
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa had grown up extremely online and anxious. Like Lisa, they’re highly self-aware, emotionally intense, and constantly reflecting on their own worth and body image, as seen in posts like “cuanto más me observo más asco me doy” and “estoy harto de todo 💔”. Their fear of abandonment and need for reassurance in tweets such as “tengo tanto miedo de que todo se vuelva a joder por mi necesidad de atención de mierda 💔” and “quien querría soportar al niño intenso que necesita que le repitan mil veces al día que lo aman 🥀” mirrors Lisa’s deep insecurity beneath her confidence. The conflict with family over gender expression in “no mamá, que me vista femenino no te da derecho a tratarme de mujer cuando ya te he repetido mil veces que no me siento cómodo.” and the hurt about parental affection in “tantas parejas y tan poco amor de mi padre 🥰” strongly echoes Lisa’s complicated relationship with her parents and her need to be seen and respected. At the same time, their moral outrage and willingness to ‘expose’ wrongdoing, like “vengo a funar a este asqueroso… que me hizo grooming…”, fits Lisa’s activist streak and strong sense of justice. Overall, they feel like a queer, hyper-online Lisa Simpson: sensitive, articulate about their pain, craving love and validation, and fiercely vocal when something is wrong.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E) because they constantly seek interaction and attention from their mutuals, asking questions and wanting DMs and engagement, like when they say things such as wanting people to send them photos for stickers or asking who wants to join their server. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): they talk about their body, clothes, photos, smoking, sleep, and immediate emotional states rather than abstract theories, exemplified by comments about feeling fat, their outfits, and specific physical experiences like surviving on two hours of sleep and a cigarette for breakfast. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, framing everything around emotions, validation, fear of abandonment, and love for their boyfriend and friends, rather than logical analysis or detached debate, as seen in posts where they worry about being too needy or only wanting someone to tell them they’re loved often. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) because their life comes across as impulsive and unstructured: they tweet in a spontaneous, chaotic style, frequently change ideas (like considering multiple backup accounts), and often react in the moment instead of describing long-term plans or rigid schedules. Overall, their expressive, attention-seeking social media presence, focus on concrete experiences, emotional intensity, and spontaneity best match ESFP.

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Sol | 13 | he/him 🏳️⚧️ | Trying to pass math, heal old scars & prove my mom was wrong about the Lamborghini guy. I overshare, but I’m still here.– @homo_trasto

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail hits hard but plays it off cute, just like Sol tweeting about “dormir 2 horas al día me está empezando a afectar 😭💔” while still giving GM and GN to all his mutis. The spiced rum shot is his intense, chaotic, horny energy, perfect for someone who says “kuando llegue a los 2.200 les enseño la poyita 🥺” and runs a “server de #subtwt ? 🔥”. Pink grapefruit soda brings a sweet–bitter fizz that matches his mix of affection and abandonment fear, like when he posts “tengo tanto miedo de que todo se vuelva a joder por mi necesidad de atención de mierda 💔” right after calling everyone amores. A splash of red vermouth adds melodramatic romance for the boy who spams “le amo le amo le amo...” and dreams of being the “‘mira que lindo ese chico de ahí’ de alguien 🥀”. The dash of saline solution is the literal taste of tears and self‑hate from lines like “cuanto más me observo más asco me doy” and “mejor mierda 🥀”, balancing the sugar with real emotional sting. Finally, the edible glitter and tiny paper heart on top are his fem, shiny, theatre-kid aesthetic—he’s the one posting outfits and nails like “mirem me he puesto brillitos en las uñas jiji :3” while still being that dramatic sadboi who signs off with “GUDNAIT MISAMORES LOS AMO MUCHO HASTA MAÑANAA <33”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very impulsive, dramatic, throw-myself-into-the-fire temperament that fits Gryffindor more than any other house. Their constant readiness to "die" or "kill" themselves over emotional triggers, like “no me dijo te kiero de vuelta, meboiamatar 🥀” and “como no me responda en 5 minutos me voy a matar 😭”, points to high emotional reactivity and a tendency to act (or at least speak) on intense feelings rather than calmly thinking things through. They directly confront people who harm them or others, for example when they say “vengo a funar a este asqueroso de en su momento 17 para 18 años que me hizo grooming cuando yo tenía 12 (adjunto su discord e instagram) dar rt y like para que llegue a mucha gente por favor 💗”, which shows a willingness to publicly call out a groomer despite the discomfort and emotional pain involved. Even in family situations, they show confrontational bravery: “no mamá, que me vista femenino no te da derecho a tratarme de mujer cuando ya te he repetido mil veces que no me siento cómodo.” is them asserting their identity against parental pressure. There is loyalty and neediness (Hufflepuff-like) and some self-preservation motives (which could hint Slytherin), but the dominant pattern is bold, raw, often reckless emotional courage and a tendency to take the spotlight in conflicts, which are hallmark Gryffindor traits.

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A well‑suited song for them is Brand New City by Mitski, which blends self‑loathing, emotional intensity, and a craving for love and reinvention. Their tweets often show deep insecurity about their body and self‑image, like “cuanto más me observo más asco me doy” and “hoy me sake esta ft porke me sentía un poko delgado pero ahora k la veo bien parezko tinaco 🥀”, mirroring Mitski’s lyrics about disgust with oneself and wanting to start over as someone new. The song also fits their desperate, borderline-obsessive attachment to others and fear of abandonment, shown in posts like “tengo tanto miedo de que todo se vuelva a joder por mi necesidad de atención de mierda 💔” and “quien querría soportar al niño intenso que necesita que le repitan mil veces al día que lo aman 🥀”. Mitski’s mix of melodrama and self‑aware irony fits their way of tweeting things like “2 meses de gestación 50 psicólogos 420 intentos” with dark humor. They also explicitly list Mitski among their favorite artists in “MEKOPIO 🔥 12 artistas ¿Cuántos tenemos en común? ... 10 Mitski”, making the emotional and aesthetic match even stronger.

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