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Your Simpsons character
The user’s obsessive relationship with food, constant binge‑restrict cycles, and self‑deprecating humor closely mirror Homer’s love of donuts and endless overeating, as shown in tweets like "would love to starve right now but im too scared to start a binge restrict cycle😂" and "food is the enemy". Their dramatic self‑hate and exaggerated language (e.g., "I need to starve and die ... i might shoot myself tonight" and "3 PEOPLE UNFOLLOWED ME ... you will die") echo Homer’s over‑the‑top reactions when his cravings go out of control. Both exhibit extreme swings between dieting attempts and binge episodes, evident in the user’s "fix it fast" diet posts and later admissions such as "I lost even tho I ate 1.2K yesterday… ok period🤞" and "I’m not losing weight because i don’t hate myself enough". The user’s self‑critical jokes about being "a fat, obese, fat little piggy" parallel Homer’s frequent self‑mockery about his weight. Overall, the pattern of food obsession, self‑destructive humor, and volatile dieting behavior aligns best with Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tweets are heavily inward‑focused, often venting personal pain (“I need to fucking starve and die…”, “I hate myself for eating”), indicating Introversion. They obsess over concrete, measurable details such as calorie intake, water consumption, and step counts (“intake : 1751 ⌗ water : 1L ⌗ steps : 14K ⌗ fast : finished ⌗ burned : 412 ⌗ .ᐟ net : 1339”), showing a Sensing preference. Their language is driven by strong personal emotions and values about body image (“I think I need to die bro I keep gaining…”, “I’m a fat, obese, fat little piggy”), reflecting Feeling over Thinking. Finally, they create strict, repeatable rules and schedules for dieting and fasting (“꒰ 🧣: r u l e s .ᐟ fast day 1 ⌗ 200 cals from day 2 (+50 everyday) ⌗ 10K steps daily ⌗ 20h fast everyday”), which demonstrates a Judging orientation. Together these traits align best with the ISFJ personality type.

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📍Seoul | 163 cm, 52 kg | Cat & shark fan 🐱🦈 | Food & fitness explorer (once logged 0 cals, 16k steps) | Mental health advocate seeking balance.– @hobakbeoll

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The dark charcoal vodka represents the void and self‑destruction in tweets like 'I need to fucking starve and die' and 'food is the enemy'. Bitter grapefruit juice captures the constant battle with food, echoing 'would love to starve right now but im too scared to start a binge restrict cycle😂'. Pomegranate liqueur adds a blood‑red note, a nod to the recurring binge cycle and the feeling expressed in 'I’m genuinely at my end bro I can’t get out of this binge cycle'. A dash of chili‑infused simple syrup brings the sharp, painful heat of their frantic struggle, as they write 'I hate myself for eating' and 'im a fat, obese, fat little piggy omg'. Together the mix mimics the occasional bright spark of a 'had a good dayyyy' moment amidst the chaos.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a fierce ambition to control their weight, constantly posting daily calorie goals and bragging about a “fix it fast” diet: '⌗ intake : 1216 ⌗ water : 2L ⌗ steps : 12K ⌗ fast : finished ⌗ .ᐟ net : 903'. They are willing to use extreme, self‑destructive tactics to achieve that goal, saying 'I need to starve and die my mom said ... just shoot me dead'. Their focus on personal advancement, competitiveness, and lack of concern for others aligns with Slytherin's ambition and self‑preserving nature. They also display cunning in tracking and manipulating data to stay in a “negative net” and threaten unfollowers: 'i told a moot to not be too hard on herself ... I might shoot myself tonight'. This combination of relentless ambition, resourcefulness, and willingness to cross moral boundaries points to Slytherin.

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The user’s timeline is dominated by self‑destructive thoughts and intense self‑hatred, mirroring the raw pain in the lyric “I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel.” Tweets like “I need to starve and die… shoot me dead,” “I’m genuinely at my end bro I can’t get out of this binge cycle and it’s tearing me apart,” and “food is the enemy” echo the song’s theme of feeling broken and numb. Their repeated confession “I’m not losing weight because I don’t hate myself enough” parallels the song’s confession of using self‑harm as a way to confirm existence. The obsessive tracking of intake, water, steps, and “net” calories reflects the obsessive self‑monitoring that fuels the internal anguish described in “Hurt.” Overall, the bleak, confessional tone of the tweets aligns closely with the haunting melancholy of the song.

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