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Your Simpsons character
The account reads like an extremely online, more self-aware version of Homer Simpson: crude, impulsive, oddly sincere, and constantly bouncing between horny jokes, food bits, and existential mini-rants. Like Homer, they lean hard into bodily humor and sexual oversharing, e.g. “Oh yeah so now I can't find a girl because my cock is considered short form content…”, “Anyone else does something like this with their balls while laying in bed?”, and “I can cut off all of my fingers no problem, but when it comes to me penis, it gets realy scary...”. They also exhibit Homer’s gluttonous chaos around food and drink, like “Drank 3 bottles of yogurt, my stomach hurts so much”, “Ate some bad soup, yucky!”, and “Eating the good soup tonight”. Underneath the clowning, there’s a surprisingly reflective and emotional side, shown in posts like “I just saw a wise man say 'Memes, the DNA of the soul.' and honestly, this quote stuck with me realy hard.” and “Rhis the hour i usually rant about my life sucking ass but i dont have anything to complain about so im judt saying some shit bout water”. The mix of loud stupidity, self-deprecation, weird philosophical tangents, and genuine craving for validation (e.g. “endorse my future actions please”) makes them map much more onto Homer than the more competent or idealistic family members like Marge or Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage their timeline, run things like a 'lottery event' for followers (“the winner of the first hloop nation lottery event is: @evelynccentric”), and openly invite audience participation and reactions (“I always wanted to ratio the white house, erm twitter... do your thing :P”). Their humor and self‑disclosure about sex, body, and habits show a strong outward orientation toward interaction and performance rather than private reflection (“Anyone else does something like this with their balls while laying in bed?”). They are clearly iNtuitive: a lot of posts are about concepts, meta‑takes, and absurd ideas rather than concrete details, such as extended bits about 'spoomf/spoomf lore' and water civilization (“Water civilization: 🧊🧊🧊…⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️”) or turning meme culture into a philosophy (“I just saw a wise man say 'Memes, the DNA of the soul.' and honestly, this quote stuck with me realy hard.”). Their mind clearly jumps to patterns and narratives around fandoms, internet culture, and identity instead of staying literal. On Thinking vs Feeling, they skew Feeling: they react strongly to perceived disrespect and fairness (“Yes I slap my belly, yes I fart but does that mean that you can just disrespect me and make up some shit about me? Fuck no.”) and frame takes in terms of authenticity and social vibes rather than structured logic (“I hate when people go like 'I want my account to stay niche' ... they are the twitter fakecels”). Even when criticizing others, it's rooted in values about sincerity, community norms, and emotional reactions, not detached analysis. They read strongly Perceiving: their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and full of in‑the‑moment bits (delaying or losing tweets like “The rat tweet is getting delayed for now, I just don't fucking know man...” or joking about their sleep schedule sliding later each day in “Every day I'm waking up an hour later...”). They seem to embrace spontaneity over structure, jumping between topics—memes, games, sexual jokes, philosophical musings—without any sign of planning (“Rhis the hour i usually rant about my life sucking ass but i dont have anything to complain about so im judt saying some shit bout water”). Altogether, this blend of highly social posting, abstract/absurd ideas, value-driven reactions, and unstructured spontaneity fits ENFP best.

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Professional meme archaeologist. Drinks too much yogurt, overanalyzes games, and live-blogs brain rot so you don’t have to.– @hlooped

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This cocktail hits hard and chaotic, just like a timeline where someone asks “If I was a girl would I give you guys boners?” “If I was a girl would I give you guys boners?”. The overproof rum represents their loud, unfiltered posting and horny brainrot energy, as seen in “I am freak, I'm a pervert, I want to force girls to watch the 8 hour long reddit memes compilation with me...” and “Being a pervert isn't fun anymore.”. The yogurt/cream liqueur is a tribute to their stomach-destroying dairy arc in “Drank 3 bottles of yogurt, my stomach hurts so much” and “If you want me dead then just put me in a room with a bunch of yogurt, yep #DrankMoreYogurt”. The sour apple liqueur and sparkling water capture their goofy meme-philosopher side, always bouncing between shitposting and oddly deep thoughts like “I just saw a wise man say 'Memes, the DNA of the soul.' and honestly, this quote stuck with me realy hard.” and the whole water rant trilogy starting with “Why water? I glup and hloop it all up!”. Finally, the chili/ginger bitters give it a little slap of chaos in honor of their belly-slapping, oversharing gremlin energy from “Yes I slap my belly, yes I fart but does that mean that you can just disrespect me and make up some shit about me?” and their proud declaration that “Memes are epic.”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are curiosity, meta-thinking about media, and a playful, almost analytical relationship with internet culture, which fits Ravenclaw best. They reflect on consuming and understanding niche media and fandoms, e.g. complaining about "tourists" benefiting from their effort in learning a series in “I went through the struggle of consuming all these contents/medias just to see those tourists thinking they can just take all the benefits of my struggle for free”, showing pride in deep knowledge rather than popularity or power. They treat memes and online culture as ideas to examine, not just consume, as in “I just saw a wise man say 'Memes, the DNA of the soul.' and honestly, this quote stuck with me realy hard.” and the jokey philosophical water-thread in “We lowkey the smart water, the dumb water failed to evole and we drink it so it stays down” and “Why water? I glup and hloop it all up!”. There’s consistent wordplay and conceptual humor—SpoomfLore, "toon souls," and lines like “Call me hloo the way there is no p inside of me”—that point to wit and creativity rather than straightforward ambition or earnest loyalty. While they sometimes rant or posture, their main throughline is being the clever, self-aware poster who enjoys thinking about media, language, and memes, which aligns most strongly with Ravenclaw.

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Wilbur Soot’s Internet Ruined Me fits @hlooped because their whole persona is extremely online, self-aware, and oscillates between ironic horniness and genuine vulnerability. They constantly frame life through the lens of posting, like when they say “Kinda funny how I have less than 3k tweets on this account despite posting shit like 20 times a day lol” and “Looked back at my profile for the first time in a good while, and man I'm cool as hell, all of these posts are fire”. The song’s theme of being shaped (and a bit broken) by terminally online behavior mirrors tweets such as “I never understood why a lot of gay men hit on me, but I just realised that I do gay erotic roleplay multiple times a week on this app” and “aint ever using that dm function on this app ever man😭😭😭 i talk like a fucking freak in there”. Their posts mix comedic degeneracy and real frustration, e.g. “Being a pervert isn't fun anymore.” and “Yes I slap my belly, yes I fart but does that mean that you can just disrespect me and make up some shit about me? Fuck no.”, which aligns with the song’s bittersweet, self-deprecating tone. Like the track, their timeline feels like someone half-jokingly admitting the internet has deeply warped how they see themselves, relationships, and even their sense of dignity.

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