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Your Simpsons character
This account most closely matches Homer Simpson: an impulsive, chaotic, frequently crude guy whose antics swing between bizarre violence, dumb wordplay, and unexpectedly pointed social commentary. Like Homer, this user leans into over-the-top irresponsibility and cartoonish depravity, as in “Shot a guy dead using my bare hands” and “Playing Connect Four against my son using his teeth”, which feel like dark, uncensored versions of Homer’s slapstick parenting. The mixture of juvenile bathroom humor and body horror in tweets like “Poop technique is gettin a lil rusty” and “Cumming raw sewage” also fits Homer’s gross-out, oblivious side pushed to an extreme. At the same time, the account occasionally stumbles into clumsy politics and history, reminiscent of Homer’s dim but enthusiastic takes, in posts like “When I'm inaugurated come 2029 I'm reversing the New Deal entirely” and “If you ever doubt my power, just remember I did 9/11 with my bare hands.”. Even the bio’s self-aggrandizing absurdity—“Father of all HOOVERVILLES”—echoes Homer’s inflated self-image whenever he invents some wild new identity. Overall, this is Homer Simpson if his internal monologue were uncensored, chronically online, and steeped in extremely dark internet humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
They are highly outward‑facing and performative, constantly addressing an imagined audience with provocative bits like “Clone this repository right now or I'mma shank ya mum you wanker” and grandiose claims such as “When I'm inaugurated come 2029 I'm reversing the New Deal entirely”, which fits an Extraverted style. Their humor is heavily conceptual and absurd rather than concrete, playing with meta ideas and wordplay like “Naming my son 'Naming my son 'Naming my son … Son''''''''''''''''” and the satirical description of dogwhistles in “A Twitter account that posts complete nonsense but with a Nazi dogwhistle well hidden within each tweet”, pointing to strong Intuition. Their tone is cutting, analytical, and detached from others’ feelings—mocking bigotry via logic (“guy who thinks the Holocaust couldn’t have happened because Hitler isn’t even alive” in this tweet) and using dark, transgressive jokes like “This guy couldn't name the factors of 117 so I lopped his head off”, which fits Thinking over Feeling. Finally, the stream-of-consciousness spontaneity, chaotic premises, and lack of any structured life-planning—e.g. “Running away from home in my late 20s only to come back sobbing 45 minutes later” and “Just hooving about”—are typical of a flexible, improvisational Perceiving style rather than a methodical Judging one. Overall, their persona best matches ENTP: an irreverent, verbally agile, idea‑driven provocateur who lives in abstraction and improvisation.

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Historical cosplay enthusiast, part-time absurdist copywriter. Once spent 45 minutes debating gerbils vs. Weird But True as a policy platform.– @HooverDamned

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Overproof rye whiskey captures the unhinged, aggressive bravado of lines like “Shot a guy dead using my bare hands” and “If you ever doubt my power, just remember I did 9/11 with my bare hands.”. A black coffee reduction stands in for the jaded, sleep-deprived brain that says things like “Just filing taxes forever” and “Learning Spanish by googling 'How to say things in Spanish'”. Sour cherry juice brings chaotic tartness, like naming kids “Naming my son Prostate” and “Naming my son X Formerly Twitter”. An absinthe rinse nods to the cursed surrealism of “Bestiality laws do not protect ants. You. You reading this Xeet.” and “Can someone direct me to somewhere I can access Evil porn?”. Finally, a smoked salt rim evokes the apocalyptic swagger of “Getting drafted into Hell” and the self-declared sovereignty of “Father of all HOOVERVILLES.”. This drink is strong, a little poisonous, and weirdly addictive—much like “Feeding my friend measles” as a life philosophy.

Your Hogwarts House
This account’s defining trait is an extremely agile, lateral kind of intelligence: high-concept jokes, wordplay, and meta-humor. They riff on legal/technical nuance with lines like “Bestiality laws do not protect ants. You. You reading this Xeet. I know this is the information you seek. Go. Go and do great things.” and tech paranoia in “I'm out here hoarding Weird But True books as my last stand against Big Condom. If I disappear mysteriously, you know what happened.”, which shows a brain that enjoys connecting disparate ideas. Their humor often hinges on clever linguistic twists, like “Genetic material carried by sperm call that insideher info” and the recursive naming gag in “Naming my son 'Naming my son 'Naming my son … Son''''''''''''''''”, demonstrating a love of language games and abstraction. Even darker or shocking posts usually come packaged as conceptual bits, e.g. the political-logic mashup in “I demolished a small city using facts and logic” or the satirical media aspiration in “My life is not complete until fox news says I run an account hosting anti white propaganda”. There’s little evidence of genuine ambition (Slytherin) or earnest valor (Gryffindor), and their "loyalties" seem more to bits and ideas than to people (so not very Hufflepuff). Altogether, the consistent pattern of inventive wordplay, meta-awareness, and conceptual humor points most strongly to Ravenclaw.

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Their whole persona is chaotic, irreverent, and aggressively absurd in a way that mirrors the nihilistic, anarchic energy of Smells Like Teen Spirit. Tweets like “I demolished a small city using facts and logic” and “Getting drafted into Hell” show a gleeful disregard for normalcy and consequence, much like the song’s anti-establishment, burn-it-all-down attitude. The bio’s “Far down extremist | Rugged ass individual | Father of all HOOVERVILLES” radiates the same performative rebellion and exaggerated edginess that the song channels about youth angst and alienation. Their dark, taboo humor—like “If you ever doubt my power, just remember I did 9/11 with my bare hands.” and “Shot a guy dead using my bare hands”—fits the track’s themes of violence, disaffection, and not taking anything seriously. Even their meta-jokes about politics and culture, such as “When I'm inaugurated come 2029 I'm reversing the New Deal entirely”, reflect the song’s sense of mocking the systems and expectations around them.

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