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Your Simpsons character
They read as a very emotional, introspective, and quietly intense person, which aligns most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they feel things deeply and overthink relationships, seen when they say “Tô chateada ainda com o cinema de ontem acho q ninguém nunca vai me querer msm” and “Achei que ia ganhar um namorado ganhei foi dor de cabeça se ferrar”. There’s also a blend of earnest love and almost dramatic devotion to their idols and friends, similar to Lisa’s intensity about her passions: “Aniversário da princesa mais linda do mundo! 🤍” and “Eu amo TANTO ELES”. Their self-awareness and vulnerability show when they say “Tô tão estranha que se alguém falar alguma coisa mínima acho que vou explodir”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to feel overwhelmed by emotions and expectations. At the same time, they have a playful, slightly chaotic sense of humor and dramatic flair—“Vou dar uma bicuda nessa amanda”, “Vou cometer um crime se continuar assim”—that fits Lisa when she’s stressed or pushed too far, rather than the more reckless energy of Homer or Bart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they constantly mention friends by @, talk about shared experiences, and crave interaction, from joking about wanting to be next to Amanda like in “Queria estar do lado da amanda agora só pra ver a cara dela” to loudly celebrating soccer in “COISA LINDA CORINTHIANS EU TE AMOOOOOO”. Their focus mixes feelings with impressions and possibilities, leaning Intuition (N) over pure Sensing; they fixate on meanings and emotional narratives (e.g. crush/relationship storylines and self-deprecating romantic luck in “Eu devo ter atropelado santo Antônio na vida passada”) rather than detailed practical analysis. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they center emotions and relationships, like affectionately writing "The star that guides my little heart" in “00' @letter4hao <3 The star that guides my little heart.” and expressing hurt and insecurity in “Tô chateada ainda com o cinema de ontem acho q ninguém nunca vai me querer msm”. Their life comes across as spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they get swept up in weather chaos and last‑minute events in “Tá chovendo dentro do ônibus, cidade maldita” and being "dragged" into fan events in “Ela real me arrastou pra ir junto agora eu vou o final de semana todo em eventos de aniversário do jungwon amamos”, with little evidence of long-term planning. Overall, the warm emotional expressiveness, social energy, attachment to idols and friends, romantic idealism, and chaotic spontaneity best fit ENFP.

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Corinthians, K‑pop & chaotic bus rides. Once saw my ex on the morning bus and kept the playlist louder than my feelings.– @hoonsnoopii

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail mixes cachaça for their loud, football-screaming Brazilian energy, channeling tweets like “COISA LINDA CORINTHIANS EU TE AMOOOOOO” and the pure chaos of “FENTEEEEEEE”. Guava juice with lime brings a sweet-tart softness that matches their tenderness with kids and idols, as in “Aniversário da princesa mais linda do mundo! 🤍” and “TOQUINHO DE GENTE 😓 amo crianças”. Ginger syrup represents their sharp tongue and dramatic threats like “Vou dar uma bicuda nessa amanda” and “Vou cometer um crime se continuar assim”, spicy but playful. A blackberry liqueur float is the moody, slightly bitter layer for moments such as “Tô chateada ainda com o cinema de ontem acho q ninguém nunca vai me querer msm” and “Eu devo ter atropelado santo Antônio na vida passada”. Finally, sparkling water adds chaotic fizz, like rain inside buses and flooded schools (“Tá chovendo dentro do ônibus, cidade maldita”, “ALAGOU A ESCOLA PQP”) and the constant emotional explosions hinted at in their bio and in “Tô tão estranha que se alguém falar alguma coisa mínima acho que vou explodir”. This is a strong-but-playful, sweet-with-a-bite, slightly unhinged experimental fizz—just like them.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show deep loyalty and affection toward friends and idols, which is very characteristic of Hufflepuff. For example, they celebrate a friend/idol’s birthday with heartfelt enthusiasm in “Aniversário da princesa mais linda do mundo! 🤍 FLY WITH IROHA TO 18 YEARS” and write tender appreciations like “00' @letter4hao <3 The star that guides my little heart.”. They also show long‑term emotional attachment and devotion in tweets such as “Eu amo TANTO ELES” and “Eu amo tanto ele que queria explodir mds”, reflecting steadfast loyalty rather than ambition or a need to be the center of attention. Their fondness for children and caretaking, like “TOQUINHO DE GENTE 😓 amo crianças” and “Meu último dia cuidando do neném ☹️”, highlights kindness and a nurturing nature. Even when frustrated or self‑deprecating in love or social situations, as in “Achei que ia ganhar um namorado ganhei foi dor de cabeça se ferrar” and “Tô chateada ainda com o cinema de ontem acho q ninguém nunca vai me querer msm”, they don’t turn that into cold ambition or superiority, but into vulnerable honesty. Taken together, their loyalty, warmth, and emotional openness fit Hufflepuff much more strongly than the defining traits of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin.

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The song that best suits @hoonsnoopii is Big Girls Don’t Cry by Fergie, which they themselves highlight as one of their favorites: “Big Girls don't cry virou minha favorita junto com still monster minhas protegidas”. Its theme of growing through heartbreak matches their self-deprecating, romantic frustration, like when they say “Achei que ia ganhar um namorado ganhei foi dor de cabeça se ferrar” and “Tô chateada ainda com o cinema de ontem acho q ninguém nunca vai me querer msm”. The song’s mix of vulnerability and resilience reflects tweets where they feel on the verge of breaking down, such as “Tô tão estranha que se alguém falar alguma coisa mínima acho que vou explodir”, yet keep moving with humor and stan energy. Their bio — “I just hope you remember me” — also echoes the song’s bittersweet hope that, even after separation and growth, the feelings and memories won’t be forgotten. Overall, Big Girls Don’t Cry captures their emotional intensity, sensitivity, and the way they cope with chaos in love and life while still trying to grow up gracefully.

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