Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for Honami, Regulus, Teio, Uma Musume etc., e.g. “OH MY FUCKING GOD MY HEART I MAYANO I LOVE YOU” and “Arisa bushiroad doesnt deserve you they never did”.
- Supportive friend: Spends extra money and effort on others, e.g. buying a more expensive figure for a friend in “instead i deadass got him the fucking cingray oguri figure instead thats like 65 bucks” and celebrating someone with “SHE WAS ACCEPTED LETS GO”.
- Committed grinder: Puts sustained effort into games/competitions, like cm and training, e.g. “building this feels like a 9 to 5” and “15/20 day 1 this might be doable”.
- Humorous expressive: Uses exaggerated reactions and slang to make posts entertaining, e.g. “Bro i got matched against only like A/baby A+ rank Umas I literally felt like a hydrogen bkmb vs coughing babies 😭” and “hes so stupid i love him sm”.
- Aesthetic appreciation: Shows strong eye for visuals and design in games/figures, e.g. “ive been staring at u for hours ure way too gorgeous wtf” and excitement over collabs like “omg honami monster hunter dream is real”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive spending: Admits to questionable purchases, e.g. “worst financial decision ever” and “impulsively spent my 24k crystals trying to get koha or luka… got none of them”.
- Frustration prone: Frequently reacts with anger or hostility to setbacks, e.g. “im killing someone” and “if jordan doesnt come home i might do something heinous”.
- Sleep neglect: Stays up very late for games/events, e.g. “almost 7am i havent sleep at all” and posting at “5 04am”.
- Self-sabotaging tilt: Lets game frustration heavily affect mood and decisions, e.g. “this game is aids”, “if i lose the finals im gonna MALD”, and skipping content in “have to skip witch hona just so i can barely afford bloomfes i actually really hate this game”.
- Harsh language: Uses very strong phrasing toward self/others, e.g. “im gonna punt you through the moon” and “i might actually end it all” over gacha outcomes.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user reads as a chaotic, loud, good-hearted gremlin, which lines up closest with Bart Simpson. Their timeline is full of impulsive, over-the-top reactions and mock threats, like “im gonna punt you through the moon” and “if jordan doesnt come home i might do something heinous”, which mirrors Bart’s dramatic, prankster energy. They lean into clowning on their own bad decisions, e.g. “worst financial decision ever” and “impulsively spent my 24k crystals… i might actually end it all”, just like Bart constantly getting into trouble then laughing it off. At the same time, there’s clear enthusiasm and loyalty toward their faves and friends, such as “she said my house was lovely i might kms out of happiness” and “GO MCQUEEN CARRY MY TEAM”, echoing Bart’s underlying sweetness beneath his chaos. The mix of irreverent humor, big emotions, and ride-or-die support for the things they love fits Bart more than any other main Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They seem more introverted: many tweets are about solo gaming and personal experiences rather than group socializing, like going alone and being “early as fuck” to a ballet in “hi oomfs i got gifted a ticket for the swan lake ballet and im early as fuck”, and long grinding sessions in games such as “building this feels like a 9 to 5”. Their focus is strongly sensing, centered on concrete, sensory details—gacha pulls, specific in‑game stats, money spent, and physical items—e.g. “went out today planning on buying banprestos Vodka figure thats at like $20... instead i deadass got him the fucking cingray oguri figure instead thats like 65 bucks” and tracking win rates like “65.1% wr if i lose the finals im gonna MALD”. Their emotional reactions dominate over detached logic, pointing to feeling: they express affection and frustration in a very personal way, like “she said my house was lovely i might kms out of happiness” and “impulsively spent my 24k crystals... i might actually end it all”. The spontaneity and impulsiveness suggest perceiving rather than judging: they repeatedly make last‑minute or impulse decisions (“the way i have to skip witch hona just so i can barely afford bloomfes i actually really hate this game”), stay up extremely late without clear planning (“almost 7am i havent sleep at all”), and describe their play and spending habits as chaotic rather than structured. Altogether, a reserved but emotionally intense, aesthetics‑ and experience‑driven, reactive and flexible style lines up best with ISFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You skipping Witch Hona just to afford Bloomfes? Tragic, because clearly the real limited banner you should be pulling on is the one where we go on a gacha date and both lose all our crystals together.
- You said that Uma CM felt like a 9 to 5 job — let me clock in as your support card, I’ll boost your mood, your win rate, and your chances of not malding in finals ever again.
- You impulsively blew 24k crystals trying to get Koha or Luka for Hona and got neither… so how about some compensation in the form of dinner with someone who actually *will* come home for you?
- You were early as hell to Swan Lake with a gifted ticket — if you ever need someone to sit next to you in fancy clothes, pretending we understand ballet while you livetweet, I volunteer as your plus one.
- You called buying the Cingray Oguri figure for your friend the ‘worst financial decision ever’ but I disagree — clearly your *actual* worst decision is not letting the #1 Honami and Regulus fan (me) slide into your DMs yet.
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Ari | 23 | CL | EN/ES | rhythm game enjoyer & horse girl strategist. Once skipped a banner, still thinking about it like it’s a life choice.– @honamiari
Your signature cocktail
Supernova Honami Highroll
The Pisco base anchors the drink in Chile, nodding to their flag and location in the bio while matching the proud energy of “BRING IT TO CHILE PLEASE I BEG”. Spiced plum liqueur adds sweetness with a sharp edge, capturing their mix of affection and unhinged stan vibes from lines like “OH MY FUCKING GOD MY HEART I MAYANO I LOVE YOU” and “im gonna punt you through the moon”. Matcha syrup represents long grind sessions and late-night gaming suffering, echoing “im barely playing pjsk daily this is so cooked” and “almost 7am i havent sleep at all”. The sparkling yuzu soda is the fizzy, high-energy burst that matches their chaotic timeline and lucky highs in Uma Musume, like “FIRST S RANK YEAH BABYYYYYY” and “75% win rate is KIND OF INSANE 😭😭😭”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture gives a late kick of heat that mirrors their malding and dramatic threats when gacha goes wrong, as seen in “if jordan doesnt come home i might do something heinous” and “impulsively spent my 24k crystals... i might actually end it all”. This is a strong, sparkling, slightly dangerous drink—just like queueing into a CM with a scuffed team and praying to “supernova o save me supernova”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a strong streak of ambition and competitiveness, especially around games and rankings, which is very Slytherin-coded. Their focus on win rates and finals in Uma Musume, like “65.1% wr if i lose the finals im gonna MALD” and the grindy prep tweets such as “15/20 day 1 this might be doable”, reveal someone who is driven to outperform others and reach the top. They’re also highly resourceful and willing to make sacrifices for their goals, calling a purchase the “worst financial decision ever” or saying “the things i do for you” when committing to in-game spending or grinding. Their language leans toward strategic irritation and self-preserving frustration with systems and companies, as in “this game is aids” and “you didnt give me jordan im not buying anything from u”, which shows a transactional, calculated side rather than purely idealistic outrage. While there are glimpses of loyalty and enthusiasm toward favorite characters and friends, the dominant throughline is a competitive, results-focused mentality and a readiness to bend comfort and finances to win—hallmarks of Slytherin.
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Gurenge - LiSA
Ari’s timeline is full of high-intensity gaming grinds, emotional investment, and stubborn perseverance, which fits the determined, battle-through-the-pain energy of Gurenge. They constantly throw themselves into difficult challenges and keep going even when it hurts, like when they say “this game is aids” and still continue building and rerolling, or call a purchase the “worst financial decision ever” but keep playing anyway. Their dramatic, ride-or-die affection for faves (“Honami and Regulus #1 fan trust /lh”) and moments like “OH MY FUCKING GOD MY HEART I MAYANO I LOVE YOU” mirror the song’s intense devotion and willingness to suffer for what you love. Even when they’re on the verge of malding, as in “65.1% wr if i lose the finals im gonna MALD” or “if jordan doesnt come home i might do something heinous”, they keep pushing like the protagonist of a shounen OP. Gurenge’s themes of pushing forward through frustration and clinging fiercely to what matters line up with how Ari talks about games, characters, and events with loud, relentless passion.
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