Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly describes feelings like anxiety, fear, and sadness, e.g. “I’m scared of everything and it’s so tiring but I can’t even sleep because I keep overthinking”.
- Supportive-friend: Expresses deep care for friends like Jas, e.g. “Not to be dramatic but I still would die for jas and would do anything to meet her”.
- Socially-conscious: Identifies as a feminist and stands up for equality despite ridicule, e.g. “I just want equality and happiness ??? Why is that BAD”.
- Affectionate-partner: Frequently speaks warmly about their boyfriend and missing his presence, e.g. “My boyfriend is being so soft but he’s not HERE I’m going to call the police”.
- Self-reflective: Thinks about growth, toxic relationships and proving others wrong, e.g. reflecting on an ex–friend in “I’m not a bad person, they are. Thank you hazel 💗”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-selftalk: Uses very negative language toward themself, e.g. “I’ve just eaten a whole packet of cookies in like 15 minutes why am I so FAT”.
- Overthinking-tendency: Frequently mentions overthinking interfering with sleep and peace, e.g. “I’m scared of everything and it’s so tiring but I can’t even sleep because I keep overthinking”.
- Loneliness-struggle: Feels isolated both online and at school, e.g. “Might deactivate this acc, it makes me feel so lonely” and “im so scared for school cause ill have no one”.
- Emotional-intensity: Mood seems to swing quickly and strongly, shown by frequent crying and meltdowns, e.g. “Guess who had an hour meltdown over how they’re not good enough 😛😛😂👌🏻peak”.
- Avoidant-communication: Wants connection but struggles to reach out, e.g. “I really do miss jas but I’m an awkward mess who can’t reach out to people”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re introspective, emotionally intense, and often anxious, openly sharing feelings of fear and overthinking in tweets like “I’m scared of everything and it’s so tiring but I can’t even sleep because I keep overthinking this is not good” and “Overthinking is killing me I can’t talk to anyone about it…”. They show strong principles and a social conscience, echoing Lisa’s activism, as seen in “I hate that I get the piss taken out of me at school and by my parents for being a feminist. Why the fuck can’t people be open minded I just want equality and happiness ???”. Like Lisa’s love of learning and arts, they care deeply about creative pursuits and studies, for example wanting to do film studies in “I want to do film studies so I should watch more films but I never have TIME” and passionately reacting to music and media in tweets like “How am I meant to do re when I’m sat here crying at musicals hwlp”. They also show compassion and a desire to support others, mirroring Lisa’s kindness, as reflected in their affirmation retweets and replies like “You are love, you are beautiful and you are amazing, don't ever forget that😇 — 💗”. All of this paints a picture of a sensitive, idealistic, and thoughtful person, much like Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets describe inner states, late-night overthinking, and feeling lonely rather than seeking big social crowds, e.g. “I can’t sleep”, “goodnight im gna try sleep to stop overthinkng lol im so sad n exhausted.”, and “Might deactivate this acc, it makes me feel so lonely considering a year ago I had so many friends here.”. They show Intuition (N) through a focus on meanings, stories, and big-picture feelings rather than concrete details, as in “we are full of stories to be told” and their fixation on musicals, shows, and lyrics with emotional/ideational weight like Les Mis and dodie (“dont go alone came on and i had a flashback…”). Their decisions and evaluations are strongly Feeling (F): they care about emotional impact, relationships, and values—“I just want equality and happiness ??? Why is that BAD”, “Just seeing this mid meltdown over an old toxic best friend. It helped be sober up a little and realise I’m not a bad person, they are.”, and “Love is love is love”. They appear more Perceiving (P) than J: their sleep schedule is chaotic and they act on the moment (“Me, in bed before 1am?? Shock horror”, “Ok I got drunk on whhiskey by myself and the room is Spinning”), while school and life feel overwhelming and unstructured (“I’m scared of everything and it’s so tiring but I can’t even sleep because I keep overthinking”). Altogether, the introspective emotion-focus, idealism (feminism, equality, queer pride), and somewhat messy, reactive lifestyle fit INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you want to do film studies but never have time to watch more movies — I volunteer as tribute to be your co‑critic; we can start with Les Mis so you can yell about Gavroche while I pretend I’m not just there to watch you cry at musicals.
- So your geography lesson said northerners die younger but have better music and affordable houses… if we combine your northern chaos with my undying crush, does that mean we’re statistically destined to be a tragically iconic romance?
- You tweeted that Alan Turing with a string of heart emojis — I’m no codebreaker, but even I can decrypt the message that you have flawless taste in both queer icons and, hopefully, potential partners.
- You once said ‘I just wanna be brave’ and another time ‘I want to prove everyone wrong’ at 2:27am; consider this my official application to be the soft idiot who sits on the floor with you at stupid o’clock, hyping you up between anxiety spirals and High School Musical tears.
- You cried over Dan and dodie audios, screamed about Fireflies being in your top 100, and confessed your Undertale love — clearly you appreciate emotionally devastating masterpieces, so when do I get to join that playlist of things you’re low‑key in love with?
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Your new Twitter bio
Film student in progress, feminist with a migraine, once cried at High School Musical on shuffle. They/them. Here for queer art, cookies & overthinking.– @holmesjpeg
Your signature cocktail
Moonbeam Meltdown Martini
This cocktail starts with a rebellious splash of whisky, a nod to their late-night chaos like “Ok I got drunk on whhiskey by myself and the room is Spinning”, but it’s toned down and mixed in because they clearly decided “Whisky is gross and horrible”. Elderflower liqueur brings a soft, romantic sweetness for the hopeless, musical-hearted side that cries at shows and songs, as seen in “How am I meant to do re when I’m sat here crying at musicals hwlp” and “I was just about to sleep why whyxwhy have I just burst into tears at high school musical that was on shuffle”. Cloudy lemonade adds a bright-but-sour edge, capturing their mix of softness and bite when they tweet things like “Men are trash” yet still glow with affection for people and characters like “Alan Turing 💓💕💘💘💓💗💕💓💘”. A dash of lavender bitters reflects their anxiety, overthinking, and insomnia—the moody, darker notes behind lines like “I’m scared of everything and it’s so tiring but I can’t even sleep because I keep overthinking” and “I can’t sleep I feel shitty”. Finally, the edible glitter stars are for the self-affirming, gender-expansive glow of tweets like “i just got so dysphoric i feel so uncomfortable uh goodnight” and the soft self-love of “Yo I looked good today ?”, turning all that darkness into something quietly luminous, just like their bio: “lately you’ve been searching for a darker place to hide, that’s alright.”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Abi’s strongest throughline is loyalty and emotional devotion to people they care about, even when relationships are strained. They repeatedly talk about how much they miss or would do for friends, like when they say “Not to be dramatic but I still would die for jas and would do anything to meet her even if we don’t speak as often :)” and admit “I really do miss jas but I’m an awkward mess who can’t reach out to people”. Their romantic loyalty and longing come through in tweets such as “My boyfriend is being so soft but he’s not HERE I’m going to call the police” and “My boyfriend went to sleep hours ago and he was drunk but I just want a hug from him even though it’s 2am”. They care deeply about fairness and kindness, explicitly identifying as a feminist and being hurt when mocked for it in “I hate that I get the piss taken out of me at school and by my parents for being a feminist. Why the fuck can’t people be open minded I just want equality and happiness ??? Why is that BAD”. Even when struggling with their own mental health, they amplify gentle, affirming messages like “You are love, you are beautiful and you are amazing, don't ever forget that😇 — 💗” and cherish supportive notes such as “dont go alone came on and i had a flashback to my birthday when i was at my worst this came on and i got jas’ card and read the little note ‘you made it’ i cried so much”. The combination of fierce loyalty, craving of emotional safety, and focus on kindness and equality aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Party Tattoos - dodie
A well‑suited song for them is Party Tattoos by dodie. They explicitly mention discovering and loving it — “I’ve only just listened to party tattoos omg” — and they quote or reference multiple dodie-related things, like “You’re beautiful wHat !!?” and “Okay I’m 20 seconds into dodies video and I’m sobbing”, showing how strongly they connect to her music. The song’s themes of vulnerability, self-doubt, and trying to keep going through sadness mirror their tweets about anxiety and low mood, such as “I’m scared of everything and it’s so tiring but I can’t even sleep because I keep overthinking” and “Overthinking is killing me I can’t talk to anyone about it”. At the same time, Party Tattoos has a gentle resilience that fits with their softer, hopeful side in tweets like “You are love, you are beautiful and you are amazing, don't ever forget that😇 — 💗” and their love for warm, comforting things. This balance of sadness, introspection, and quiet hope makes Party Tattoos an especially fitting soundtrack for their online persona.
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