIEND IS HOLY SHIT THEY TAKE MY BREATH AWAY”, and mental-health vulnerability in “im exhausted of these takes some of us have clinical depression”. Their life appears spontaneous, flexible, and unstructured, which points to Perceiving: they joke about sleep patterns like “if u ever catch me being awake before 10 am just know it is not by choice”, make impulsive plans such as “i cant wait to get high and go to ikea with my friends”, and casually decide to “start using this acc again so imma unfollow/ remove some ppl i dont like anymore” rather than maintaining a tidy, consistent online persona. Altogether, a loud, values-driven, chaotic, hyper-social and meme-heavy style aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘a heart is a heavy burden’ — I volunteer as your emotionally jacked himbo to help you carry it. Deadlift your trauma, then make you crepes after.
- As a fellow JJK hater and Gege Akutami slander enthusiast, I think the only cursed technique I need is ‘Domain Expansion: your DMs.’
- You’re 26, she/her he/him, evil gay vampire, MCR/Fall Out Boy enjoyer, hates early mornings and capitalism… statistically speaking, I’m already in love with you.
- You said flirting with your friends makes you sexy — if I start flirting with you, does that make me your friend, or do we skip straight to ‘woman’s love drives me insane’ territory?
- You kiss your cat on the face, walk out of moving cars, complain about kids coughing with no mask, and still make good green tea — that’s dangerously close to my ideal ‘let’s get high and go to IKEA together’ partner application.
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Your new Twitter bio
26 • she/he • tall, dramatic, and powered by MCR, Fall Out Boy & green tea. Once walked out of a moving car and still made it to class.– @hisocvnt
Your signature cocktail
Evil Gay Vampire Spritz
This drink channels their self-proclaimed “gender identity: evil gay vampire” energy with inky, dramatic blackberry amaro and a moody charcoal salt rim that nods to being a little mean, a little extra, and very online. The watermelon-infused gin is a wink at the 🍉 in their name and their playful, flirty vibe, like when they say “flirting with ur friends makes u sexy” here. A hit of matcha green tea syrup references their cozy domestic moments like “i finally made good green tea feeling v proud” here, softening the bite with something comforting. The sparkling yuzu soda keeps it sharp, bright, and chaotic, much like walking out of a moving car and reporting it as “well today i walked out of a moving car so there’s that” here. Overall it’s strong but effervescent, sweet with a bitter edge—perfect for someone who can tweet “cos i’m a fuckin cunt next question” here and still cry over art that “made me tear up” here.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Levi shows a very Gryffindor mix of loud conviction, impulsiveness, and willingness to pick fights over what they think is right or simply funny. They’re openly combative and unafraid to be hated, e.g. calling out a popular series with tweets like “if im one thing its a gege akutami hater” and “jjk is fuckin awful writing wise now and im glad i left”, which reflects the house’s classic I’ll say it even if everyone yells at me energy. Their love of confrontation and chaos is very lion-coded too, from joking threats like “everyone go wish @requill7 a happy birthday or im gonna show up at ur room at 3 am and dislocate all ur joints” to hot-tempered self-descriptions like “cos i’m a fuckin cunt next question”. At the same time, they have a strong protective loyalty to friends, constantly hyping them up and centering them, as seen in “LOOK AT HOW GORGEOUS MY BEST FRIEND IS HOLY SHIT THEY TAKE MY BREATH AWAY” and “i’m obsessed with you @b1andino”. The combination of ride-or-die loyalty, dramatic emotionality, and confrontational bravery points most strongly to Gryffindor over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Their personality is loud, emotional, and a bit chaotic in a self-aware way, which fits the dramatic angst and dark humor of I'm Not Okay (I Promise). They’re openly ride-or-die for MCR, calling them their favorite band and saying “boutta turn this account into an mcr stan acc again”, and specifically praising songs like “i think mama by mcr has to be one of my favorite songs ever produced”. The song’s themes of mental strain and not being fine under the surface mirror tweets about clinical depression like “im exhausted of these takes some of us have clinical depression” and boundaries about self-harm scars “Please Do Not Mention It Please Oh My God”. At the same time, they cope with humor and theatrics—see “gender identity: evil gay vampire. happy pride month.” and “cos i’m a fuckin cunt next question”—which aligns with the song’s over-the-top, cathartic, emo energy. Their love of being a dramatic, affectionate menace with friends, like “flirting with ur friends makes u sexy”, also fits the song’s messy, heartfelt teenage disaster vibe.
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