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Your Simpsons character
Like the Simpsons character, this user is a hyper-fixated, highly critical superfan who isn't afraid to voice strong opinions on their hobby. They frequently call out administrative failings, such as when they barked, “yall always late with EVERYTHING” at a distributor, mirroring the 'Worst Episode Ever' cynicism. Their deep dive into technical details, like complaining that “neither mg or hj are on the production credits”, reflects Comic Book Guy’s obsession with canon and creator roles. Despite the snark, they are a dedicated collector who will travel long distances for limited releases, asking, “do i take the 5 hr drive to ga again” for a pop-up shop. Ultimately, their mixture of intense passion and perpetual dissatisfaction with industry standards makes them the Springfield Android's Dungeon equivalent of a K-pop fan.

Your MBTI personality Type
KT demonstrates Extroversion through their high-energy engagement with the fan community, frequently planning trips to pop-up stores and concerts, such as asking “do i take the 5 hr drive to ga again”. Their Intuition is evident in their focus on theories and future possibilities, like predicting a “nasa mv” or analyzing the “post credit scene” for future comeback hints. They align with Feeling by using highly emotive and visceral language to express their passions, exemplified by dramatic outbursts like “IM SICK TO MY STOMACH” and their stated “opinionated” nature regarding social causes. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows in their spontaneous reactions to new information and a flexible, often chaotic approach to their fandom experience, such as admitting they have “no clue what this cb is about” while remaining excited.

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Fayetteville-based digital media enthusiast and avid ATEEZ historian. When I’m not analyzing K-pop production credits, I’m planning my next five-hour road trip.– @HNGJNGLUVBOT

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This cocktail is a strong, experimental concoction designed for a true 'hj teeth cultist' who isn't afraid to get a little feral on the timeline. The spicy kick mirrors their bold declaration, “i’m a sick pervert”, while the high alcohol content captures the delirium of someone who needs to “drag my tongue across his undercut”. It’s served ice-cold to represent being “seriously snowed in from this winter storm”, but it packs enough heat to keep a 'pyeongie' energized through a midnight album drop. The metallic rim is a mandatory tribute to the leader's smile, perfect for sipping while you “think about hongteeth”.

Your Hogwarts House
KT exhibits strong Slytherin qualities through their intense focus on aesthetic details, self-interest, and a blunt, resourceful attitude toward achieving their goals. They display a characteristic sharpness when dealing with perceived incompetence, such as calling out a merchant with “yall always late with EVERYTHING” or critiquing high prices by labeling products “overpriced shit from a butt”. Their ambition is evident in their calculated desire for high-status items and exclusive experiences, admitting that to win a fan event it seems one must “become a serial, ssng, or a weirdo”. Furthermore, their self-described status as a “hj teeth cultist” and their unapologetic, “opinionated” nature align with the house's reputation for boldness and pride in their specific niche interests.

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The user’s online presence is defined by a high-energy, unapologetic fixation on their favorite artist, often bordering on 'cute aggression' and intense physical admiration. They describe themselves as a “sick pervert” and frequently post about visceral reactions to specific features, such as needing to “drag my tongue across his undercut” or being a “hj teeth cultist”. This level of intense focus is mirrored in the song's themes of hyper-fixation and relentless curiosity. Furthermore, their tendency to react to content with extreme statements like “i just peed” or “i’m on my knees” encapsulates the 'obsessed' energy of modern fan culture. Ultimately, the song perfectly suits their opinionated, nonbinary, and unfiltered personality as they navigate their deep-seated 'bias' line.

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