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This user matches Homer Simpson: passionate, impulsive, often over-the-top, but ultimately loyal to their team and people they care about. Like Homer screaming at the TV during a game, they swing wildly between rage and joy, from “3rd beer down 18 minutes into the game fuck the seahawks fuck the rams i hope the whole city blow up” to ecstatic hype like “THIS WHY IM FAITHFULLY WE FUCKING WIN ITS WHAT WE DO LETS FUCKING GO FUCK THE EAGLES DIE BIRDS DIE”. Their emotional, beer-infused game-day vibe and constant yelling at coaches and players – “what a fucking terrible playcall”, “why is shanahan so scared of sneaking from & 1 it’s worked all year” – feels very Homer-on-the-couch. They’re also fiercely devoted, talking about being proud and faithful even after losses, as in “great season. i’m proud of the team for getting to this point… always faithful #fttb”. The mix of crude humor, sudden sentimentality, sports obsession, and chaotic emotional swings fits Homer far better than the calmer or more cerebral characters like Marge or Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as outwardly expressive and energized by sharing reactions in real time, which suggests Extroversion: they live-tweet games with rapid-fire emotional updates and direct hype like “THIS WHY IM FAITHFULLY WE FUCKING WIN ITS WHAT WE DO LETS FUCKING GO FUCK THE EAGLES DIE BIRDS DIE” and “game day im so excited”, indicating a desire to broadcast experiences rather than keep them private. Their focus is mostly on specific plays and players, but they also zoom out into meanings and narratives (identity, representation, future potential), which leans more toward Intuition than pure Sensing; examples include “what a game thank you caleb williams for putting on for the dc lgbt community representation matters” and projecting into the future like “it’s so fun watching fun defenses i can’t wait for our defense next year”. Their decision-making is highly value-driven and emotionally charged rather than detached or purely logical, pointing to Feeling: they talk about pride and love for players and teams in tweets like “great season. i’m proud of the team for getting to this point…” and “fred coaching on the bench i love this nigga so much”, and even tie sports to social identity in “representation matters”. Finally, their style is spontaneous and in-the-moment rather than structured, which aligns with Perceiving: they swing rapidly between optimism and rage during games (“fuck this team” vs. “walk em down brock”), and their timeline reads as unplanned emotional improvisation—rolling with the emotional flow of each play rather than following a calm, preplanned script.

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Sports-obsessed DC 49ers fan. Once blamed a TikTok kid for a playoff loss, still believes in defense, good QBs, and better playcalling.– @HitBy6

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The Faithfully Unhinged Blitz is a strong, chaotic game-day cocktail built for someone who can go from “great season. i’m proud of the team… always faithful #fttb” to “fuck this team” in a single drive. A high-proof whiskey shot captures the raw, ride-or-die intensity behind “THIS WHY IM FAITHFULLY WE FUCKING WIN… FUCK THE EAGLES DIE BIRDS DIE”. The red energy drink is for the high-octane, nonstop live-tweeting during games like “game day im so excited” and all the caps-lock Caleb hype (“MAKE IT HAPPEN CALEB”). A splash of bitters nods to the salty, sarcastic side in lines like “they should give josh allen’s mvp to lamar” and “i will never respect you colton mckivitz”. The habanero tincture adds a burn worthy of “3rd beer down 18 minutes into the game fuck the seahawks fuck the rams i hope the whole city blow up”, while the maraschino cherry on top is a playful wink to the joy in tweets like “NINERS WIN” and the gleeful chaos of “UPTON STOUT LETS FUCKING GO OUR BALL PUSSY”. This drink is loud, a little toxic, and absolutely perfect for screaming at the TV until the final whistle.

Your Hogwarts House
This user’s timeline is dominated by intense, in-the-moment emotional reactions, suggesting impulsiveness and a classic sports-fan hero complex, both very Gryffindor. They frame themselves as riding or dying with their team, even after heartbreak, as seen in “great season. i’m proud of the team for getting to this point… always faithful #fttb” and the all‑caps jubilation of “THIS WHY IM FAITHFULLY WE FUCKING WIN ITS WHAT WE DO LETS FUCKING GO FUCK THE EAGLES DIE BIRDS DIE”. Their willingness to publicly curse out opposing players, announcers, and even legends—“fuck you tom brady i don’t wanna see your face” and “fuck you tony romo”—shows a brazen, confrontational streak typical of Gryffindor more than calculated Slytherin cunning. They also idolize players as heroic figures and rally behind them in big moments, as in “CMON MALIK KEEP GOING 6” and “MAKE IT HAPPEN CALEB”, which echoes Gryffindor’s admiration for bold, clutch performers. While there’s loyalty and some humor, the dominant vibe is fiery courage, emotional risk-taking, and a love of dramatic, high-stakes moments—hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the steadiness of Hufflepuff, the studiousness of Ravenclaw, or the strategic self‑interest of Slytherin.

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A high-energy, dramatic song like All of the Lights fits them because their timeline is intense, emotional, and always in game-time mode. They swing from rage to pride in seconds, just like the song’s constant build-up, going from “fuck this team” to “great season. i’m proud of the team…” and back again. Their football obsession and live-commentary energy mirror the chaos and adrenaline in the track, with tweets like “THIS WHY IM FAITHFULLY WE FUCKING WIN ITS WHAT WE DO LETS FUCKING GO FUCK THE EAGLES DIE BIRDS DIE” and “game day im so excited”. The song’s sense of spectacle and big-moment drama also matches their love of clutch plays and stars, from “BROCK FUCKING PURDY” to “OH MY GOD LAMAR”. Overall, the track captures their loud, passionate, sports-driven personality, where every game is a life-or-death blockbuster under the stadium lights.

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