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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Her tweets, like 'my favourite thing is asking girls sitting with their gremlin boyfriends, “how did he bag you?” cause vele how?' showcase her comedic flair.
- Romantic: She often shares sweet anecdotes about her partner, such as 'my man & I linked once & we’ve never been apart since 😭.'
- Independent: Her preference for driving herself, 'so I can leave whenever I want,' highlights her self-reliance.
- Culturally Connected: She embraces her roots with tweets like 'moshito o tswela pele or whatever the Batswana / Bapedi say.'
- Candid: She openly discusses personal and awkward topics, such as receiving unsolicited pictures on WhatsApp.
Weaknesses:
- Blunt: Her directness, like asking women 'how did he bag you?' might come off as harsh to some.
- Impulsive: Her tweet about wanting to block a Xhosa man on her radar suggests a tendency to act quickly on emotions.
- Overthinking: She reflects deeply on things like her dad's desire for grandkids, which might lead to unnecessary stress.
- Sarcastic: Her humor, like calling boyfriends 'gremlins,' might not always land well with everyone.
- Distrustful: Her tweet 'don’t ask a man to stop talking to his ex, that could be the love of his life' hints at skepticism in relationships.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
Baby M aligns with Marge Simpson’s mix of humor, love, and practicality. Like Marge, Baby M is supportive and romantic, as seen in her tweets about her partner fixing the ironing board. Her humor about life’s challenges, like 'whoever gave out my number on whatever pornsite really dealt with me,' mirrors Marge’s ability to laugh through difficulties. Both value family and independence, as shown in Baby M’s reflections on childlessness and driving herself to maintain autonomy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Baby M embodies ESFP: extroverted, sensing, feeling, and perceiving. Her extroversion shines through her humorous and engaging tweets, like 'how did he bag you?' Sensing is evident in her focus on real-life experiences, such as her dad’s wish for grandkids. Her feeling side comes through in her romantic and emotional reflections, like 'my man & I linked once & we’ve never been apart since.' Finally, her perceiving trait is clear in her adaptable, spontaneous humor, such as joking about blocking a Xhosa man on her radar.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a candlestick chart? Because you’ve got my emotions ranging, and I can’t stand still around you!
- Is your name Ultramel? Because you just ate this whole timeline with your beauty.
- Are you divinely guided? Because I feel like the Almighty sent you straight to my heart 🤍.
- You must be a Xhosa man, because you’re making me a bit nuts, and I don’t even want to block you!
- Are you a broken ironing board? Because I’d fix anything to keep you in my life.
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Pretoria-based humorist with a spiritual core 🤍 | Lover of autonomy, culture, and my man’s toolbox 🛠️ | Navigating life one laugh and cry emoji at a time 😭 | Divinely guided, always.– @hlatts_
Your signature cocktail
The Laughing Ultramel
The 'Laughing Ultramel' reflects Baby M’s sweet and humorous personality. Vanilla Liqueur and cream evoke the comfort of Ultramel custard, which she praised in 'the ultramel? oh she ate this.' Honey syrup adds a touch of warmth, like her romantic tweets about her partner. Nutmeg and gold flakes reflect her cultural pride and unique sparkle. It’s a drink as delightful and layered as her personality.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Baby M fits Hufflepuff for her loyalty, humor, and down-to-earth personality. Her romantic anecdotes, like 'my man & I linked once & we’ve never been apart since 😭,' reflect Hufflepuff-like devotion. She values fairness and kindness, as seen in her 'hot take' about wanting her partner to have a good relationship with their child’s mother. Her humor and candidness, such as joking about her dad's wish for grandkids, make her approachable and relatable—classic Hufflepuff traits.
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Truth Hurts - Lizzo
Baby M’s candid, humorous, and independent spirit matches 'Truth Hurts' by Lizzo. Her tweet 'everyday I’m grateful for being childless but I’m even more grateful for not having a baby daddy 😭' reflects the song’s self-assured vibe. Her humor about dating and relationships, like 'how did he bag you?' aligns with Lizzo’s playful, empowering lyrics. The song’s mix of sass and self-love mirrors Baby M’s personality perfectly.
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