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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, impulsively funny, and constantly riffing on pop culture. Their timeline is full of irreverent, slightly unhinged one-liners like “can we kill Oklahoma actually” and “no one cares about fucking salesforce”, which mirrors Bart’s rebellious, authority-mocking energy. They’re extremely online and obsessed with games and cartoons, echoing Bart’s media-saturated, prankster kid vibe: see “Miitopia might be the best game ever” and “muppets show was so fucking good”. Even their horny, over-the-top fixation on Hornet and memes like “Give us Hornet silksong naked or we boycott” fits Bart’s tendency to push boundaries for a laugh. Overall, they come off as mischievous, loud, pop-culture obsessed, and constantly joking—very much in line with Bart rather than the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive, constantly quote-tweeting others, reacting to replies, and performing for an audience — e.g. the performative joke in “you know you’ve been seen when Denny’s replies to your tweet” and the playful public callouts like “LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE”. They fit iNtuitive (N) more than Sensing: their humor is conceptual, referential, and meme-heavy rather than focused on concrete, real‑life details, as seen in surreal/media-layered riffs like “Alvin the Parrot will return in Avengers: Doomsday.” and “they added blephin to Minecraft”. Their style suggests Feeling (F): value-laden, emotional reactions (“no one cares about fucking salesforce” in this quote, or protective tones like “be nice”) and strong likes/dislikes about games, media, and people, rather than structured logical argument. Finally, they seem clearly Perceiving (P): their feed is spontaneous, impulsive, and chaotic — bouncing from Miitopia to FL Studio to Nintendo Directs to random memes in rapid succession (“Miitopia might be the best game ever”, then immediately “the fuck is going on in people playground”, and “poker night is gonna be the rise of underage gambling”). Taken together, their playful, expressive, meme‑driven, and emotionally-charged presence most closely matches ENFP.

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Media nerd & Hornet enthusiast. Once got roasted for bringing Seinfeld Uno to game night. Opinions on cartoons, games & movies updated hourly.– @HornetBigBoobs

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged to match a timeline that can go from demanding, “Give us Hornet silksong naked or we boycott” to simply declaring, “hornet is so fucking hot man”. The spiced rum is the strong, feral core that powers hot takes like, “no one cares about fucking salesforce” and “can we kill Oklahoma actually”. Sour cherry liqueur adds a tangy sweetness for their fandom brainrot and meme-y affection in posts like “Miitopia might be the best game ever” and “muppets show was so fucking good”. The citrus energy drink keeps the pace with an online life where they’re constantly reacting with stuff like “this is crazy” and “OMG GUYS I JUST UNLOCKED THEM”. A splash of cola nods to the comfort of recurring bits and franchises—“Pets 3”, “Balatro but good”, and the eternal “hornet” posting—while the pop rocks rim captures their explosive reaction energy in tweets like “LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE” and “fuck off”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account is loud, confrontational, and quick to take bold stances, which strongly suggests Gryffindor. They don’t hesitate to call things out bluntly and aggressively, as seen in tweets like “no one cares about fucking salesforce”, “can we kill Oklahoma actually”, and “dude fuck you”—all very impulsive, emotionally charged reactions rather than calculated or reserved ones. Their humor leans into exaggerated, dramatic demands and ultimatums such as “Give us Hornet silksong naked or we boycott” and the over-the-top declaration that “poker night is gonna be the rise of underage gambling”, which fits Gryffindor’s flair for dramatics. While they show creativity and niche interests (Miitopia, FL Studio, Pets 3), these are expressed through gutsy, chaotic posting rather than careful analysis, aligning more with brave, fiery Gryffindor energy than the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the measured curiosity of Ravenclaw.

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A well-suited song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures loud, irreverent, chaotic internet youth energy. Their timeline is full of unfiltered reactions and exaggerated demands like “Give us Hornet silksong naked or we boycott” and “can we kill Oklahoma actually”, echoing the song’s rebellious frustration. They constantly clown on media and brands with posts such as “no one cares about fucking salesforce” and “we only care about Minions 3”, similar to the song’s mockery of adult institutions. Their mix of over-the-top humor and irritation—like “LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE” and “dude fuck you”—fits the song’s aggressive yet playful tone. Overall, Teenagers matches their vibe of chaotic, media-obsessed, extremely online rebellion.

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