Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Frequently shares feelings openly, like missing raves in “Sdds de ir numa rave 🥺” and happiness about mood changes in “Tô tão felizinho...”.
- Caring-gentle: Shows kindness and affection toward others, e.g. appreciating being gentle with strangers in “Ser gentil com estranhos me deixa feliz ><” and love for family in “Eu amo meu irmão ❤️”.
- Hardworking-ambitious: Talks about multiple jobs and wanting more work in “quero bater o recorde mundial em ter emprego” and considering a second job for a motorcycle in “tô pensando em arrumar um segundo emprego no aeroporto”.
- Fitness-disciplined: Consistently mentions training progress like “Uhuul consigo fazer 22kg no rosca martelo” and body goals in “vou ficar muito gostoso, sinto muito >w<”.
- Playful-humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, e.g. the wire-cutter story in “Veio imediatamente uma mulher... tinha um maluco gritando pendurado lá em cima cortando fio” and joking about being scary yet sweet in “Nunca saberão que sou um amorzinho ^^”.
Weaknesses:
- Risky-distracted: Admits nearly getting run over due to phone use in “Quase fui atropelado por ficar todo bobinho com o celular 😊”.
- Emotional-instability: Mentions drastic mood shifts and heavy lows, like “Meu mood mudou tanto nos últimos 2 dias” and dark humor about death in “Será possível eu assinar minha própria certidão de óbito?”.
- Attachment-issues: Directly acknowledges difficulty with attachment in “Sou não, tenho attachment issues”.
- Work-overload: Shows tendency to overwork or be overburdened, like covering others’ tasks in “chego a noite os caras vão embora e deixam tudo pro gabe resolver” and wanting many jobs in “quero ser o homem mais empregado do mundo”.
- Self-neglect: Hints at poor self-care, e.g. not eating properly in “Comendo nada e simplesmente tô mais forte” and temptation to relapse into smoking in “Quase comprei um maço de cigarro dps de 3 anos sem fumar”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
They're best matched with Homer Simpson: a chaotic mix of sweetness, impulsiveness, dark humor, and surprising emotional depth. Like Homer, they juggle work exhaustion and silliness, going from complaining about bus rides and social awkwardness (“Ônibus lotou e não sentaram do meu lado kakakaka Mas tem uma garota me encarando por bastante tempo, então tá tudo bem ><”) to proudly simple pleasures like gym PRs and high-calorie whey-as-dinner (“Fui comprar whey e vi um de 30g de proteína, comprei e ao chegar em casa vi que tinha 437 calorias... Descobrimos minha janta pelos próximos 20 dias”). They show Homer-esque impulsive dreams of overworking just to buy a cool toy (“Quero tanto aquela moto que tô pensando em arrumar um segundo emprego no aeroporto hmmmm 🥺”) while also being deeply sentimental and attached to family and friends (“Eu amo meu irmão ❤️”, “Que clichê chover logo hoje quando finalmente venho te visitar, meu amigo ❤️🩹”). Their self-deprecating melodrama and flirting with doom (“Será possível eu assinar minha própria certidão de óbito?”) mirrors Homer’s over-the-top internal monologue that always swings back to humor and resilience. And beneath the metalhead, rave-loving exterior (“Sdds de ir numa rave 🥺”, “Vai ter metaleiro cheiroso sim”), there’s the same big-hearted, unexpectedly gentle core as Homer’s: someone others find intimidating at first, but who insists, accurately, that they’re actually a sweetheart (“Avisaram meu supervisor que eu ponho medo no pessoal... Nunca saberão que sou um amorzinho ^^”).
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently seek and enjoy social interaction, talk about buses, gyms, shops, bars, and raves, and openly share daily feelings and selfies, e.g. missing parties in “Sdds de ir numa rave 🥺”, getting looked at on the bus in “Ônibus lotou e não sentaram do meu lado… Mas tem uma garota me encarando…”, and being happy about being kind to strangers in “Ser gentil com estranhos me deixa feliz ><”. Their style shows Intuition: they often drift into meanings, coincidences, and feelings rather than concrete data, like “Huh, hoje foi um dia interessante e... estranhamente coincidente? Tipo, qual a chance, sabe?” and reflecting on self-growth in “Eu vou tentar ser o melhor de mim, mesmo que custe caro 🥹”. They are strongly Feeling-oriented, emphasizing emotions, care, and relationships over logic, as in “Nunca saberão que sou um amorzinho ^^”, apologizing in “Me desculpa”, valuing family in “Eu amo meu irmão ❤️”, and being moved by a kind stranger in “um senhorzinho me ofereceu uma dose… Mas é reconfortante...”. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving: they’re spontaneous, impulsive, and flexible—joking about impulsively flying to Italy in “Já pensou q louco eu deixar de comprar meu veículo e comprar passagem pra Itália por impulso”, suddenly considering a second job for a bike in “Quero tanto aquela moto que tô pensando em arrumar um segundo emprego no aeroporto”, and casually dealing with chaotic routines like not sleeping before commitments in “prometi que iria assistir um jogo… só que eu ainda não dormi nadica 😭”. Putting these together—social, expressive, emotional, idealistic, and spontaneous—ENFP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you’re an ‘industrial metal’, gym-loving future ‘Rabugento’, can I apply to be your favorite side quest? We hit the Resident Evil 4 Remake, then a rave, and I promise I’ll actually sit next to you on the bus.
- You were sad about almost buying cigarettes after 3 years without smoking, but honestly, with all those lyrics you tweet—Mr. Brightside, Cinema, Cascada—you’re already my favorite addiction, no nicotine needed.
- You said seeing your chest in the inclined bench gave you the insight that you’ll be ‘muito gostoso’… I fully support this scientific hypothesis and volunteer as empirical proof collector.
- They told your supervisor you scare people and that’s why they don’t interact with you in other sectors, but I saw the guy who gets excited about Tia Maria’s coffee, nightcore, and being gentle with strangers—pretty sure I just found the softest ‘rabugento’ in São Paulo.
- You miss raves, quote Fear Factory and Rammstein, and are about to become a ‘metaleiro cheiroso’ with 22kg hammer curls—how about we test your new perfume at a show, and if the cult people stare at us in the street again, we just say: ‘we’re the main characters, it’s a set of filming, obviously.’
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Software engineer in São Paulo. Smells like metal, lifts like shounen, almost got a job just to buy a bike. Raves, Resident Evil, and too many eggs.– @homicabeludo
Your signature cocktail
Industrial Brightside Ravebomb
This drink starts with silver cachaça infused with roasted coffee for late-night energy, a nod to him almost not sleeping before a game with his brother and still powering through life with chaotic stamina: “Aaaah prometi que iria assistir um jogo de futebol com meu irmão às 16:00 só que eu ainda não dormi nadica 😭” and his love of café da tia Maria: “Aahh cafézinho da tia maria >< Ela é tão gentil comigo”. Coconut water ice cubes reference his YoPro + água de coco lunches and gym grind: “YoPro23 e água de coco é aomosso SIM” and “Foda se tô ficando amarelo e braçudo ^~^”, keeping the drink refreshing but functional, like a lifter who still has to clock in. A dose of bitter herbal amaro brings the darker introspection, from joking about signing his own death certificate to feeling misunderstood at work: “Será possível eu assinar minha própria certidão de óbito?” and “Avisaram meu supervisor que eu ponho medo no pessoal e por isso não interagem comigo em outros setores 😭 Nunca saberão que sou um amorzinho ^^”. Passion fruit pulp is the sweet-sour heart, capturing the romantic, ravey, Mr. Brightside energy: “Jealousy, turning saints into the sea...” and “Sdds de ir numa rave 🥺”, making it bright and playful despite the heaviness. Finally, the smoked salt rim with a tiny chili flake represents the industrial-metal biker aesthetic and the fact that he looks intimidating but is actually soft: “Vai ter metaleiro cheiroso sim” and “Ser gentil com estranhos me deixa feliz ><”. The result is strong yet drinkable, bittersweet but hopeful—like a São Paulo metalhead who lifts heavy, loves hard, and still dreams of the next rave.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user consistently shows strong kindness and gentleness, even when others misread them. For example, when told people are intimidated by them at work, they clarify their real nature with: “Avisaram meu supervisor que eu ponho medo no pessoal… Nunca saberão que sou um amorzinho ^^”, emphasizing being a sweetheart beneath a tough exterior. They also take joy in small acts of kindness toward strangers, writing: “Ser gentil com estranhos me deixa feliz ><”. Their loyalty and care for loved ones appear in tweets like “Eu amo meu irmão ❤️” and in visiting a friend despite the rain: “Que clichê chover logo hoje quando finalmente venho te visitar, meu amigo ❤️🩹”. On top of that, they show a strong work ethic and dedication, joking about wanting multiple jobs: “Quero mais empregos, quero bater o recorde mundial em ter emprego, quero ser o homem mais empregado do mundo”. This combination of warmth, loyalty, and steady effort aligns far more with Hufflepuff’s values than the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
The best fit is “Mr. Brightside” because they literally quote the song and post it as a mood caption: “Jealousy, turning saints into the sea... 'cause I'm Mr. Brightside”. Their timeline swings between angst, overthinking, and romantic/hopeful vibes, just like the song’s theme of jealousy and emotional turbulence, for example when they say “Sou não, tenho attachment issues” and “Eu vou tentar ser o melhor de mim, mesmo que custe caro”. The track’s mix of melancholy lyrics with an upbeat, almost euphoric sound mirrors how they cope with heavy feelings through music, gym, and humor, like in “Sim, estou melhor ^^” after a rough patch. Their love of alt/rock and industrial vibes also lines up with The Killers’ aesthetic and the dramatic, cinematic energy they often reference in tweets such as “You are my cinema, i could watch you forever”.
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