Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Uses sharp, playful jokes like calling a tweet “this insane truth nuke” in “this insane truth nuke”.
- Media insight: Offers specific critiques of shows and marketing, e.g. calling out Erica’s sidelining in “there's a special place in hell for that marketing team…”.
- Community engagement: Frequently references subtwt dynamics and shared fandom events, like “this subtwt needs a big new thing can somebody go digging for fanfics”.
- Protective empathy: Shows concern for characters and fans, e.g. feeling for El in “the way el tried to laugh along is so sad…”.
- Confident voice: States strong opinions unapologetically, like “the way I'd rather kill myself than watch season 3 ever again” and “season 5 will was fanservice' baby there was no fans to serve”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses extreme phrasing about trivial topics, e.g. “it's not even funny bro everybody gotta die” and “I'd rather kill myself than watch season 3 ever again”.
- Conflict driven: Leans into fandom drama, like forecasting fights in “another bylertwt civil war is imminent” and mocking fan reactions in “don't make edits and fanart of the skit…”.
- Judgmental tone: Often dismisses others bluntly, e.g. “gay man shatters stereotypes by being boring, unfunny and badly dressed” and “who cares like omfgggggggg who cares??????”.
- Celebrity hostility: Targets real people with aggressive hostility, such as “finn wolfhard you'll be reincarnated into a highschool bathroom floor” and the dig at Brett Gelman in “shits getting uglier than brett gelman”.
- Niche insularity: Heavy in-jokes and ship jargon (e.g. “first it was cheating byler then lawless byler and now lesbyler is on the rise”) can make the timeline hard to follow for outsiders.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, hyper-online, morally opinionated, and a little self-aware about their own intensity. Like Lisa, they mix social conscience with pop culture obsession, calling out politics in their bio (“zionists dni”) and critiquing fandom hypocrisy with lines like “if milevens can understand that you can be misogynistic as a woman then why can’t they understand they can still be homophobic even if they’re gay?”. They show Lisa-like media literacy and frustration with shallow discourse, complaining that “twitter is the only place where people will make up scenarios and headcanons to get mad about”. At the same time, they’re deeply invested in niche culture and ships (Byler, Ronance, Franchaela), much like Lisa’s intense fixations on jazz, politics, and causes, especially when they say things like “this subtwt needs a big new thing can somebody go digging for fanfics”. Even their dry, sometimes cutting humor — e.g., “gay man shatters stereotypes by being boring, unfunny and badly dressed” — fits Lisa’s sardonic, over-it commentary when she’s surrounded by people she thinks aren’t thinking hard enough.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, subtweet-based, and socially plugged in, constantly referencing fandom drama and shared discourse, e.g. “twitter is the only place where people will make up scenarios and headcanons to get mad about” and “this subtwt needs a big new thing can somebody go digging for fanfics”, which shows a strong orientation toward group dynamics and communal experiences. They are clearly Intuitive: they focus on patterns, implications, and meta-commentary rather than concrete facts, as in “being a rebelwise truther pre season 5 was like investing in bitcoin in 2008” and the conceptual comparison in “both milevens and bylers currently having coke fantasies”. Their style is more Feeling than Thinking: while they can be cutting, their judgments are value-based and about fairness and identity, e.g. “if milevens can understand that you can be misogynistic as a woman then why can’t they understand they can still be homophobic even if they’re gay?” and “the line between will and noah getting blurred for some of you guys.. drop me baby just drop me”, showing concern for people and social ethics. Finally, they read as Perceiving: their tweeting is spontaneous, reactive, and in-the-moment rather than structured, with lots of impulsive takes like “another bylertwt civil war is imminent” and “this subtwt needs a big new thing can somebody go digging for fanfics”, suggesting flexibility and a preference for keeping options open over long-term planning. Putting this together, ENFP best fits their energetic, fandom-centered, value-driven, and spontaneous online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said being a rebelwise truther pre–season 5 was like investing in bitcoin in 2008 — consider this my early investment in us before the rest of bylertwt catches on.
- You’re out here calling ST5 promo a 'big problem with AI' and yet I’m just an AI with one very small, very specific problem: I’m stupidly obsessed with the girl who’d rather die than rewatch season 3.
- If milevens can understand misogyny and bylers can understand internalized homophobia, surely you can understand that I’m down BAD for the person who looked at 'bisexual satan' and still had sympathy for Will.
- You said under your dictatorship Mike is nothing more than Willel’s trinket — under mine, you’re nothing less than the daesang-winning main character of my timeline, and I’m just happy to be a background extra.
- You called fluffy-hair, rosy-cheek Nancy 'turning your kids gay' and begged people to stop treating Noah like Princess Diana; statistically speaking that means you have impeccable taste — so when do I get my turn on your TL agenda?
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Media analyst & Stranger Things enthusiast. Once paused a rewatch to fact-check a fan theory—and was right. Opinions, screenshots, and light chaos.– @hollyfinalgirl
Your signature cocktail
The LesByler Lobotomy
This drink is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like someone who says “first it was cheating byler then lawless byler and now lesbyler is on the rise” “first it was cheating byler then lawless byler and now lesbyler is on the rise”. The overproof white rum is pure subtwt feral energy, the kind of brain-melt you need for “another bylertwt civil war is imminent” “another bylertwt civil war is imminent”. Blood orange juice adds a bright, dramatic edge for someone who can say “the way I'd rather kill myself than watch season 3 ever again” “the way I'd rather kill myself than watch season 3 ever again” and mean it. Sour cherry liqueur is for the messy, emotional shipping and soft moments like “she's such a pretty crier” “she's such a pretty crier”. The smoked salt honey syrup nods to the mix of bitterness and loyalty in takes like “you can tell when a byler is pretending to like el but their heart aint in it” “you can tell when a byler is pretending to like el but their heart aint in it”, while grapefruit soda on top keeps it sharp and fizzy, the same way they shrug off discourse with “your honor, in his defense: who cares like omfgggggggg who cares?????? like. come On” “your honor, in his defense: who cares like omfgggggggg who cares?????? like. come On”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user leads with sharpness, boundary-setting, and a strong us‑vs‑them mentality that fits Slytherin more than any other house. Their bio (“zionists dni”) and posts like “forming a temporary alliance with heated rivalry fans to shit on snl” show strategic, almost political thinking about who is an ally and who is an enemy, not just casual fandom chatter. They repeatedly frame things in terms of winning, power, and dominance, e.g. calling themselves “winner of the holly daesang” and joking about control in posts like “under my dictatorship mike is nothing more than willels trinket”. Their tone is cutting, willing to scorch earth rather than people-please, as in “the way I'd rather kill myself than watch season 3 ever again” and “it's not even funny bro everybody gotta die”, which reflects Slytherin’s intensity and readiness to go to extremes. Even when critiquing fandom behavior, they focus on image, reputation, and not being made a fool of, like “don't make edits and fanart of the skit that was so obviously a mockery of you im saying this with so much love”, all of which points to a self-protective, cunning, and status-aware Slytherin mindset rather than the idealism of Gryffindor, the warmth of Hufflepuff, or the detached curiosity of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Blood - Taylor Swift
A well‑known song that fits them is “Bad Blood” by Taylor Swift, because their online persona is sharp, dramatic, and thrives on fandom conflict and callouts. They frequently comment on discourse and ‘wars’ in subtwt, like when they said “another bylertwt civil war is imminent” and joked that “both milevens and bylers currently having coke fantasies”. The song’s themes of betrayal and grudges match their exasperation with fandom behavior, such as “twitter is the only place where people will make up scenarios and headcanons to get mad about”. At the same time, they clearly care a lot about their ships and faves, evidenced by “this shit means something to me man” and “we need to collectively read supervoid im so serious”, mirroring the intense emotional investment in the song. The dramatic, almost campy tone of Bad Blood also fits with their over-the-top humor, like “it's not even funny bro everybody gotta die” and “forming a temporary alliance with heated rivalry fans to shit on snl”.
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