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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient: Despite battling multiple health issues and financial stress, Maya manages to work multiple jobs and find moments of joy, like attending concerts.
- Self-Aware: They openly acknowledge their struggles with eating disorders and mental health, as seen in tweets like 'I made myself hate me and now I feel like I can’t eat anything else.'
- Creative Problem-Solver: Finding ways to exercise by pacing around Walmart shows their ingenuity: 'Walking around Walmart is free and air-conditioned.'
- Humorous: Their dark humor shines in tweets like 'How alcoholic of me is it if I drive to Oklahoma tomorrow to buy liquor.'
- Empathetic: They express understanding for others’ struggles, such as tweeting about turning away donors at a plasma clinic: 'I was once someone turned away.'
Weaknesses:
- Self-Critical: They frequently express feelings of inadequacy and guilt, such as 'I made myself hate me and now I feel like I can’t eat anything else.'
- Alcohol Dependence: Their tweets about binge drinking, like 'I ate 830cal and the rest was all liquor,' suggest an unhealthy reliance on alcohol.
- Impulsive: Considering a three-hour drive to Oklahoma for liquor shows impulsive tendencies: 'How alcoholic of me is it if I drive to Oklahoma tomorrow.'
- Anxiety-Prone: They often mention feeling overwhelmed, such as 'Ahhh my anxiety is so high today.'
- Overworking: Balancing multiple jobs and responsibilities, like 'I worked my gig job after my day job today,' may lead to burnout.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Maya and Moe share a dark sense of humor and struggles with self-worth. Maya’s tweets like 'I made myself hate me' parallel Moe’s often self-deprecating remarks. Their chaotic liquor habits, such as driving to Oklahoma for alcohol, resonate with Moe’s bar-owning persona. Both characters find ways to keep going despite their challenges, making them kindred spirits.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
Maya’s introspection and empathy align with INFJ traits. Their self-critical tweets, like 'I made myself hate me,' show deep internal reflection. Their empathy for others, such as 'I was once someone turned away,' reflects the INFJ’s compassion. Despite their struggles, they exhibit resilience and a strong sense of purpose, balancing jobs and pushing through challenges. Their creative problem-solving, like pacing Walmart for steps, highlights the INFJ’s resourceful nature.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Walmart aisle? Because I’d pace around you all day just to get closer to your heart.
- Are you Wingstop? Because you’re the only thing I’d binge on guilt-free.
- Your dark humor is like a fine wine—chaotic, intoxicating, and I can’t get enough.
- Are you a plasma clinic? Because you’ve screened your way into my life.
- I’d drive three hours to Oklahoma for you, even if it’s a dry state on Sundays.
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EDTWT | 29 | They/Them | Warrior battling EDNOS & hEDS | Lover of pacing Walmart, concerts, and chaotic liquor runs | Sarcasm enthusiast | Resilient despite life's curveballs.– @holdthestormm
Your signature cocktail
Walmart Wanderlust
The 'Walmart Wanderlust' captures Maya’s chaotic yet resourceful nature. Vodka and schnapps reflect their tweets about binge drinking, like 'I ate 830cal and the rest was all liquor.' Energy drink symbolizes their pacing routine: 'Walking around Walmart is free and air-conditioned.' Lime juice adds a zesty kick, mirroring their dark humor, and mint leaves bring a refreshing touch to their resilience. It's a drink as complex and multifaceted as they are.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Maya fits into Hufflepuff due to their resilience, empathy, and hard-working nature. They balance multiple jobs and show understanding for others' struggles, as seen in 'I was once someone turned away' while discussing plasma donations. Their creative problem-solving, like pacing Walmart for steps, reflects the resourcefulness Hufflepuffs value. While they face inner turmoil, their dedication to pushing through challenges aligns with the house’s ethos of perseverance.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
This song’s themes of loneliness and self-reflection align with Maya’s tweets like 'I made myself hate me.' Their resilience despite struggles, such as balancing jobs and health issues, echoes the song's bittersweet tone. The line 'I walk a lonely road' pairs perfectly with their Walmart pacing routine: 'Walking around Walmart is free and air-conditioned.'
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