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The user displays a chaotic, edgy, and teenage‑like persona, constantly posting absurd, vulgar and meme‑filled tweets such as 'Everyone who chews with their mouth open should be euthanized' and 'Sleep is for the weak if I sleep before Friday I request to be euthanized'. They also repeatedly reference anime and otaku culture, for example 'I love konata alot she’s been my favorite character' and many posts about 'Mogumogumog...'. Their bio even boasts a false professional title, 'PROFFESIONAL SURGEON 🧑⚕️', echoing Bart’s habit of exaggerating his abilities and making outlandish claims. These traits match Bart Simpson, who is a rebellious, prank‑loving teen who loves pop‑culture, frequently flouts school rules, and delivers crass jokes. Like Bart, the user mixes humor, self‑destructive statements, and a love for chaotic internet memes.

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The frequent, energetic posts such as 'Everyone who chews with their mouth open should be euthanized' and 'MOOORE TAYLOR SEIFT HATE!!! DIE DIE DIE' show an outward‑focused, expressive style, indicating Extraversion. Their focus on concrete, sensory details—talking about smells, food, and physical sensations like 'I love the smell of highschool girls!!!!!' and 'Pokes your eye'—points to Sensing. Emotional, value‑driven statements like 'If i hear another irl use the term yaoi im going to end it all' and 'I miss my cat… I’m experiencing severe withdrawals' reveal a Feeling preference. The spontaneous, unstructured flow of random topics—from 'I tried a cheap energy drink and it tastes like laundry detergent' to 'I love redbull'—shows a Perceiving lifestyle. Therefore the best fit is ESFP.

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Anime fan, med‑professional, & red‑bull fueled thinker. Once tried a ‘melon‑juice skin hack’—don’t try that at home. 🌟– @holetickler94

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The drink starts with fresh melon juice, echoing the user’s repeated claims about its miracle powers: "Hey! Professional dermatologist here! Did You Know that by rinsing your face with melon juice 2x a day will help restore your skin barrier?" and "You can hack your body by just washing your face with this one simple juice 2x times a day! Melon juice is known to restore the skin barrier and increase energy levels in older adults!". A splash of Red Bull nods to their obsessive love for the energy drink, as seen in "I love redbull so much" and "If my energy drink doesnt taste like ass it doesn’t have the same effect". Spicy ginger syrup adds a chaotic kick, reflecting tweets like "I was gonna do something weird to oomf. So now its really embarrassing" and the overall edgy vibe. Black vodka gives a dark undercurrent that mirrors the frequent mentions of "Euthanize me" and "Everyone who chews with their mouth open should be euthanized". Finally, edible glitter captures the cute, anime‑obsessed side, referencing "Mogumogumogumogumogumogumovumovumogumogumogumovumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumogumovun rereading" and "I love konata alot". Together the ingredients create a bright, chaotic, and slightly unsettling cocktail that embodies @holetickler94’s eclectic personality.

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Based on the user's self‑aggrandizing bio and tweets that repeatedly claim professional titles ("PROFFESIONAL SURGEON 🧑⚕️" and "Professional dermatologist here!"), they display a strong drive for status and ambition, a hallmark of Slytherin. Their language is often ruthless and power‑focused, as seen in "Everyone who chews with their mouth open should be euthanized" and "MOOORE TAYLOR SEIFT HATE!!! DIE DIE DIE...", which reflects the Slytherin trait of being unflinching and willing to dominate. The user also shows cunning self‑promotion, trying to sell dubious health advice ("You can hack your body by just washing your face with this one simple juice") to manipulate others, aligning with Slytherin’s resourcefulness. Their willingness to break social norms and provoke ("Because… I LOVE THE SMELL OF HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS!!!!!") suggests a disregard for conventional morality, another Slytherin characteristic. While occasional whimsical or nostalgic posts appear, the dominant pattern is ambition, self‑interest, and a strategic, sometimes ruthless, approach, making Slytherin the most fitting house.

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The user’s chaotic, rebellious, and teen‑centric vibe matches the anthem of teenage angst, Nirvana’s "Smells Like Teen Spirit." Their tweet "Because… I LOVE THE SMELL OF HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS!!!!!" directly echoes the song’s title and its focus on teen "spirit." The self‑destructive line "Euthanize me" and the frustrated note "I cant focus for the life of me" reflect the grungy, disaffected mood of the track. Their disdain for "normies" and constant need to shock mirrors the lyric "Here we are now, entertain us." Overall, the mix of high‑school references, chaotic energy, and a longing for a rebellious outlet makes "Smells Like Teen Spirit" the perfect match.

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