Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They read as an Introvert (I): there’s no talk of parties, friends, or offline social life; instead the account is almost entirely ideological commentary and solitary reflection like “open twitter, hate on women, show love to the boys, close the app”, which describes a lone routine rather than social engagement. Their focus is clearly Intuitive (N): they constantly generalize from specific posts to systemic claims about society, e.g. “This is a good illustration of how society treats men. Men are a slave class” and “Women will always pretend female privilege is actually female oppression”, showing abstract theorizing about structures like ‘the State’, ‘patriarchy’, and ‘feminism.’ They are strongly Thinking (T): their tone is blunt, combative, and principle-driven, often dismissing emotional niceties in favor of harsh judgments, as in “Shut the fuck up. Feminism gives women privilege over men. Stop gaslighting that women are oppressed when they are in fact privileged” and system-level critiques like “We absolutely do not live in a fucking patriarchy”. They also present rigid, planned-out value structures indicative of Judging (J), for example categorical prescriptions like “Never date women”, “NOT marrying at all is the most important part of building wealth”, and their manifesto-like declaration “I am not ‘working age’… I am not a slave… I don’t need their approval / To know my worth.”. The combination of abstract systemic analysis, uncompromising ideological structure, and emotionally detached but highly opinionated tone aligns best with INTJ—a type known for constructing overarching theories about how systems (here, gender, state, and ideology) work and critiquing them with sharp, often confrontational logic.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said, “open twitter, hate on women, show love to the boys, close the app” — how about you add one more step: “accidentally fall for the boy who agrees that men aren’t cannon fodder, ATMs, or ‘working age’ livestock 👀”?
- Every heterosexual relationship is, as you put it, a humiliation ritual — luckily for you, I’m here to offer a strictly homosexual liberation ritual: two cute boys, zero tradwives, and absolutely no draft.
- You called chasing women “pointlessly freezing and dying” — I’m just saying, if you ever want to warm up, we could stay inside, hate misandry together, and prove that #GBTdroptheL was the gateway drug to #GBTdrophetero.
- You tweeted that you became gay after you stopped caring about women’s expectations — if becoming mutuals with me counts as another step in that journey, I promise I’ll never expect you to protect, provide, or even put on real pants.
- You’re out here ratioing tradwives, wishing tradcons a “pleasant divorce rape,” and reminding everyone men aren’t slaves — I don’t need you to provide or protect; I just want to admire the guy who looked at patriarchy and said, “actually, this is just male serfdom, wanna kiss instead?”
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Your new Twitter bio
Critiquing feminism, nationalism & trad roles from a gay male POV. Once joined a debate just to argue men aren’t cannon fodder. Boys loving boys, no apologies.– @homonatantinat
Your signature cocktail
The Gay Male Slave Revolt
The overproof dark rum stands for their intense, insurrectionary refusal to be cannon fodder or an ATM, echoing lines like "I am not cannon fodder I am not an ATM I am not a slave". Campari’s bitterness captures their ferocious anti-feminist, anti-gynocentric edge, as in "Shut the fuck up. Feminism gives women privilege over men." and "We absolutely do not live in a fucking patriarchy". The black coffee cold brew is the harsh wake-up call they keep trying to serve men, like "This is a good illustration of how society treats men. Men are a slave class" and "Men are self defeating". Rose liqueur adds a sweet, floral queer tenderness for "the boys," nodding to their bio "Cute boys should love each other 💖" and the vibe of "open twitter, hate on women, show love to the boys, close the app". Finally, a dash of chili tincture represents their incendiary rage against tradcons and woman-worship, like wishing every tradcon a "very pleasant divorce rape" and mocking "The average groveling, woman worshipping man be like".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their core drive is radical self‑preservation and rejection of a role they see as exploitative, which is strongly Slytherin-coded. They explicitly define themselves against being used as "cannon fodder" or a "slave" in “I am not 'working age' I am not 'military age' I am not a 'provider' I am not a 'protector' I am not cannon fodder I am not an ATM I am not a slave I am not a servant I don’t need their approval To know my worth.”, a declaration of individual survival and autonomy over social expectation. Their hostility to institutions and willingness to fantasize about insurrection over male slavery, as in “The worst male slavery proposal EVER. If this were to pass I would genuinely consider becoming an insurrectionist.”, shows a ruthless edge rather than idealistic Gryffindor rebellion. They consistently frame relationships with women as a power game where men are exploited, advocating strategic withdrawal and alignment with other men, e.g. “open twitter, hate on women, show love to the boys, close the app” and “The lesson is, don't date women”, which is a calculating, survival-focused stance rather than patient Hufflepuff loyalty. Even their queer identity is framed in terms of escaping an oppressive role—“Actually, I became gay after I stopped giving a shit about women's expectations of me, thanks very much”—again emphasizing a Slytherin pattern of rejecting imposed constraints to pursue their own path. While there is analytical commentary, it is deployed in service of defending their in‑group (men, especially gay men) and undermining perceived enemies, aligning them far more with ambitious, self-protective Slytherin than with detached Ravenclaw curiosity.
Your movie
Your song
No Children - The Mountain Goats
The best fit is No Children by The Mountain Goats, a song soaked in bitter resentment, black humor, and a desire to see a toxic system burn down rather than be reformed. They constantly frame heterosexuality and traditional roles as humiliation and slavery, e.g. “Dating women as a man is a humiliation ritual” and “The lesson is, don't date women”, which parallels the song’s gleeful wish for a relationship’s total collapse. The user revels in burning bridges with feminism, nationalism, and tradition (“Fuck feminism, fuck nationalism, fuck tradition”) much like the song’s narrator revels in scorched‑earth emotional destruction. Their tweets drip with contempt for male self‑sacrifice in straight relationships, such as “Every heterosexual relationship be like” and “Men who want to get the girl:”, mirroring the song’s hostility to reconciliation or romantic idealism. At the same time, their embrace of bitter honesty and refusal to sugarcoat anything, seen in posts like “Shut the fuck up. Feminism gives women privilege over men. Stop gaslighting that women are oppressed when they are in fact privileged”, fits the song’s brutally direct, unapologetically negative tone.
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