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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Critical Thinker: His critiques of Doctor Who, such as 'The problem with doctor who is that its obsessed with being a 'fun romp',' reflect his analytical approach to media.
- Politically Engaged: Tweets like 'Ireland was not a colony of the UK, it was the UK' show his deep engagement with political and historical discourse.
- Humorous: His tweet 'Someone on Instagram posted a picture of their lobster roll and I got so horny I nearly passed out' highlights his quirky humor.
- Knowledgeable: His historical comparisons, such as 'Woodrow Wilson destroyed the most reactionary empire on the planet,' show his depth of knowledge.
- Tech-Savvy: Buying land in the metaverse, as mentioned in 'I just bought land in the metaverse,' reflects his interest in emerging technologies.
Weaknesses:
- Bluntness: Tweets like 'Shut up you little gay boy' show a tendency to express opinions in a harsh manner.
- Overly Critical: Fast-forwarding through a Doctor Who sequence, as mentioned in 'New doctor who was good apart from the awful sequence,' suggests he can be overly critical.
- Sarcasm: His tweet 'You’d let him fuck your wife and cum in her and you’d lick his cum out you pathetic, pathetic little man' reflects a biting sarcasm that might alienate some.
- Obsessive: His intense focus on topics like Doctor Who and historical debates can sometimes seem obsessive.
- Provocative: Tweets like 'Would you be ok with a video game where you play as a klansman' show a tendency to provoke intense reactions.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Hodgestick's sarcastic, opinionated nature mirrors Comic Book Guy's personality. Both are critical of media, as seen in 'New doctor who was good apart from the awful sequence.' His intense focus on niche topics, such as 'Woodrow Wilson destroyed the most reactionary empire,' matches Comic Book Guy's obsessive tendencies. Their shared wit and biting commentary make them a perfect match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Hodgestick's tweets reflect the traits of an INTP: introverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. His deep dives into history and politics, such as 'Ireland was not a colony of the UK,' showcase his analytical and intellectual nature. His sarcastic humor, seen in 'Shut up you little gay boy,' aligns with the INTP's tendency for sharp wit. His focus on niche topics, like 'New theory: The jews control the world but everything they do is to make contrarian nazis give themselves a billion diseases,' reflects the INTP's curiosity and love for exploration.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a political debate? Because I could argue with you all night long.
- Are you Doctor Who? Because I'd fast forward through life just to get to you.
- Do you own land in the metaverse? Because you've already taken up space in my heart.
- Are you the Rite of Spring? Because you're sexy as hell and I can't get you out of my head.
- Are you lemonade from Northern Ireland? Because you're unique, mysterious, and I crave you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Political junkie, history enthusiast, and Doctor Who critic | Liberal socialist & radical protestant atheist | Once argued with a primordialist with a skinny moustache | Metaverse landowner | Quirky, sarcastic, and always opinionated.– @hodge_stick
Your signature cocktail
Reformer’s Revive
The 'Reformer’s Revive' reflects Hodgestick's sharp, bold personality. Whiskey symbolizes his strong opinions, like 'Republicans are lowlife scum.' Orange bitters add a tangy edge, much like his sarcasm in 'Shut up you little gay boy.' Lemon juice represents his zest for historical debates, seen in 'Ireland was not a colony of the UK.' Absinthe adds a touch of mystery, aligning with his quirky humor in 'Rite of spring lowkey sexy asf.' Rosemary ties it all together with a hint of sophistication.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Hodgestick's intellectual curiosity and analytical nature make him a clear fit for Ravenclaw. His deep dives into historical and political topics, such as 'Ireland was not a colony of the UK,' reflect Ravenclaw's value for knowledge and understanding. His critical approach to media, seen in 'The problem with doctor who is that its obsessed with being a 'fun romp',' aligns with their intellectual rigor. While he has a sarcastic edge, his wit and humor also fit the eccentric side of this house.
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Imagine - John Lennon
Imagine suits Hodgestick's liberal socialist and radical protestant atheist identity. His tweet 'Building a future sometimes needs violence' reflects the song's idealistic vision of a better world, albeit with a more aggressive tone. His focus on societal issues, seen in 'Republicans are lowlife scum with no empathy,' aligns with the song's message of peace and equality. The blend of hope and critique in his tweets mirrors the song's themes.
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