hojichaoat
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Candid: Openly calls out a manager as 'fucking sucks' without filter.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm about brunch cost and jokes about everyday situations.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for Nick Wilde, posting multiple fan tweets.
- Observant: Notes small daily details like 'How is it december already' and 'microfoam'.
- Expressive: Shares emotional moments, e.g., crying over Balto and Togo.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Frequently uses profanity and harsh language, e.g., 'Rosscreations deserves to get launched into the air and die'.
- Negative: Often complains about work, wages, and inflation in multiple tweets.
- Hostile: Directly wishes harm on others, such as the Rosscreations death tweet.
- Inconsistent: Oscillates between optimism ('I LOVE BLACK FRIDAY') and despair ('I can’t do this anymore').
- Insensitive: Makes racially charged comment about side‑eyeing white people at Hmart.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson is the sweet but slightly odd member of the Simpson family who often feels out of place and worries about social issues, much like @hojichaoat. The user’s tweet "Wages haven’t kept up with inflation either soooo who’s paying" mirrors Lisa’s concern for economic inequality, and "Rich ppl only get richer and poor ppl only get poorer if i still believed in christianity i’d think we’re living in hell" reflects her social‑justice mindset. Their frustration with a bad manager ("One of my managers at work actually fucking sucks") and personal anxieties about being a girl ("I’m too lazy to take off my makeup why is it so hard being a girl") echo Lisa’s teenage struggles with school, self‑image, and gender expectations. The user’s crush on a fictional character ("I’m not even joking nick wilde’s so attractive i kept catching myself smiling whenever he was on screen") resembles Lisa’s occasional infatuations, while the candid mental‑health tweet ("Never kill yourself!! But also i didn’t get nick so maybe i should’ve") shows the vulnerability Lisa sometimes displays. Overall, the blend of sweetness, peculiarity, social conscience, and teenage angst fits Lisa Simpson best.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The user frequently shares personal reactions and jokes publicly, showing an outward‑focused, extraverted style (e.g., "When my twitter takes 4 5 business days to load yet again lol fuck u elon" and "I’m at hmart rn time to side eye every white people in store"). Their tweets concentrate on concrete, sensory details and immediate experiences such as "Brunch is the biggest scam ever because literally why the hell am i paying $25 for some eggs and toast??" and "I’m craving pringles" indicating a sensing preference. Decision‑making appears driven by personal values and emotions, as seen in "Rich ppl only get richer and poor ppl only get poorer if i still believed in christianity i’d think we’re living in hell" and the enthusiastic "I LOVE BLACK FRIDAY". Their lifestyle is spontaneous and flexible, often reacting in the moment—"Turns out my graduation ceremony is 10am today (it’s 10:38am rn) and i didn’t even know" and "I just start drinking my saliva ngl" illustrate a perceiving approach. Together these traits point to an ESFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- I saw you sneaking Pringles into the cinema for Zootopia 2—how about we skip the popcorn and share a can together while I try my best Nick Wilde impression to keep you smiling?
- Your microfoam latte looks like a work of art; I’d love to be the espresso shot that adds a little extra buzz to your morning—maybe we could brew something together and chat about why Elon’s Twitter loads slower than my heart when I see you.
- You spend half your makeup routine hunting for brushes, but I promise I won’t get lost—let me be the steady hand that finds the perfect shade to highlight those gorgeous eyes of yours.
- A wine bar, sketchy Chinatown tacos, and a side of Nick Wilde edits? That sounds like the perfect recipe for a date—let's toast with rosé, devour tacos, and laugh at how we both side‑eye the same boring trends.
- If love were a Black Friday sale, I’d offer you a ‘Buy one smile, get an endless laugh free’ deal—no coupons needed, just a willingness to share your favorite Nick Wilde quote over coffee.
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Your new Twitter bio
Marketing whiz, coffee & Pringles fuel, movie-goer who once smuggled snacks into the theater, and occasional TikTok remix fan. #Zootopia– @hojichaoat
Your signature cocktail
Nick Wilde's Foxy Pringle Fizz
The name "Nick Wilde's Foxy Pringle Fizz" captures the user’s obsession with the cunning fox, echoing their tweet "I’m not even joking nick wilde’s so attractive i kept catching myself smiling whenever he was on screen". The base spirit is vodka infused with Pringles, a nod to their constant craving for the salty snack, as seen in "I’m craving pringles". A splash of Aperol adds a bitter edge that mirrors their frustration with work and the world, like the tweet "One of my managers at work actually fucking sucks". Egg white creates a frothy microfoam, referencing their proud post "Hell yeah look at my microfoam". Finally, ginger beer provides a spicy fizz that captures the fiery energy of their tweet about Twitter loading slowly and cursing Elon, "When my twitter takes 4 5 business days to load yet again lol fuck u elon".
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The user shows a strong sense of fairness and empathy, key Hufflepuff traits, by calling out social inequality ("Rich ppl only get richer and poor ppl only get poorer…") and complaining about stagnant wages ("Wages haven’t kept up with inflation either soooo who’s paying"). Their caring side is evident in supportive messages like "Never kill yourself!!" and in emotional reactions such as "I just cried over Balto and Togo." They also display loyalty, especially to their favorite character, repeatedly posting about Nick Wilde ("The way all my recent reposts on TikTok are just Nick Wilde edits"). These patterns of kindness, fairness, and devoted fandom align best with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) - Ylvis
Their bio describes them as "sweet & a little peculiar," which aligns with the quirky, meme‑style humor of Ylvis's "The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)". They repeatedly reference Nick Wilde, a fox from Zootopia, e.g., "NICK WILDE THE MAN YOU AREE LITERALLY TWIRLING MY HAIR AND KICKING MY FEET" and "I’m not even joking nick wilde’s so attractive…", showing a fascination with foxes that the song humorously explores. Their tweets also revel in random, absurd content like "The concept of brothy rice being a tiktok trend" and "I just start drinking my saliva ngl," which fits the song's absurd question about what sound a fox makes. This combination of eccentric, off‑beat posts and a clear love for a fox character makes the Ylvis track a perfect musical match.
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