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They resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, dutiful, and quietly dramatic, with a mix of melancholy and dry humor. Like Lisa obsessing over school and causes, this user feels a strong sense of responsibility and overwork, saying things like “Quiero descansar ya…” and “Mañana respondo todo, estoy demasiado agotado.”. They show empathy and moral clarity when advising others about relationships in tweets like “Perdón por sonar crudo, pero si no ha cambiado todas esas veces no lo va a hacer nunca…”, very Lisa-like in how they analyze people’s behavior. Their loneliness and desire for deeper connections echo Lisa’s recurring arcs about friendship and being misunderstood, e.g. “Quiero más amigos.” and “Me he dado cuenta que solo hablo diariamente con las mismas cuatro personas…”. Finally, the morbid, clever puns about cemeteries such as “¿Por qué el cementerio está siempre tan lleno? Porque la gente está muriendo por entrar.” fit Lisa’s smart, slightly dark sense of humor when she’s being sardonic.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an introvert (I) who still craves connection: they repeatedly mention exhaustion and needing to withdraw (“No quiero pensar, mejor me retiro por el día.”, “Mucho socializar por hoy, no estoy acostumbrado a esto.”), yet also say “Quiero más amigos.” and that they mostly talk with the same four people, which fits a socially selective introvert rather than a true extrovert. Their interests and language are strongly intuitive (N): they enjoy paranormal/grotesque roleplays (“Tengo un poco de preferencias por tramas que tengan que ver con lo paranormal/sobrenatural y todo lo grotesco…”), speak in metaphors and themes about betrayal and sadness (“Que alma más triste.”, “Que feo, verdaderamente no entiendo como se puede traicionar de tal manera a quien supuestamente se ama.”), and focus on the emotional/meaningful side of things more than concrete facts. They lean feeling (F) over thinking: advice is framed around emotional impact and values (“Perdón por sonar crudo, pero si no ha cambiado todas esas veces no lo va a hacer nunca a no ser que entienda que genuinamente te va a perder.”), they worry about not upsetting others in RP (“intento hacerlo más buena onda con esa persona para no incomodar”), and show high empathy for friends like Bina and Naxy (“A veces no entiendo como Bina me soporta…”, “Pobre Naxy…”). Their judging (J) side appears in their sense of duty and structure: they constantly reference responsibilities and work (“Solo le tengo las notificaciones a dos personas, debería poner a más…”, “Planeo funerales ahora.”), worry about answering DMs and planning interactions (“Mañana respondo todo, estoy demasiado agotado.”, “En un rato respondo dm. 👋”), and even feel guilty when they can’t keep up socially (“Quiero más amigos, pero muchas veces termino ocupado con asuntos del cementerio y me olvido de responder…”). Overall, their mix of introspective melancholy, dark humor about death (“¿Por qué el cementerio está siempre tan lleno? Porque la gente está muriendo por entrar.”), strong attachment to close people like Bina, and value-driven commentary fits best with INFJ—a private, idealistic, emotionally intense type who takes on a ‘guardian’ or caretaker role (here, literally as a cemetery keeper).

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Cemetery caretaker by day, bad joke distributor by night. Once scheduled a funeral before answering DMs. Here for horror, RP, and a few more friends.– @holylacrime

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This drink is smoky and tired around the edges, just like someone who keeps saying “Quiero descansar ya…” and still never really rests. Mezcal is the graveyard earth and funeral pyre in a glass, nodding to their role-obsessed side that says things like “Planeo funerales ahora.” Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, melancholic sweetness for all the lonely, tender posts about wanting more friends and missing Bina, like “Quiero más amigos.” and “Extraño a Bina.” Cold brew coffee keeps it low-energy but wired, matching the exhausted but still-online vibe of “Mañana respondo todo, estoy demasiado agotado.” Rose syrup is for the flowers they leave on forgotten graves and the soft romanticism in lines like “Encontré unas flores hermosas para las tumbas.” Finally, a dash of saline cuts the sweetness with a little bitterness and self-aware humor, fitting someone who can say “No vuelvo a contarles un chiste.” right after dropping morbid cemetery jokes.

Your Hogwarts House
This account consistently reads as Hufflepuff because of their focus on work, loyalty, and gentle social awkwardness over glory or ambition. They repeatedly center their life around their duties as a cemetery worker, e.g. saying they’re exhausted and busy with work like “Mañana respondo todo, estoy demasiado agotado.”, “Estuve todo el día ocupado… Ni tuve tiempo de pensar en nuevos chistes.”, and “Debería cuidar más de las tumbas.”, which shows quiet diligence rather than ambition. They’re very people-oriented in an understated way, repeatedly wishing for more friends and worrying about their own social limits, as in “Quiero más amigos.”, “Me he dado cuenta que solo hablo diariamente con las mismas cuatro personas… Debería buscar más amigos que soporten mi horribles habilidades sociales.”, and “Quiero más amigos, pero muchas veces termino ocupado con asuntos del cementerio y me olvido de responder hasta el siguiente día…”. They also show a strong protective, fair streak in interpersonal advice, like calling out a neglectful partner in “si no ha cambiado todas esas veces no lo va a hacer nunca a no ser que entienda que genuinamente te va a perder… Si tiene tiempo para el mejor amigo también debería tener para ti.”, which reflects Hufflepuff values of fairness and caring for others’ well-being. Their affection and loyalty to specific people (especially Bina) is constant—“Mis días no son lo mismo sin Bina.”, “A veces no entiendo como Bina me soporta…”—showing attachment and devotion rather than independence or ambition. While they have humor and some morbid wit in their cemetery jokes like “¿Por qué el cementerio está siempre tan lleno? Porque la gente está muriendo por entrar.”, it’s framed more as a way to connect with others and lighten the mood than as a display of clever superiority, again very Hufflepuff in spirit.

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A fitting song for them is Cemetery Drive by My Chemical Romance, because so much of their persona revolves around cemeteries, melancholy, and a quietly emotional inner life. They joke about their morbid environment and work, saying things like “Planeo funerales ahora.” and “Debería cuidar más de las tumbas.”, which matches the song’s imagery of wandering through graves and memories. At the same time, they show emotional exhaustion and sadness—“Que alma más triste.”, “Quiero descansar ya…”, and “No quiero pensar, mejor me retiro por el día.”—echoing the song’s themes of emotional fatigue and unresolved feelings. Their affection for Bina and others, like “Mis días no son lo mismo sin Bina.” and “Bina me hizo pescado por mi cumpleaños, le amo.”, mirrors the song’s combination of love, loss, and longing. Even their dark humor—“¿Por qué el cementerio está siempre tan lleno? Porque la gente está muriendo por entrar.”—fits the bittersweet, morbid tone that Cemetery Drive carries throughout.

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