Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive: Frequently validates fans’ self‑shipping and ship requests, e.g. blessing marriages to Telemachus and Odysseus in “Homer can you canonize my marriage to Telemachus…” and “i want Odysseus of ithaca. do you approve of our marriage”.
- Playful: Uses humorous in‑character replies like “I need Patroclus I n” > “Hello, Achilles.” and “im bending odysseus over every single night.” > “oh! Be careful he's old.”.
- Engaging: Interacts heavily with followers’ questions, gimmicks, and art, e.g. praising fanart in “Very beautiful. Thank you, Zero. This is gorgeous” and answering many Q&A style tweets.
- Affirming: Openly supports diverse ships and queer readings, e.g. “Those two were definitely not straight” about Telemachus and Peisistratus and supporting Patrochilles in “They sure are.”.
- Self‑aware: Jokes about their own gimmick and limits, as in “I am out of gimmicks” and acknowledging forgetting their strawpage in “I do now”.
Weaknesses:
- Overindulgent: Canonizes almost every fan marriage or ship request, e.g. “Your marriage to Diomedes is canonized” and “I decree that Bunnie is officially married to pendiody.”, which can blur their own canon boundaries.
- Suggestive: Leans into sexual innuendo with followers, such as “Has Achilles slept with Patroclus at least once” > “It was definitely more than once.” and reacting to explicit fan comments like “im bending odysseus over every single night.”.
- Dismissive: Occasionally shuts ideas down abruptly, e.g. “You and Virgil should kiss” > “No.” and “homer and virgil hatesex epic poem when?” > “I'M MARRIED” without much explanation.
- Narrowly‑focused: Content centers heavily on a small set of characters/ships (Achilles, Patroclus, Telemachus, Odysseus), as seen in repeated Q&A threads like “Has Achilles slept with Patroclus…” and multiple Telemachus marriage approvals, leaving little non‑fandom variety.
- Boundary‑light: Encourages very intense parasocial/romantic engagement with characters, such as “I approve of everyone wishing to marry Telemachus.” and joking about dangerous devotion in “You're so doomed.” without clear personal limits.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The best match is Homer Simpson. This user plays up the persona of the ancient poet Homer but behaves with a mix of chaotic warmth, obliviousness, and sudden heartfelt sincerity that strongly resembles Homer Simpson. Like Homer doting on his family, they are indulgent and affectionate toward fans’ self‑shipping, happily canonizing wild requests such as “Your marriage to Diomedes is canonized” and “I approve. May you two be happy together.”. Their reactions are often comically baffled or over-the-top, in the spirit of Homer’s melodrama, e.g. “WHAT IS THIS?!?” and the exasperated “Homer cannot take it anymore”. They also show a goofy, slightly lecherous side in how they lean into jokes about thighs and sexuality, such as “Yes, they do. It’s his most important physical feature.”. Overall, they’re bumbling, dramatic, oddly wholesome, and adored by their little community—very much in line with Homer Simpson’s lovable disaster energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E) because they constantly engage others, invite interaction, and respond playfully to asks, e.g. “Go send gimmicks to Bunnie” and “Go send gimmicks to Anya”. Their focus on ships, possibilities, and alternative canons shows Intuition (N): they repeatedly encourage imaginative reinterpretations like “They can also be canon in your version of the Odyssey.” and “They can be canon in your Odyssey”. They favor harmony and personal affirmation over strict logical critique, suggesting Feeling (F)—for instance, warmly validating fan desires such as “May you two be happy together.” and reassuring fans with “I love all my fans as well”. Their style is flexible, spontaneous, and playful rather than structured, in line with Perceiving (P): they often improvise humorous answers like “oh! Be careful he's old.” and “You're so doomed.” instead of giving rigid, planned responses. Altogether, the high social engagement, imaginative canon-play, emotional validation, and casual spontaneity best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep canonizing everyone’s marriage to Telemachus and Odysseus—how do I submit a gimmick so you can officially decree my marriage to you, or is that reserved for heroes only?
- You said the only acceptable Ulysses is the one from Paris the Musical—good news, I’m not Ulysses, but I *am* willing to cross seas just to sit next to you during the show.
- You once said Odysseus’ thighs are his most important physical feature; I’m just hoping my brain and my love for your Odyssey fanworks can compete for your attention.
- You told someone they could have Apollo, someone else could have Achilles, and another could have Diomedes—since you’re in the business of handing out heroes, can I just have the author of the #Iliad and #Odyssey instead?
- You said for Halloween you’d be ‘yourself but better’—may I be your Patroclus for the night? Quiet, devoted, and absolutely prepared to hype you up every time you complain about that awful Odyssey movie.
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Epic poet, certified Odysseus thigh enthusiast, part-time marriage canonizer for your faves. Ask me about Achilles, but don’t ask me about Nolan.– @homerofionia
Your signature cocktail
The Honey-Fig Odyssey Sour
This drink starts with fig-infused bourbon to honor their stated favorite food, echoing their answer: “I am quite fond of figs sweetened with honey.”. The Greek honey syrup adds a warm sweetness that matches how they lovingly encourage fans’ self-shipping and canonize marriages, as seen in “Your marriage to Diomedes is canonized” and “May you two be happy together.”. Fresh lemon juice brings a sharp tang for their dry, teasing humor and occasional exasperation, like “Homer cannot take it anymore” and the resigned “I'm not going to tell what went on in their tent.”. A dash of aromatic bitters represents the darker, more tragic side of loving Achilles and company—“the track record of Achilles lovers surviving is quite slim.”. Finally, the soft egg-white foam is the theatrical flourish on top, fitting someone who greets the timeline with “Hello, everyone” and declares a “New layout for the month” while presiding like a kindly, chaotic grandpa over the entire mythic fandom.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show warmth, support, and a focus on others’ happiness, which are classic Hufflepuff traits. They happily validate fans’ self‑shipping and relationships, for example canonizing marriages with mythic characters (“Your marriage to Diomedes is canonized”, “I approve. May you two be happy together.”), and even congratulate someone joking about being pregnant with Patroclus’ child (“Congratulations on the pregnancy.”). They emphasize fairness and non‑gatekeeping, saying ships can be canon "in your version" of the story (“They can also be canon in your version of the Odyssey.”, “They can be canon in your Odyssey”), which reflects an inclusive, others‑first mindset. Their patience and kindness toward fan questions and creativity stand out in replies like “Yes! I typically love seeing fanworks. Everyone is so creative.” and “You can be his number one fan in your heart.”. Overall, rather than seeking status or dominance, they act like a gentle, encouraging community grandparent, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
thank u, next - Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande’s thank u, next fits @homerofionia because their timeline is full of people cycling through intense, often chaotic romantic fixations on myth characters, which they treat with amused, affectionate detachment. They constantly grant and bless wild ships and self-insert marriages, like “Your marriage to Diomedes is canonized” and “I approve. May you two be happy together.”, echoing the song’s theme of learning from many loves rather than condemning them. When asked about Patroclus and Achilles, they casually normalize the intimacy—“It was definitely more than once.”—in the same way the song reframes romance without shame. They are also open-minded about almost every ship, from “I’ll support it.” to “They can also be canon in your version of the Odyssey.”, mirroring the song’s celebratory, nonjudgmental approach to messy love lives. Finally, their wry comments about doomed Achilles lovers—“You’re so doomed.”—capture the same self-aware, slightly dramatic humor that underpins thank u, next.
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