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Your Simpsons character
Niko embodies the mischievous, high-energy spirit of Bart Simpson, describing himself in his bio as a “Local street drift enjoyer(hooligan)” who lives for thrill-seeking and stunts. Much like Bart’s obsession with his skateboard and pranks, Niko is focused on his 'winterbeater' car and rebellious behavior, such as claiming “the golden rule is to go minimum 20 over the speed limit”. His tweets often feature the irreverent, 'silly' internet humor typical of a young prankster, exemplified by his desire to “dilly dally” and his playful disdain for authority and work routines. Furthermore, his casual attitude toward property damage and mechanical chaos, seen when his “winterbeater lived until one coolant hose decided to say bye bye”, mirrors Bart's frequent brushes with disaster and 'eat my dust' mentality.

Your MBTI personality Type
Niko exhibits a clear Introverted (I) and Perceiving (P) nature, frequently preferring solitary 'garage dwelling' and spontaneous 'dilly dallying' over structured social plans, noted when he says “I want to dilly dally”. His Sensing (S) trait is dominant through his hands-on mechanical hobbies, shown by his ability to “tell what size screws are by just looking at them” and his focus on fixing a 'winterbeater' car. The Thinking (T) preference appears in his logical, often blunt observations about efficiency, such as criticizing those who watch YouTube at 2x speed or his disdain for people who “don't have adblocker installed”. Ultimately, his lifestyle as a 'street drift enjoyer' who values practical skills like welding—noting it “feels like magic” to alter metal—perfectly aligns with the 'Virtuoso' ISTP profile.

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Baltic-based automotive enthusiast with a penchant for garage projects and street drifting. Once lowballed a guy for a stereo just for the animated dolphins.– @HORIZON_garage

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail captures the chaotic energy of a 'local street drift enjoyer' who balances 'garage dwelling' with a quirky internet presence. The mango juice base honors a day where 'most of my food was mango juice', while the caffeine hit reflects a lifestyle where an alarm is 'set for 2 hours and 37 minutes from now'. The smokiness represents the 'winterbeater' exhaust, and the silver glitter mimics the 'aurora borealis right above me'. It's a strong, experimental blend for someone who finds 'welding stuff feels like magic' and enjoys life's 'underrated gems'.

Your Hogwarts House
Niko embodies the Hufflepuff spirit through a deep appreciation for the mundane and a grounded, hardworking lifestyle. He displays immense patience with his 'winterbeater' car, "patching it up (with some upgrades) when next winter comes", and finds genuine joy in simple tasks like "mending, tinkering and building stuff". His kindness and loyalty to his 'oomfs' (online friends) is a recurring theme, often wishing them "a pleasant night" or expressing that he is "proud of every single oomf". Furthermore, he values character growth, sharing "signs that you are improving as a person", which highlights the Hufflepuff dedication to self-improvement and steady labor over flashiness.

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Niko's lifestyle perfectly mirrors the late-night, automotive-centric atmosphere of Nightcall, specifically his identity as a “Local street drift enjoyer” who finds solace in the dark. His bio mentions he is a “Garage dweller” and his tweets often focus on driving through the night or early morning, such as when he is “taking photos of the sky sometimes... when my sleep schedule is nonexistent”. The song's themes of driving and isolation resonate with his habit of “sending it as hard as possible” in his winterbeater and his introspective moments where he feels like a “collection of constantly working organs”. Ultimately, the track captures the synth-heavy, nocturnal aesthetic of someone who views their car as their primary companion while they “act silly on the internet” between drift sessions.

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