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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, impulsive, and oddly endearing in their stupidity-core humor. Like Homer, they constantly joke about being a lazy mess and a failure, such as wanting to do nothing but play games: “All I want to do is be a fat loser and play Minecraft is that too much to ask for”. Their absurd, almost nonsensical shower-thought style also fits Homer’s brain perfectly: “My brain is the consistency of oobleck” and “Wait I just realized, do people say fuck 12 because 12 is 6 and 7 added together?”. The way they casually reference crime, drugs, and scams with a goofy tone — “I want to be famous so I can scam my audience” and “Little known fact but in prison they rip your balls off” — mirrors Homer’s morally dubious but mostly harmless idiocy. Even their overdramatic life angst wrapped in jokes, like “Chat type 1 if I should quit my job and never be able to find another one because the job market is so shit”, feels like Homer complaining about work at the nuclear plant in an over-the-top, comedic way.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they openly perform for an audience and talk to “chat,” e.g. “Chat type 1 if I should quit my job and never be able to find another one because the job market is so shit” and joke about having “fans” and “5 followers,” showing a desire for interaction and attention. Their humor is highly associative and imaginative, pointing to Intuition: tweets like “I can feel that there’s treasure chests of ideas in my brain but I don’t have the keys to unlock them” and surreal mashups like “what if dame tu cosita ate the buttery steak grok how do I kill myself” are abstract and metaphorical rather than concrete. They favor Feeling over strict logic, using emotional impact, absurdity, and social vibes more than argument, evident in things like “If you’re ever feeling bad about yourself just remember, at least you’re not a theburntpeanut viewer” and parasocial/ironic praise such as “Kai Cenat and Ishowspeed deserve Nobel peace prizes who’s with me?”. Finally, they are clearly Perceiving: their life appears spontaneous and unstructured, from staying up too late gaming in “I really just stayed up to 3:30 AM playing fucking MCCI battle box dude fuck my chud life” to chaotic job thoughts in “All I want to do is be a fat loser and play Minecraft is that too much to ask for” and self-deprecating lack of direction like “My brain is the consistency of oobleck”. Collectively, the high-energy social posting, imaginative absurd humor, emotional/relational tone, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle fit ENFP best.

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Minecraft enjoyer, late‑night overthinker, part‑time shitposter. Once stayed up till 3:30 AM on MCCI and called it ‘character development.’– @holyshiznuts

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The Triple Barrel Brain Oobleck is a chaotic gamer-fuel cocktail, strong but silly, built for someone who tweets about a “triple barrel shaboingboinb no condiments” and admits their brain is “the consistency of oobleck”. Espresso-infused spiced rum captures their cracked late-night energy, like staying up to “3:30 AM playing fucking MCCI battle box”. A light chocolate milk foam nods to their cursed curiosity about whether “chocolate milk doesn’t come from brown cows”, keeping the drink sweet and childish. The neon melon “green slime” drizzle channels their love for weird internet/video game culture, from “Peter griffin skin in Fortnite” to talking about “dame tu cosita”. A fizzy cola reduction and Pop Rocks rim embody their chaotic, slightly self-destructive humor about wanting to be a “fat loser and play Minecraft” while also craving clout enough to say “I want to be famous so I can scam my audience”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account leans heavily into absurdist wit and meta humor, suggesting a Ravenclaw-style focus on cleverness and wordplay. They show a constant stream of odd, imaginative thoughts like “I can feel that there’s treasure chests of ideas in my brain but I don’t have the keys to unlock them” and surreal questions such as “Wait I just realized, do people say fuck 12 because 12 is 6 and 7 added together? 🤔 #ShowerThoughts #mancalaffect”, which reflect curiosity and a playful, analytical mind. Their jokes often rely on twisting logic or language, like “If I had a dollar for every time I had a dollar I’d have double dollar” and “IQ tests go by golf rules right”, showing enjoyment of mental games more than courage, ambition, or loyalty themes. Even when talking about their own brain, they use a science-y metaphor in “My brain is the consistency of oobleck”, reinforcing a tendency toward quirky, conceptual thinking. While there is some Slytherin-adjacent dark humor like “I want to be famous so I can scam my audience”, it reads as self-aware satire rather than genuine ambition. Overall, the dominant traits are wit, creativity, and offbeat intellectual curiosity, which are most consistent with Ravenclaw.

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A well-suited song for @holyshiznuts is The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars because their timeline leans into proudly unproductive, chaotic comfort. They openly fantasize about checking out of responsibility and just gaming, like when they say “All I want to do is be a fat loser and play Minecraft is that too much to ask for” and admit to staying up absurdly late with “I really just stayed up to 3:30 AM playing fucking MCCI battle box dude fuck my chud life”. Their joking frustration with work and the job market in “Chat type 1 if I should quit my job and never be able to find another one because the job market is so shit” matches the song’s theme of rejecting obligations. Even their bio, “DM me if you need beans,” plus tweets like “Life is about to be so good” and “I want to be famous so I can scam my audience”, fit the unserious, goofy tone. Overall, the song’s laid-back, can’t-be-bothered energy mirrors their mix of self-deprecating humor, gaming obsession, and refusal to take life too seriously.

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