HoersBandit
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: His numerous doodles, like 'Quick Yamcha while I study,' and collaborative art projects at events like Mare Fair show his artistic talent.
- Empathetic: His tweet about the passing of his sponsor horse, 'Learned about the passing of my sponsor horse,' reveals his caring and empathetic nature.
- Humorous: Tweets like 'Lapping up Rainbow Dash's marecum, call that 'Awesome Sauce'' highlight his absurd and comedic personality.
- Community-Oriented: His involvement in pony conventions and collaborative art projects, like 'Next Mare Fair, another Physical Aggie will be made,' shows his commitment to community.
- Reflective: Tweets like 'I am a failure as a person, but I believe I can be better' show his introspective and self-improving mindset.
Weaknesses:
- Forgetful: He often forgets to post his art, as seen in 'Forget to post art sometimes (all the time),' and even forgot about a concert ticket he bought.
- Self-Critical: Tweets like 'I am a failure as a person, but I believe I can be better' show he can be overly hard on himself.
- Scatterbrained: His tweet about taking six classes in his first year of university ('Why has god made me retarded') reflects his tendency to overcommit without planning.
- Procrastinator: He often leaves projects unfinished, as seen in 'I'm a lazy bastard, so here's a nightmare night piece I'm never gonna finish.'
- Impulsive: His tweet 'I lie. A lot.' hints at a tendency to act or speak without thinking things through.
Your Simpsons character
Ralph Wiggum
HoersBandit shares Ralph Wiggum's quirky humor and endearing randomness. Tweets like 'Lapping up Rainbow Dash's marecum, call that 'Awesome Sauce'' and 'I want to be gorilla' mirror Ralph's bizarre and innocent remarks. His self-deprecating humor, such as 'Why has god made me retarded,' aligns with Ralph's oblivious charm. Both characters bring joy and absurdity to those around them.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
HoersBandit exhibits traits of an INFP: introverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. His introspection, seen in 'I am a failure as a person,' reflects the deep self-awareness of INFPs. His creativity shines in tweets like 'Quick Yamcha while I study,' showcasing their artistic nature. His empathy, as in 'Learned about the passing of my sponsor horse,' aligns with their compassionate spirit. His playful humor, like 'I want to be gorilla,' reveals their quirky and imaginative side. INFPs thrive on creativity and connection, much like him.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a sketchbook? Because I can't stop doodling you in my mind!
- Are you Zecora? Because you're the only zebra I'd marry, tbh.
- You must be Mare Fair, because meeting you would be a trip and a half!
- Are you a doodle? Because you're unfinished perfection in my eyes.
- Girl, you're like the ELO farewell tour—I forgot about you once, but now you're all I can think about!
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Your new Twitter bio
23 | Fat Latino artist with a love for doodles, ponies, and absurd humor | Genghis Khan of Equestria | Sponsor of horses and chaos | Forgetful but fun | Mare Fair enthusiast– @HoersBandit
Your signature cocktail
Latino Doodle Delight
The 'Latino Doodle Delight' captures HoersBandit's vibrant personality and creative spirit. Tequila represents his Latino heritage, as seen in 'I am a FAT Latino.' Mango puree adds sweetness, reflecting his empathy in 'Learned about the passing of my sponsor horse.' The chili powder rim brings a spicy kick, mirroring his quirky humor like 'I want to be gorilla.' Mint leaves symbolize his fresh artistic ideas, seen in 'Forget to post art sometimes (all the time).' It's a bold and flavorful drink, much like him!
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
HoersBandit fits Hufflepuff due to his empathy, community-oriented nature, and love for creativity. His tweet about mourning his sponsor horse ('Learned about the passing of my sponsor horse') shows his caring and compassionate side. His enthusiasm for pony conventions and collaborative projects, like 'Next Mare Fair, another Physical Aggie will be made,' reflects the Hufflepuff value of teamwork. While he has moments of self-doubt ('I am a failure as a person'), his determination to improve aligns with their hardworking spirit.
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Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
This upbeat anthem suits HoersBandit for its energy and quirky charm. His tweet 'Harmony Con is cool' reflects the song's celebratory vibe. His playful humor, like 'Lapping up Rainbow Dash's marecum,' aligns with its carefree tone. The line 'I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva' mirrors his random and fun-loving tweets like 'I want to be gorilla.' It's a feel-good match for his personality.
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