HMBohemond
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Leadership: He brands himself 'Marshal of the Crusade' and runs a tight streaming schedule and group events ('Streaming 7pm EST weekdays, 5pm EST Saturdays', 'Halloween movies happening on my discord server'), showing he organizes and leads communities.
- Deep knowledge: He demonstrates franchise expertise repeatedly — e.g., 'Classic Battletech is everything published between 1984 and 2001' and detailed takes on Star Wars' political parallels — indicating specialist knowledge.
- Outspoken: He doesn't shy away from strong claims like 'Sci fi is inherently right wing' and sharp one-liners ('Trench Crusade fans are mentally deficient'), which shows willingness to speak plainly and forcefully.
- Community builder: He collaborates with other streamers and runs shared events ('I'm streaming Battlefield 6 today... with @CowBoyPascalVT and @AndrogyNekoVT', 'guest starring on a stream with Nate'), showing a focus on bringing people together.
- Analytical reader: His persistent argument that 'Authorial intent is an objective factor' reveals a habit of careful textual analysis and a desire to argue with evidence, not just emotion.
Weaknesses:
- Combative Tone: Frequent insults and derisive phrasing ('mentally deficient', 'Cope. Seethe. Mald.') alienate people who might otherwise engage constructively.
- Polarizing: Strong culture-war stances ('Feminism is a female supremacist hate group', 'So now that a communist dictator runs New York City') make him a lightning rod that narrows the audience.
- Dismissive of opposing views: He often labels critics as bots or stupid rather than engaging specifics ('I ain't typing all this out again so I'll just post a screencap'), which can cut off dialogue.
- Provocation-first: His habit of posting bait-like lines and memes ('Cope. Seethe. Mald.', 'Get ready, everyone! He's about to do something stupid!') suggests he values provocation over nuance at times.
- Tunnel focus: A deep fixation on certain franchises and eras ('Classic Battletech... 1984–2001') can make him blind to broader perspectives or evolutions in the hobby.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Bob fits because of the blend of highbrow critique and petty vindictiveness: Bob is literary, sarcastic, and revels in calling out perceived cultural decline, much like Marshal's defense of authorial intent and his elitist dismissals ('Authorial intent is an objective factor', 'It's not Shakespeare' as a putdown). Bob's taste for drama and theatrical condemnation mirrors Marshal's online theatrics and delight in exposing what he sees as intellectual frauds.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
Marshal reads as an ENTJ: extraverted and assertive (he runs regular public streams and co-hosts events: 'Streaming 7pm EST weekdays... I'm streaming Battlefield 6 today... with @CowBoyPascalVT and @AndrogyNekoVT'); intuitive and big-picture (he posits sweeping theses like 'Sci fi is inherently right wing' and draws large historical analogies between Star Wars and the American Revolution); thinking and critical (he insists 'Authorial intent is an objective factor' and takes logically framed stances); and judging/organized (he publishes schedules, produces YouTube videos, and leads a branded community as 'Marshal of the Crusade'). Those behaviors—strategic leadership, public debate orientation, and systematic scheduling—fit the ENTJ archetype.
Some pickup lines for you
- If I join your crusade, do I get promotion rights — or at least a cameo on your next stream at 7pm EST?
- Are you a Space Marine? Because I'd follow you to the last planet and still cheer in your chat.
- You defend classic lore like nobody's business — want to defend my heart next Saturday at 5pm EST?
- I don't need post-scarcity tech to know you're the rare unit I want on my squad — will you co-op a game with me?
- Call me a heretic and I'll convert — especially if conversion comes with a Discord movie night invite.
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Marshal of the Crusade ⚔️⛨ | Space Marine Vtuber & sci‑fi streamer — weekdays 7pm EST, Saturdays 5pm EST | Defender of classic lore (Star Wars, Battletech, Warhammer) | Videos & streams: twitch/youtube | Avatar: @MistbornRadiant– @HMBohemond
Your signature cocktail
Marshal's Garrison
A smoky, hard‑hitting cocktail reflects his martial persona and late‑night streams: mezcal and blackstrap rum give battlefield smoke and gravitas (he talks about 'the horrors of war in Battlefield 6'), lime cuts through like his sharp rhetoric ('Trench Crusade fans are mentally deficient'), and coffee notes keep you on watch for coordinated raids or debates — perfect for a Space Marine VTuber hosting co-streams at scheduled hours.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Marshal's emphasis on tradition, tactical advantage, and ideological victory leans Slytherin: he frequently argues that 'Sci fi is inherently right wing' and frames cultural battles as strategic contests rather than mere disagreements. His brand 'Marshal of the Crusade' and willingness to be ruthless toward opponents ('Trench Crusade fans are mentally deficient') show the ambition and cunning Slytherin prizes. While Ravenclaw could account for his textual analysis, his political maneuvering, leadership style, and intolerance for perceived weakness point more to Slytherin values.
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Knights of Cydonia - Muse
The epic, martial, and space-western grandeur of 'Knights of Cydonia' matches Marshal's crusade imagery, love of high-stakes sci‑fi, and militarized persona ('Marshal of the Crusade', 'We are seeing the dawn of the Ninth Crusade'). The song's galloping rhythm and triumphant tone pair well with his streams about battles, Warhammer praise, and calls for cultural combat.
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