Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectually curious: Reads and cites theory and literature in multiple fields, e.g. referencing Bertolt Brecht in “Bu mükemmel dizelerin Almanca orijinali…” and asking for behavioral economics books in “Finansal okuryazarlık ve harcama davranışını…”.
- Goal‑oriented: Shows long‑term focus on medical career and German licensing, e.g. discussing Approbation struggles in “Süreç ne kadar zor ve uzun olursa olsun Almanya’dan denklik alıp…” and applying to top surgeons in “15 dk önce alanında dünya çapında en saygın cerrahlardan biriyle…”.
- Self‑reflective: Analyzes his own psychology and life history, as in ADHD and therapy posts like “Çocukluğumdan beri çektiğim birçok zorluğun kaynağında ADHD’nin…” and “Terapistim bugün 1,5 yıldır sürdürdüğümüz psikodinamik psikoterapinin…”.
- Resilient: Turns hardship into motivation, e.g. weight loss and health changes in “83 kiloyu gördüm baskülde bu sabah…” and determination to help his sibling in “Süreç ne kadar zor ve uzun olursa olsun Almanya’dan denklik alıp…”.
- Politically engaged: Follows and critiques politics and policy in detail, e.g. CDU/CSU and Merz criticism in “Merz’in Türkiye vizyonu…” and analysis of far‑right dynamics in “☑️Orta Doğulu ☑️Doktor…”.
Weaknesses:
- High stress load: Frequently references anxiety, allostatic load, and burnout around bureaucracy and career, e.g. “allostatic load’um o kadar yükseldi ki…” and Approbation complaints in “Approbation hususunda her işe kendim koşmaktan…”.
- Harsh judgmental tone: Uses strong disparaging language about people and things, e.g. calling Gemini “çöp” in “Bir AI power user’ı olarak Claude 3.5 Sonnet’i…” and mocking individuals in “25 yıllık bir erkek gurmesi olarak söylüyorum bu adam…”.
- Financial impulsivity: Openly struggles with impulse purchases and investment uncertainty, e.g. craving expensive bags in “aynı üreticinin bu sefer de sırt çantasına tutuldum…” and seeking help to curb impulse buying in “Finansal okuryazarlık ve harcama davranışını…”.
- Emotional overexposure: Treats Twitter as “group therapy” and feels constrained by mutuals, e.g. “buraya çok şey yazmak istiyorum ancak eski flört…” and dependence on mail for “adrenaline” in “noel’in yaklaşmasına bağlıyorum, eve üç gündür mektup gelmiyo…”.
- Relationship pessimism: Expresses cynical views about gay relationships and dating pressure, e.g. “gay ilişkilerin (çoğunluğunun) yüzeyselliğinin kanımca iki temel nedeni…” and body‑image/dating pressure in “rica ediyorum gayler olarak fitness’a ve sonu gelmez sağlıklı yaşam trendlerine…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: highly intellectual, politically engaged, and intensely self-reflective. Like Lisa, they are academically driven and skilled across domains, from medicine and LaTeX/Python (“İyi ki vaktinde ileri seviyede LaTeX ve giriş seviyesinde Python öğrenmişim...”) to deep dives into finance and investment (“Investment hk. hiçbir şey bilmediğimi anlayınca paramı ... Scalable Capital’ın RoboAdvisor...”). They show strong social and political conscience, criticizing German and Turkish politics and the far right (“Merz’in Türkiye vizyonu: ‘Türkiye hakkında nasıl bir yol izleyeceğimi bilmiyorum.’ CDU/CSU’dan çıkan bir adaydan da ancak bu kadar vizyon...”, “Göçmen herif göçmen karşıtı partiyi savunuyor. Adamın otokrat fetişi var.”). Their introspection about mental health and therapy (“Terapistim bugün 1,5 yıldır sürdürdüğümüz psikodinamik psikoterapinin yaklaşık 8 ay içerisinde noktalanacağını öngördüğünü...”) mirrors Lisa’s emotional depth and ongoing search for meaning. At the same time, they balance all this seriousness with a witty, slightly nerdy humor about AI, gay dating, and gym culture (“serving sluts united: no thoughts, just thots”), very much in line with Lisa’s blend of earnestness and sharp, self-aware irony.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They skew introverted (I): although socially active (dating apps, friends, coffee dates, Berlin trips), most tweets are reflective, self-analytic, and focused on internal processes, like therapy and life strategy, e.g. reflecting on psychodynamic therapy progress and ADHD diagnosis rather than seeking constant external stimulation. Their thinking is strongly intuitive (N): they move quickly from concrete events to abstract patterns and theories, for example using their own relationship experiences to generalize about gay relationships and societal dynamics, or expanding German politics and immigration issues into broader systemic critiques. They are clearly thinking (T)-dominated: they analyze politics, finance, and medicine with an impersonal, logical tone, criticizing parties and public figures using structured arguments and invoking concepts like halo effect, behavioral economics, allostatic load, and policy consequences rather than primarily appealing to feelings. Their style is distinctly judging (J): they emphasize long-term planning, delayed gratification, financial discipline, structured career moves in Germany, careful approbation strategy, and extensive research into banks, insurance, and brokers, repeatedly framing life in terms of multi-step goals and obligations (e.g. establishing a medical career and then bringing their sibling over). Overall this combination of strategic long-term focus, abstract pattern-seeking, analytical detachment, and reserved but purposeful social life is most consistent with INTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your Approbation süreci is as long and painful as you say, I volunteer as your personal allostatic-load reduction program: weekly Königstuhl hikes, post-hike coffee (with plenty of caffeine, Allah espresso yoksunluğu vermesin), and nightly psychodynamic debriefs.
- You applied to work with one of the world’s top surgeons, have survived countless Whipples, and still find time to tweak LaTeX tables and argue about Schuldenbremse—statistically speaking, the only real Defizit in your life is my phone number.
- You lost from BMI 32.1 to under 25, reduced your AHI, and still think about delayed gratification and RoboAdvisor investing; as a long-term asset, I’d like to formally apply to be added to your portfolio under the category ‘high emotional yield, low Merz-risk.’
- You’re a gay MD in Heidelberg who flies to Frankfurt, hikes Königstuhl, quotes Brecht, and treats Boiler like a pilgrimage site—tell me honestly, are you sure your actual Fachrichtung isn’t ‘Heilkunst für überworked queer expats with a crush on you’?
- Since Twitter is your ‘group therapy that doesn’t really heal,’ may I suggest an upgrade? We start with a coffee date, discuss ADHD, exile, and art history lives we didn’t get, and end the session with a follow‑up prescription: repeat exposure to me, twice weekly.
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Turkish MD in Heidelberg | battling bureaucracy, sleep apnea & body fat % while explaining Germany to migrants and migrants to Germany– @hoffnungsfroh
Your signature cocktail
The Heidelberg Hope Tonic
Rye whiskey is the sturdy core—like a Middle Eastern MD grinding through German equivalence exams and tweeting things like “Süreç ne kadar zor ve uzun olursa olsun Almanya’dan denklik alıp Almanya’da düzenimi kuracak ve sonra da kardeşimi buradan çekip çıkaracağım.” Cold brew espresso channels the caffeinated drama of “dün gün boyunca kahve içmem yasaktı, kabir azabı gibiydi kafein yoksunluğu. allah bu milleti bir daha espressosuzlukla imtihan eylemesin”, giving the drink a focused, ADHD-coded buzz. Grapefruit cordial adds a bright, slightly bitter queer zing, mirroring his gym-bodied, self-aware dating takes like “rica ediyorum gayler olarak fitness’a ve sonu gelmez sağlıklı yaşam trendlerine 1 sene ara verelim…” and his analyses of gay relationships. A float of dry German Riesling nods to Heidelberg hikes and integration into German life—think “Bugün Alman arkadaşlarımla hiking’e çıktım… Stresim ve dertlerim doğanın içerisinde kayboldu” and his love–hate commentary on German politics and bureaucracy. Finally, a dash of smoked sea salt represents the chronic allostatic load and dark humor—see “allostatic load’um o kadar yükseldi ki tüm bu ıvır zıvır bittiğinde 1 ay yüze yüze akdeniz’i turlayacağım sudan çıkmadan”—giving the cocktail a grounded, slightly burnt edge that keeps it from ever becoming basic.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows strong Ravenclaw traits: intellectual curiosity, analytical thinking, and a clear love of learning. They frequently dive into technical and academic topics, like when they say they were glad to have learned advanced LaTeX and Python because those skills accelerated their German medical licensing process (“İyi ki vaktinde ileri seviyede LaTeX ve giriş seviyesinde Python öğrenmişim…”), and when they compare different LLMs in detail for LaTeX performance and linguistic precision (“Farklı LLM’lerden CSV’de bulunan verilerimi…”). Their tweets about behavioral economics and finance, asking specifically for evidence-based books on impulse purchasing and financial behavior (“Finansal okuryazarlık ve harcama davranışını psikolojik ve davranışsal iktisat…”), and about delayed gratification and distress tolerance as keys to academic and financial success (“akademik ve finansal başarının anahtarı delayed gratification ve distress tolerance…”), show a reflective, theory-driven mindset. They also enjoy high-culture and theoretical references (Bertolt Brecht, Edgerton’s Sick Societies, Kant jokes) and use them playfully and accurately, signaling both erudition and wit (“Bu mükemmel dizelerin Almanca orijinali…”, “ablanın eski flörtlerinde kant’ı görünce aklımızda canlanan”). While there are clear Slytherin-adjacent traits like ambition (aiming to work with a world-renowned surgeon and to build a future clinic) and Gryffindor-like moral stances on politics and social issues, the dominant throughline in their self-presentation is an analytical, knowledge-centered orientation characteristic of Ravenclaw.
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Titanium - David Guetta ft. Sia
A song about resilience, pressure, and refusing to break fits them best, and Titanium captures that mix of vulnerability and steel. They repeatedly frame their life as a high‑stakes grind under institutional stress, from their German medical licensing struggle (“Yâ Râb, bu uğursuz Approbation sürecinin yok mu sabâhı?” and “Süreç ne kadar zor ve uzun olursa olsun Almanya’dan denklik alıp Almanya’da düzenimi kuracak ve sonra da kardeşimi buradan çekip çıkaracağım.”) to ADHD, therapy, and allostatic load (“allostatic load’um o kadar yükseldi ki tüm bu ıvır zıvır bittiğinde 1 ay yüze yüze akdeniz’i turlayacağım”). Despite this, they consistently insist on pushing forward and turning hardship into motivation (“insan morali bozulduğunda kendine şunu hatırlatmalı: ‘benim geçtiğim yollardan ne iqsuzlar geçti, ben mi geçemeyeceğim aw?’”) and treat their career and migration story as something that will either “make history” for them or break them (“yarın hayatımdaki en önemli correspondence’lardan birini gerçekleştireceğim; sonucunda ya tarih olacak ya da tarih yazacağım”). The lyrics about being shot down but still standing reflect how they navigate prejudice and politics as a queer, Middle Eastern doctor in Germany (“☑️Orta Doğulu ☑️Doktor… aşırı sağcılığı katmerlendirecektir”) while maintaining dark humor, intellect, and self‑reinvention through fitness (“83 kiloyu gördüm… Obeziteden (BMI 32.1) sağlıklı günlere..”). The blend of Sia (whom they list among their favorite artists in albums like “This Is Acting, @Sia”) with a soaring, defiant hook makes Titanium an apt soundtrack for someone who feels constantly under fire yet refuses to shatter.
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