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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expert Eye: He consistently tracks metrics and development — tweets like 'Schaefer’s first two games: 1G+1A, 55% Corsi and 60% goals' show a sharp evaluator’s mind.
- Communicator: He runs podcasts and multimedia ('Called Up... @chrismpeters and I had some fun') and celebrates follower milestones ('We just hit 50k on TikTok'), showing strong audience skills.
- Witty: Lines such as 'IIHF shotcallers must really like the water slides at West Ed Mall.' and 'Here's an idea, just WALK Ohtani!' demonstrate a consistently sharp sense of humor.
- Well‑Connected: Frequent sourcing and insider notes ('Sources around the league say...'; 'Text from a team side source') indicate deep industry relationships.
- Supportive: He advocates sensible development paths and praises players' progress ('After missing nearly 18 months, Cayden Lindstrom is fully healthy... "the fact that he’s healthy and playing is a win."').
Weaknesses:
- Bluntness: His sardonic takes ('This dude is living out every washed up player's dream!') can read harshly and may ruffle players or fans.
- Work‑Heavy Travel: Frequent travel jokes ('my new permanent residence at O'Hare airport') imply a lifestyle that could strain family/time balance.
- Hot Takes: Quick judgments ('I have a feeling Gavin McKenna may snipe a few this year.') can create narrative momentum before full context emerges.
- Playful Risk: Self-roasting and biting humor ('50,000 people who somehow enjoy watching my stupid face') sometimes undercuts gravitas when a more serious tone is needed.
- Obsessive Focus: Relentless coverage of prospects and draft classes ('Cam's Consensus... preliminary 2026 NHL Draft') could narrow perspective away from broader organizational issues.
Your Simpsons character
Kent Brockman
Kent Brockman — the newsroom anchor with a polished on‑air persona and a nose for headlines — is a good Simpsons match because Cam balances media duties, breaking news and a wry sense of showmanship. Like Kent, Cam packages insider information ('Sources around the league say...') into digestible bites and adds a layer of personality to keep viewers engaged. Both are performers who also serve as the public face of a beat: Cam for prospects and Kent for local news.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
Cam reads as an ENTJ: Extraverted (he co-hosts podcasts and posts media frequently — 'Called Up: Episode 41... @chrismpeters and I had some fun' and celebrates 'We just hit 50k on TikTok'), Intuitive (he focuses on big-picture development and future impact — 'Cam's Consensus: The Preliminary 2026 NHL Draft Scout Poll'), Thinking (he evaluates with logic and metrics — '55% Corsi and 60% goals' and power rankings), and Judging (he organizes rankings, releases structured lists and issues decisive takes — 'Calder Trophy Power Rankings' and 'The Trade Watch List'). Those quotes show his outward-facing leadership, pattern spotting and systematic approach to hockey coverage.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a first‑round pick? Because I can already see your upside — and I'd happily put you on my consensus board.
- If you were a prospect report I’d never send you back: top grades across skating, hands, and making me smile on sight.
- Forget O'Hare — come sit with me in Gate C7 and we'll trade travel stories and late-night TikTok takes.
- Call me your development coach: I'll 'chip away' at your defenses until you're fully open for a date.
- They say scouts can spot a future star — I must be scouting, because I just found gold in your D‑zone (and your DMs).
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Senior Director, Hockey Media & Relations & Senior Crossover Scout @EliteProspects. Scouts, ranks, and narrates the future of hockey — podcasts, tape study, and the occasional self-roasting. Enjoy yourself; it’s later than you think. DMs for hot takes (and player tips).– @Hockey_Robinson
Your signature cocktail
The Scout's Power Play
The Scout's Power Play is bold, focused and a little travel‑worn — much like Cam. Rye whiskey is sharp and forthright to match his blunt humor ('This dude is living out every washed up player's dream!'), cold brew stands in for late podcasts and early flights ('my new permanent residence at O'Hare airport'), lemon adds a bright punch like his quick takes ('Let that youthful exuberance run wild'), and ginger ale smooths things out like his supportive player notes ('the fact that he’s healthy and playing is a win').
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Cam fits Ravenclaw for his pursuit of knowledge, analysis and clever synthesis of scouting data. He runs methodical rankings and detailed evaluations — for instance, 'Most goals by a defenseman this season... Matthew Schaefer 7 • Cale Makar 6' — which shows the Ravenclaw appetite for facts and patterns. His production of 'Cam's Consensus' and the Elite Prospects power rankings reflects the house's love of learning and structure. While he has Gryffindor-like guts to call plays, his dominant mode is research and insight rather than bravado.
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Forever Young - Alphaville
Cam’s timeline is obsessed with youth, development and the promise of the next generation — tweets like 'elite teenagers don’t forget how to dominate' and 'Let that youthful exuberance run wild' echo the wistful optimism of 'Forever Young.' The song’s combination of celebration and longing pairs well with a scout who watches teenage stars emerge and wonders what the future holds.
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