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Mal’s bio and tweets show a constant battle with mental instability, loneliness, and self‑destructive thoughts, which mirrors Moe Szyslak’s recurring portrayal as a miserable, depressed bartender who often contemplates suicide ('It takes a lot of effort to not just start strangling yourself then and there'). Mal’s frequent statements of feeling 'touch‑starved' and craving hugs ('(You’re hugging you. You are being hugged. By Siffrin.)') echo Moe’s desperate need for companionship in a bar full of strangers. The user’s tendency to swing between annoyed indifference ('I will ignore you just fine!') and obsessive affection ('...i would do ANYTHING to keep you with me') reflects Moe’s volatile mood swings and his occasional moments of tenderness toward his regulars. The repeated mention of 'sanity is not yours forever' and 'suffering is eternal' matches Moe’s self‑described 'miserable man' persona that appears in many episodes. Overall, Mal’s dark, lonely, and self‑critical voice aligns best with the character of Moe Szyslak.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is heavily introverted, focusing on inner feelings and monologues (e.g., '(You smile back.) why must you be so ...' and 'I’m fine!!! (you’re going insane.)'). They process information through abstract, symbolic patterns rather than concrete details, as seen in tweets about 'too many loops...' and 'what in the blinding universe made you think i love you.'. Their decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions, evident in emotional statements like 'I don’t like you' and 'I love you' and the emphasis on mental state. Finally, they display a perceiving, flexible lifestyle, repeatedly saying they won’t settle on a final decision and will rewrite responses (e.g., 'i will probably not come to a final decision for a while,,, maybe someday' and 'i will sometimes rewrite my responses if i’ve decided i don’t like it at all'). This combination points to an INFP type.

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Teen writer of dark fantasy & roleplay. Creator of Mal Du Pays. Coffee-fueled, cat-loving, and once mistook a snowdrift for a hat.– @Home_s1ckness

Your signature cocktail
The "Midnight Snow Loop" cocktail captures Mal’s swirling blend of darkness, longing, and fleeting moments of cold comfort. A base of black vodka mirrors the endless night and the tweet "...i would do ANYTHING. to keep you with me, siffy." that shows an obsessive devotion in the darkness. Absinthe adds a sharp, unsettling edge, echoing the tweet "i i can ignore you just fine!" that hints at self‑destructive denial. Blood orange liqueur provides a brief, blood‑red flash of intense feeling, like the moment when Mal says "you’re practically radiating touch starved+ energy.". Finally, a garnish of shaved coconut snow and a sprinkle of edible silver glitter represent the love of snow and the star‑filled loneliness in tweets like "news flash, i like laying in the snow." and "you’re practically radiating touch starved+ energy." the bitter finish and swirling swirl reflect the looping, chaotic mental state.

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Their tweets reveal a willingness to pursue goals by any means, such as "...i would do ANYTHING ... i'd kill your party myself if it meant you'd stay," showing the Slytherin trait of ambition and ruthless determination. They guard personal items and manipulate situations, for example "if you dare take my hat again, i will uh..." and "You walk up to them, forcefully taking your hat and QUICKLY putting it back on, hoping Siffrin never saw the cat ears," reflecting cunning and resourcefulness. Their frequent expressions of self‑preservation, like "I will ignore you just fine!" and "It takes a lot of effort to not purr as you hug back," align with the house's focus on self‑interest. The overall dark, strategic tone of their bio and tweets – "sanity is not yours forever. suffering is eternal." – further matches Slytherin's acceptance of darker ambitions.

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The bio says "(sanity is not yours forever.) (suffering is eternal.)" which mirrors the title "Mad World", a song about a world that feels insane and painful. Many of Mal's tweets are filled with empty pauses and loops, for example "....how has everybody's day been?" and "goodnight. (.......You fall asleep just like that.)", echoing the lyric "All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, same old fears." The repeated self‑effacing lines like "character development is weeeiiirrddd...." and "i i can ignore you just fine!" reflect the song’s refrain "And I find it kind of funny, I’m only a stranger in this mad world." Dark humor and longing for connection appear in "...i would do ANYTHING. to keep you with me, siffy. i'd kill your party myself if it meant you'd stay.", matching the melancholy yearning in the lyrics. Overall, the mix of melancholy, feeling out of place, and constant internal dialogue fits the contemplative, melancholic tone of "Mad World".

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