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Bart Simpson embodies a rebellious and playful spirit, which aligns well with @hitxii's persona. Much like Bart, @hitxii shows a penchant for mischief and sarcasm, as seen in tweets like "ffs the only match i wanted to watch today is on now and im in the STINKING FREEZER AT WORK" and "who would win a baby at terminal velocity or a brick wall". Additionally, Bart's competitive nature resonates with @hitxii's gaming background and experiences, evident in tweets such as "Just dropped my worst performance by miles at epiclan so far but got carried to inters plays offs ig". Bart's humor and tendency to joke about his misfortunes parallel @hitxii's social media demeanor, making him the closest match.

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Hitxii’s tweets are filled with frequent calls to the community and live‑stream announcements, such as 'Anyone traveling from the north of England down to epic with space for a big sweaty man? cheers xoxo' and 'Live now Drunk, Narcoleptic, Friday night pugs!', indicating an extraverted, outward‑focused style. The content stays grounded in concrete, present‑moment details—e.g., 'Just spent an hour editing a video… forgot to save it' and 'Heheh eco kills yippee'—showing a sensing preference. Their posts are driven by personal emotions and empathy, from the heartfelt 'On Tuesday… my mother … Rest in peace.' to the apologetic 'I am sorry for the COUNTLESS pugs…', reflecting a feeling orientation. Finally, the spontaneous, flexible tone—'I could be selling all the tech I own and going back to living off the land… see you in October :)' and 'I think it might be time for me to change games :)'—points to a perceiving lifestyle.

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CS:GO streamer & ex‑LAN champ, known for breaking mice in rage & chasing epic plays. Once lost a video to a crash—now I backup everything. #NeverGiveUp– @hitxii

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The EpicLAN Pugstorm captures hitxii's wild mix of high‑octane gaming, chaotic humor and occasional self‑destruction. Vodka represents the “mono audio” mishaps and the "Lost my job. My own fault. Fuck it we ball." moment, while the energy drink fuels his late‑night streams like "Live now, Drunk, Narcoleptic, Friday night pugs!". Blackcurrant liqueur adds a sweet, dark twist echoing his love for absurd “gorilla vs…" memes such as "1000 meth'd up gorillas vs @Bunker935 mid crash out?". A dash of hot sauce mirrors his fiery temper in tweets like "Whiffed the ace... fuck my stupid chungus life🥀", and an espresso shot gives the jittery focus he needs for "i am sorry for the COUNTLESS pugs ive thrown…". Together they form a drink as unpredictable and entertaining as his timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user constantly displays ambition and a desire to outdo others, for example tweeting "I WILL OVERTAKE YOU !!!" and "So stoked to have bought a team on to rep UA 💪🏻". They also use cunning tactics to recruit teammates, offering kebabs in the tweet "ATTENTION CHESHIRE COUNTER STRIKE PLAYERS i need a carry ... if you manage to win with me on the team i will buy each player (Yes, all 4 of you!) 1 kebab each! #notabribe". Their perseverance is evident in the hopeful note "I will not give up hope 🥲" which aligns with Slytherin's resourceful determination. While they show loyalty to fans like @1mongolz, the dominant traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and strategic self‑promotion point to Slytherin. Overall, the combination of competitive drive and clever recruitment tactics best matches the Slytherin house.

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The upbeat, meme‑friendly anthem 'All Star' matches hitxii’s chaotic gaming vibe, as they celebrate wins like 'made playoffs W' while also joking about their failures such as 'Whiffed the ace… fuck my stupid chungus life🥀'. The lyric 'Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play' mirrors their frequent streaming calls ('Live now, Drunk, Narcoleptic, Friday night pugs!') and their confidence ('I will overtake you !!!'). At the same time, the song’s tongue‑in‑cheek optimism fits their self‑deprecating humor about losing a job ('Lost my job. My own fault. Fuck it we ball.') and breaking mice ('i need mouse suggestions chat… accidently breaking my mice when raging').

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