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The best match is Homer Simpson. This user plays up the persona of the ancient poet Homer but behaves with a mix of chaotic warmth, obliviousness, and sudden heartfelt sincerity that strongly resembles Homer Simpson. Like Homer doting on his family, they are indulgent and affectionate toward fans’ self‑shipping, happily canonizing wild requests such as “Your marriage to Diomedes is canonized” and “I approve. May you two be happy together.”. Their reactions are often comically baffled or over-the-top, in the spirit of Homer’s melodrama, e.g. “WHAT IS THIS?!?” and the exasperated “Homer cannot take it anymore”. They also show a goofy, slightly lecherous side in how they lean into jokes about thighs and sexuality, such as “Yes, they do. It’s his most important physical feature.”. Overall, they’re bumbling, dramatic, oddly wholesome, and adored by their little community—very much in line with Homer Simpson’s lovable disaster energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E) because they constantly engage others, invite interaction, and respond playfully to asks, e.g. “Go send gimmicks to Bunnie” and “Go send gimmicks to Anya”. Their focus on ships, possibilities, and alternative canons shows Intuition (N): they repeatedly encourage imaginative reinterpretations like “They can also be canon in your version of the Odyssey.” and “They can be canon in your Odyssey”. They favor harmony and personal affirmation over strict logical critique, suggesting Feeling (F)—for instance, warmly validating fan desires such as “May you two be happy together.” and reassuring fans with “I love all my fans as well”. Their style is flexible, spontaneous, and playful rather than structured, in line with Perceiving (P): they often improvise humorous answers like “oh! Be careful he's old.” and “You're so doomed.” instead of giving rigid, planned responses. Altogether, the high social engagement, imaginative canon-play, emotional validation, and casual spontaneity best fit ENFP.

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Epic poet, certified Odysseus thigh enthusiast, part-time marriage canonizer for your faves. Ask me about Achilles, but don’t ask me about Nolan.– @homerofionia

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This drink starts with fig-infused bourbon to honor their stated favorite food, echoing their answer: “I am quite fond of figs sweetened with honey.”. The Greek honey syrup adds a warm sweetness that matches how they lovingly encourage fans’ self-shipping and canonize marriages, as seen in “Your marriage to Diomedes is canonized” and “May you two be happy together.”. Fresh lemon juice brings a sharp tang for their dry, teasing humor and occasional exasperation, like “Homer cannot take it anymore” and the resigned “I'm not going to tell what went on in their tent.”. A dash of aromatic bitters represents the darker, more tragic side of loving Achilles and company—“the track record of Achilles lovers surviving is quite slim.”. Finally, the soft egg-white foam is the theatrical flourish on top, fitting someone who greets the timeline with “Hello, everyone” and declares a “New layout for the month” while presiding like a kindly, chaotic grandpa over the entire mythic fandom.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show warmth, support, and a focus on others’ happiness, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. They happily validate fans’ self‑shipping and relationships, for example canonizing marriages with mythic characters (“Your marriage to Diomedes is canonized”, “I approve. May you two be happy together.”), and even congratulate someone joking about being pregnant with Patroclus’ child (“Congratulations on the pregnancy.”). They emphasize fairness and non‑gatekeeping, saying ships can be canon "in your version" of the story (“They can also be canon in your version of the Odyssey.”, “They can be canon in your Odyssey”), which reflects an inclusive, others‑first mindset. Their patience and kindness toward fan questions and creativity stand out in replies like “Yes! I typically love seeing fanworks. Everyone is so creative.” and “You can be his number one fan in your heart.”. Overall, rather than seeking status or dominance, they act like a gentle, encouraging community grandparent, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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Ariana Grande’s thank u, next fits @homerofionia because their timeline is full of people cycling through intense, often chaotic romantic fixations on myth characters, which they treat with amused, affectionate detachment. They constantly grant and bless wild ships and self-insert marriages, like “Your marriage to Diomedes is canonized” and “I approve. May you two be happy together.”, echoing the song’s theme of learning from many loves rather than condemning them. When asked about Patroclus and Achilles, they casually normalize the intimacy—“It was definitely more than once.”—in the same way the song reframes romance without shame. They are also open-minded about almost every ship, from “I’ll support it.” to “They can also be canon in your version of the Odyssey.”, mirroring the song’s celebratory, nonjudgmental approach to messy love lives. Finally, their wry comments about doomed Achilles lovers—“You’re so doomed.”—capture the same self-aware, slightly dramatic humor that underpins thank u, next.

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