Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative artist: Frequently shares art and collaborations, e.g. “🇫🇮 wip”, “art collab”, “This sketch I made over a year ago is still haunting me to this day”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly expresses joy, regret, and sadness, such as “I pine and miss her so bad notwithstanding I was such a disgusting fuck to her” and “I tend to hesitate to speak here, howbeit I honestly think my mutuals are jolly good sorts and I love you all to bits”.
- Multilingual learner: Uses and studies multiple languages (German, Italian, English), e.g. “Ich schließe morgen mein Studium ab, ich freue mich riesig” and “I ponder how my Italian ancestors feel about me finally embarking the study of this language”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses care and appreciation for others, like “I tend to hesitate to speak here, howbeit I honestly think my mutuals are jolly good sorts and I love you all to bits” and praising a collaborator in “Me and my resplendent glorious king did this, he's the second one Ok.”.
- Self-reflective: Thinks critically about life direction and past behavior, e.g. “the hell ur even supposed to do after college cus it's only 3 semesters that are left basically” and acknowledging wrongdoing in “I pine and miss her so bad notwithstanding I was such a disgusting fuck to her.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeated references to suicide and self-harm, like “May 2026 be the last year of my life amen”, “um das neue jahr zu feiern schneide ich mir die halsschlagader auf”, and “Self annihilation is my own form of incessant self indulgence.”.
- Harsh self-image: Speaks about themselves with intense contempt, such as “mein ganzes leben lang war ich nur ein verwöhntes, schmutziges, hässliches stück abschaum 😅” and “why am I built like a 60 year old divorced man whose solitary priority is agglomeration of alcohol”.
- Aggressive language: Uses hostile or inflammatory phrasing, e.g. “Zero day and Duck! the Carbine High Massacre haters should commit an act of exorbitantly violent self slaughter” and insults like “woke tiktok retards gotta be studied”.
- Romantic fixation: Shows lingering, intense focus on past relationships, as in “I pine and miss her so bad notwithstanding I was such a disgusting fuck to her. I wish she could've known I hereby affirm that my feelings of love for her remain intact.”.
- Volatile mood: Timeline swings between celebration and despair, e.g. graduation joy in “Officially graduated ~” contrasted with later hopelessness like “May 2026 be the last year of my life amen” and irritation in “Ich hab echt alle so satt. Warum bist du so verdammt nervig, ich hasse dich”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because this user is introspective, academically focused, and emotionally intense. They talk about studies and exams with a mix of anxiety and ambition, like in “unpinning this when I'm getting my exam results” and “Ich schließe morgen mein Studium ab, ich freue mich riesig”, which mirrors Lisa’s overachieving, school-centered life. Their multilingual and somewhat bookish phrasing, as in “I tend to hesitate to speak here, howbeit I honestly think my mutuals are jolly good sorts”, resembles Lisa’s precocious, slightly formal way of speaking. At the same time, the user’s self-loathing and dark, existential thoughts, like “Self annihilation is my own form of incessant self indulgence.” and “May 2026 be the last year of my life amen”, echo Lisa’s more depressive, alienated side taken to an extreme. Their strong opinions on culture and people, seen in posts like “woke tiktok retards gotta be studied”, also parallel Lisa’s tendency to critique the world around her, though with a harsher, more jaded tone.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as an introvert (I): they don’t describe big social circles or seeking attention, and when they do reference others it’s in a small, intense way, like the pinned-style sentiment in “I tend to hesitate to speak here, howbeit I honestly think my mutuals are jolly good sorts and I love you all to bits”, which shows shyness and selective connection. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N): they dwell on meaning, identity, and the future instead of concrete details, as in “Self annihilation is my own form of incessant self indulgence.” and existential worries like “the hell ur even supposed to do after college cus it's only 3 semesters that are left basically”. They lean feeling (F), driven by intense emotion and relational regret more than detached logic, shown in “I pine and miss her so bad notwithstanding I was such a disgusting fuck to her. I wish she could've known I hereby affirm that my feelings of love for her remain intact.” and self-directed emotional language like “Wenn ich mich zu tode schneide, ruiniere ich damit eigentlich nichts, denn mein ganzes leben lang war ich nur ein verwöhntes, schmutziges, hässliches stück abschaum”. Their life and tone suggest perceiving (P): they sound overwhelmed by structure and the future rather than anchored by plans, as with “the hell ur even supposed to do after college”, and they swing between dark jokes and spontaneous emotional confessions like “Bro fuck 2026 already, 2027 will be my year ❤️”. Overall, the introspective, emotionally intense, self-expressive, future-worried but unstructured way they tweet aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said after college you don’t know what you’re supposed to do in life – counter-offer: we panic about the future together, draw silly WIPs, and complain about TikTok until it feels like a career.
- You’re studying Italian and living in ‘Tel Aviv, Agartha’… if you ever need practice: ti porto via dall’Agartha, directly to a date with someone who actually appreciates your haunted sketches and your cursed humor.
- You said self-annihilation is your favorite self-indulgence, but have you tried being adored instead? I volunteer as a test subject and promise more serotonin than your July 25th graduation high.
- For someone who calls themself a PDF, you’re definitely not ‘Portable Document Format’—you’re ‘Perfectly Deranged Fine-art’ and I’d like to zoom in on every layer of that ‘iggyslop’ and art collab mind of yours.
- You keep saying 2026 should be your last year, but you also said 2027 will be your year—how about we compromise and make all of them our years, starting with a date where you tell me why you love Mexicans and I tell you why I love you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Tel Aviv-based grad-to-be. Draws haunted sketches, studies languages, survives exams. Once celebrated New Year by planning a fresh sketchbook instead of plans.– @holyrazorblade
Your signature cocktail
The Tel Aviv Agartha Meltdown
The overproof dark rum stands for their intense, sometimes self-destructive energy and dark humor, echoing lines like “May 2026 be the last year of my life amen” and “um das neue jahr zu feiern schneide ich mir die halsschlagader auf”. Campari adds a bitter edge for their acerbic takes on people and fandoms, from “woke tiktok retards gotta be studied” to “mfs saying they're yumeshippers like it's something to be proud of”. The cold brew coffee keeps it moody, late-night and overthinking, channeling existential tweets like “the hell ur even supposed to do after college cus it's only 3 semesters that are left basically”. Cherry syrup represents the surprising softness and romantic streak beneath the edge, as in “I pine and miss her so bad notwithstanding I was such a disgusting fuck to her” and their affectionate notes like “I honestly think my mutuals are jolly good sorts and I love you all to bits”. Finally, a rim of smoked sea salt nods to the gritty, self-loathing yet theatrical flair in “Wenn ich mich zu tode schneide, ruiniere ich damit eigentlich nichts, denn mein ganzes leben lang war ich nur ein verwöhntes, schmutziges, hässliches stück abschaum 😅” and their proudly chaotic vibe as a self-described “pdf but a chill one” in “im lwk a pdf but a chill one”. This cocktail is strong, bittersweet, and a little dangerous—exactly the sort of drink that celebrates graduating in style like “Officially graduated ~” while already planning the next breakdown.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong intellectual and linguistic bent that fits Ravenclaw best. They explicitly talk about studying languages with a reflective, almost academic tone, as in “I ponder how my Italian ancestors feel about me finally embarking the study of this language”, which reveals both curiosity and love of learning. Their self-description is unusually conceptual and metaphorical—“Self annihilation is my own form of incessant self indulgence.” and “im lwk a pdf but a chill one”—showing creative, analytical self-reflection rather than simple emotional venting. Even when casual, their phrasing is elaborate and playful, e.g. “I tend to hesitate to speak here, howbeit I honestly think my mutuals are jolly good sorts…”, which suggests someone who enjoys words and form. While there is evident emotional turmoil and some dark humor, there is little sign of classic Slytherin-style ambition or Gryffindor-style bold heroism, and their loyalty or nurturing behavior (Hufflepuff traits) appears secondary to their introspective, cerebral, and stylistically inventive way of engaging with the world.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The song Creep fits them because it blends intense self‑loathing with a yearning to belong, which echoes their darker, self-directed tweets. They openly frame their own self-destruction in dramatic terms, like “um das neue jahr zu feiern schneide ich mir die halsschlagader auf” and “Wenn ich mich zu tode schneide, ruiniere ich damit eigentlich nichts, denn mein ganzes leben lang war ich nur ein verwöhntes, schmutziges, hässliches stück abschaum 😅”, mirroring the song’s “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo” core. Their posts mix bitter humor with despair and self-annihilation as self-indulgence, like “Self annihilation is my own form of incessant self indulgence.”, which aligns with the track’s combination of vulnerability and self-disgust. At the same time, they show attachment and regret over past love in “I pine and miss her so bad notwithstanding I was such a disgusting fuck to her. I wish she could've known I hereby affirm that my feelings of love for her remain intact.”, reflecting the longing and unworthiness running through the lyrics. Even their morbid wishes around the new year, like “May 2026 be the last year of my life amen”, reinforce the sense of alienation and self-hatred that makes Creep such a fitting soundtrack for their online persona.
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