
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The best match is Homer Simpson: a chaotic, self-deprecating goofball who is oddly loving and earnest. Winston constantly dunks on himself in a very Homer way, calling himself "this attempt of human being" in “a very special thanks to him for being so patient with this attempt of human being” and saying things like “I'm not mean, just pretty stupid 😭😭😭”, which fits Homer’s lovable-idiot vibe. Like Homer obsessing over donuts and TV, Winston loudly embraces his niche kink and nerdery: “I AM A FETISH ACCOUNT I enjoy drawing hot men with their underwear being stretched, this is the sole purpose of this account 🐐” and “Omfg my ass was exposed to a lot of people about my love of gay lions and wedgies”. There’s also that mix of laziness and good intentions—constantly starting things and not finishing them, like “I never have the inspiration to finish my works” and apologizing for skipping Wedgietober days. Underneath the jokes and degeneracy, Winston is openly affectionate and grateful toward his followers and friends, like in “Thank you so much for all your support, It's pretty amazing to see that everyone has helped me grow this year!”, which mirrors Homer’s big-hearted side beneath all the clownish behavior.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they worry a lot about exposure and privacy, e.g. a friend finding the account and them panicking about deleting it in “Hiiii Sorry for not posting, a friend recently discovered this account and I honestly went crazy.”, and they often apologize for not talking much or answering DMs in “I'm pretty bad when it comes to conversation. I'm not mean, just pretty stupid 😭😭😭”. They seem more iNtuitive than Sensing: their captions are full of imaginative scenarios and character headcanons like “Fulfilling your homie's dirty fantasy about his public humiliation is the greatest act of love” and meta reflections such as “Imagine sharing kinks with the love of your life, that's peak love”, rather than focusing only on real‑world, practical details. Their tone is strongly Feeling: they constantly center emotions, gratitude, and validation — thanking followers in “Thank you so much for all your support, It's pretty amazing to see that everyone has helped me grow this year!”, expressing insecurity in “Eghhhhh, it wasn't my favorite year overall I can't even find my own style or actually improve”, and delight at language/community bonds in “me reconforta saber que habíamos el mismo idioma y compartimos el mismo gusto nerdoso”. Finally, they clearly favor Perceiving over Judging: they frequently mention unfinished works and missed challenges, like “Also i'm very sorry for not finishing Wedgietober, i was just nerding around playing Apex and Pokémon” and “Also, holy shit, if I had a coin for every drawing I've never finished I'd be a millionaire”, showing a spontaneous, go‑with‑the‑flow style rather than structured planning. Altogether, a private, emotionally expressive, imaginative artist who struggles with structure fits INFP best.

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Fetish illustrator of dorky dudes in doomed underwear. Once tried to draw ‘safe’ art and followers just asked where the wedgie went.– @Hizunamasu_

Your signature cocktail
Spiced dark rum stands in for their hidden intensity and late-night nerd sessions, like when they admit to daydream drawing at 3 AM in “Remember to lock the door when you are doing 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 stuff.”. Hibiscus agua fresca adds a bright, queer, celebratory sweetness that echoes their Pride message in “Happy Pride Month my friends, remember to never hide your true colors and never be ashamed of who you really are ❤️”. Tamarind chili syrup is the spicy fetish-core twist, a nod to them proudly saying “I AM A FETISH ACCOUNT I enjoy drawing hot men with their underwear being stretched, this is the sole purpose of this account 🐐”. Sparkling grapefruit soda adds a playful, chaotic fizz that matches their dramatic all‑caps reactions like “BRO??!!!??” and “DUDE??????????????”. The lime wedge dipped in chili-salt on the rim is for the self-deprecating, salty humor of lines like “No soy un artista, pero si un lolcow.” and their constant roasting of their own drawings while still sharing them with love. Overall it’s strong, sweet‑spicy, and a little weirdly specific—just like a nerdy goat mascot piloting La nave del olvido through a sea of briefs and brieflines.

Your Hogwarts House
Winston consistently centers community, kindness, and loyalty over clout or edge, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. He repeatedly shows affection and gratitude to his followers, e.g. thanking them for helping him grow and asking their favorite drawing in a warm, inclusive way: “Another year is almost over and you know i had to do a recap Thank you so much for all your support… do you have a favorite drawing by this fatty?”. He openly reassures and includes both his Spanish- and English-speaking followers—“me reconforta saber que habíamos el mismo idioma… But I don't forget my buds either, I love you all too my english speaking friends <333”—which shows loyalty and fairness to his whole audience. He also feels genuinely bad about not answering DMs or finishing promised drawings, asking for patience and stressing he’s not mean but socially awkward: “I'm pretty bad when it comes to conversation. I'm not mean, just pretty stupid” and “I know that I still owe some of you a drawing but I ask for your patience and understanding”. Even when joking about kink art, he frames things in terms of affection, mutual fun, and supporting friends—calling fulfilling a friend’s fantasy an “act of love” in “Fulfilling your homie's dirty fantasy… is the greatest act of love”. Altogether, his emphasis on kindness, reliability (even when he feels he falls short), and a nonjudgmental space for niche interests fits Hufflepuff far better than the ambition of Slytherin, the bravado of Gryffindor, or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.

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Lady Gaga’s Born This Way fits Winston because it’s all about unapologetically embracing who you are, including the parts that feel weird, niche, or embarrassing. Winston is very upfront that “I AM A FETISH ACCOUNT I enjoy drawing hot men with their underwear being stretched, this is the sole purpose of this account 🐐”, and still chooses to share that passion openly with others. Even when he’s anxious about exposure, like when a friend discovered the account and he says “if something like this happens again I will honestly consider deleting this account 😭”, he keeps coming back and creating more art. He also shows a lot of love for his queer / nerdy community, as in “Happy Pride Month my friends, remember to never hide your true colors and never be ashamed of who you really are ❤️ (even if it means being a dorky nerd, be proud!)”, which mirrors the song’s message of self-acceptance. The mix of self-deprecating humor (calling himself a “lolcow”), nerdiness, and genuine affection for his followers resonates strongly with the song’s theme of proudly owning your identity and quirks.

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