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Your Simpsons character
Hisstopher's absurd humor and whimsical personality align with Homer Simpson's goofy charm. Their tweet 'Horses are 70% evil 20% rust 15% silly' mirrors Homer's tendency to make hilariously nonsensical observations. Their snake persona, 'I barely register I'm in a tank half the time,' reflects Homer's frequent obliviousness. Both share a love for simple pleasures, like Hisstopher's nostalgic media habits and Homer's penchant for comfort. They're both authentic, funny, and endearingly odd.

Your MBTI personality Type
Hisstopher embodies INFP traits: introverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. Their introspection is evident in 'I barely register I'm in a tank half the time,' showcasing a reflective nature. Intuition drives their creative pursuits, as seen in 'Tonight I art, very hard work for a snek.' Their feeling side values authenticity, expressed in 'I literally just exist on here to have fun.' Perceiving keeps them open to absurd humor, like 'Horses are 70% evil 20% rust 15% silly.' They're a dreamer with a quirky twist.

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Creative snek 🐍💤 | Art aficionado dreaming of efame | Nostalgia hoarder | Absurd humor enthusiast | Tank life philosopher | DM me for laughs, not scams!– @HissHitbox

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The 'Slithering Sketch' captures Hisstopher's playful and creative spirit. Green Apple Vodka and Midori reflect their vibrant humor, like 'Horses are 70% evil 20% rust 15% silly.' Lime juice adds a tangy kick, mirroring their sharp wit in 'I literally just exist on here to have fun.' Soda water keeps it light and refreshing, much like their whimsical snake persona. The snake-shaped gummy garnish ties it all together, celebrating their unique identity as a 'snek.'

Your Hogwarts House
Hisstopher fits Hufflepuff's traits of loyalty, creativity, and humor. Their tweet 'I literally just exist on here to have fun' aligns with Hufflepuff's value of authenticity and kindness. Their dedication to art, as seen in 'Tonight I art, very hard work for a snek,' reflects Hufflepuff's creative spirit. Their whimsical snake persona, 'I ain't got no arms and a brain the size of a rice grain,' showcases the playful and accepting nature of Hufflepuffs. They embody the house's warmth and quirky charm.

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The theme song from Metal Gear Solid 3, 'Snake Eater,' fits Hisstopher's snake-inspired persona and humor. Their tweet 'I ain't got no arms and a brain the size of a rice grain' humorously ties to the song's dramatic snake motif. Their absurd observations, like 'I can't believe Michael Jackson made the pyramids,' match the song's over-the-top energy. The title itself resonates with their playful identity as a 'snek.' It's a quirky anthem for their creative chaos.

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