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Your Simpsons character
Despite the user's darker, adult-oriented content, they align with Lisa's intellectual sensitivity and intense internal monologues. Like Lisa, they struggle with high expectations and feelings of being an outsider, tweeting, “what the FUCK is my internal monologue rn why do I want to act completely unhinged”. The user demonstrates a complex relationship with family and self-image, often feeling unseen or unappreciated, much like Lisa's middle-child syndrome: “Why do the people in my life who are supposed to care the most just genuinely seem to not give a fuck about me”. Their deep dive into niche media like The Sopranos and Umineko mirrors Lisa’s obsessive interests, yet they share her existential dread, humorously identifying as “god’s most detestable mistake” while navigating a world that often feels “like hell we’re all in hell”.

Your MBTI personality Type
@holyimpactevent exhibits strong Introversion through a preference for solitary hobbies like The Sims and a deep internal monologue, once tweeting “what the FUCK is my internal monologue rn why do I want to act completely unhinged”. Their Intuition is evident in their fixation on abstract symbolism, fandom subtext, and metaphors, such as viewing pain as the “kiss of jesus”. The Feeling preference is dominant, as they navigate the world through intense emotional states and a self-described “very specific kind of lonely”. Finally, their Perceiving nature shows in a lack of rigid structure and spontaneous decisions, like “deleting my funny post to revise and make it even funnier” or struggling with late-night impulses.

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26. Digital artist and lifelong Sims enthusiast. Ask me about my color-coded family trees or South Park lore. Once quit Walmart on advice from a psychonaut trip.– @holyimpactevent

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This drink is a 'generational crash out' in a glass, capturing the chaotic energy of someone who identifies as “god’s most detestable mistake”. The base of spicy soda and bitter coffee mirrors their self-described 'unhinged' internal monologue and the lifestyle of an 'oldfuck over 25' on the internet. It’s served cold and experimental, much like their love for The Sopranos and the “pine barrens” episode. The keto topping acknowledges their obsession with “low calorie hacks”, making it the ultimate tribute to a user who lives in the “middle of tensions”.

Your Hogwarts House
The user exhibits a classic Slytherin focus on self-preservation and calculated achievement, particularly through their obsessive tracking of goals like “OFFICIALLY NOT OVERWEIGHT BMI CATEGORY WHO CHEERED” and “140 even. Never bet against me.”. Their resourcefulness is evident in how they find “hacks” to meet their strict objectives, such as using “Keto tortillas and lettuce” to maximize intake efficiency. There is a recurring theme of pride in their internal resilience and a blunt, almost cunning honesty about their own darker impulses, such as when they consider “deleting my funny post to revise and make it even funnier”. Ultimately, their intense drive toward a specific physical and social ideal, paired with a self-described “rage machine” persona, aligns perfectly with the ambitious and often self-interested nature of Slytherin house.

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This song perfectly mirrors the user's intense struggle with body image and the obsessive nature of their eating disorder. The lyrics about counting calories and desiring a specific physique resonate with tweets like “I’m so fucking fat I hate myself highkey” and their fixation on reaching a “BMI 19 I can almost taste u”. The song’s focus on the pain of self-comparison and physical transformation is evident when they celebrate being “free from 140s jail”. Furthermore, the user's acknowledgment of their behavior being harmful—stating “I am not a role model” while breaking a purge-free streak—echoes the song's themes of self-destruction for the sake of beauty standards.

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