Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Acknowledges own behavior and moods, e.g. apologizing for sexual posts and explaining it as ovulation in “sorry for the recent hornyposting. i'm ovulating” and reflecting on ragebait in “in the year 2026 i will not allow myself to be ragebaited”.
- Humorous: Uses exaggeration and absurd scenarios for comedic effect, like the over-the-top Genshin fantasy in “me acting like klee so alice will take me to mondstadt…” and the movie-night self-roast in “i'm such a fun friend lowk”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings—annoyance, joy, infatuation, etc.—such as music-induced overwhelm in “what was i fucking thinking listening to this song at work bro” and excitement about an artist in “golden age being the first ethel song i've heard…”.
- Passionate: Shows intense engagement with interests (games, music, typology), like long thoughts on Reol and Ado collaborating in “if Reol and Ado ever collabed i think i would actually explode” and detailed opinions on Silent Hill 2 in “i find it heartwarming when people praise silent hill 2 remake”.
- Reflective: Thinks about personal patterns and social dynamics, like noticing how suspension improved their time use in “i'm highkey happy i got suspended… did not waste a single second” and analyzing their own fear of being perceived in “i'm afraid i've reached the point… my fear of being perceived”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently puts themselves down harshly, e.g. calling themselves a flop in “i'm such a fucking flop dude fuck my chud life” and saying they’ll ‘kill themselves’ over design in “bitch this looks like shit. im killing myself”.
- Suicidal-leaning: Jokes about or references wanting to die in a way that suggests distress, like “pls kill me anyway i'm kinda done with everything & ready to go” and “all that's left for me is to blow my shit smoove off”.
- Cynical: Expresses strong negativity toward apps and people, such as calling Twitter a ‘dogshit poopoo diarrhea app’ in “i'm happy i got suspended… this dogshit poopoo diarrhea app” and mocking userbases in “why are so many people on this app so weird omg time to log off”.
- Socially avoidant: Describes themselves avoiding or shutting down socially, like barely engaging during a movie in “spend 99% of the movie sitting still with a straight face… leave” and stressing over dating app interactions in “just accidentally declined the one (1) singular match request”.
- Body-image insecure: Links self-worth heavily to looks and ‘looksmaxxing’, as in “no matter how much time i devote to looksmaxxing… i'm too autistic for anyone to ever truly develop any feelings for me” and worrying a real-photo pfp will seem ‘full of myself’ in “i like my current pfp but i'm tempted to change it”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very online, hyper-verbal Lisa Simpson who’s grown up in the age of Twitter. Like Lisa, they’re introspective, anxious, and self-aware, mixing genuine emotional vulnerability with dark humor, e.g. “i'm anxious avoidant so idk if i qualify but pls kill me anyway i'm kinda done with everything & ready to go” and “just realized that no matter how much time i devote to looksmaxxing... all that's left for me is to blow my shit smoove off”. They’re clearly arty and sensitive (aesthetic talk, dream retellings, music obsession, violin buying), which matches Lisa’s creative, slightly lonely vibe, like when they complain about not being able to play their new electric violin yet in “oh btw i bought an electric violin... so i can't play over the weekend”. At the same time, they have a sharp, judgmental, almost moralistic streak toward apps, media, and other users, as seen in “why are so many people on this app so weird omg time to log off.. i kinda miss being suspended” and “words can't convey how fucking violent it gets me when dogshit apps... STOP SPAMMING MY NOTIF CENTERRRR”. Their sexuality and thirst-posting are way more explicit than Lisa’s, but that still fits a grown-up, fandom-poisoned Lisa who ships, stans, overthinks, and vents while also trying (and often failing) to be above the stupidity of everyone around her, as in “in the year 2026 i will not allow myself to be ragebaited. other people being retarded is not my problem🩷”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They explicitly self-type as “infp so4w5 496 iei elfv” in their bio, which strongly indicates Introversion, Intuition, Feeling, Perceiving. Their behavior also fits: they repeatedly describe avoiding or disliking social situations and being very inward-focused, like in “>get invited to watch a movie >eat like 5 pieces of popcorn... >say nothing while listening to ethel cain... >leave i'm such a fun friend lowk”, showing classic introverted, observer energy. Their tweets are full of abstract, imaginative inner worlds (dream plots, yume/parasocial fantasies, character ships) such as “i just woke up from a dream i had about a trailer for a movie that doesn't exist and i'm so upset bc the plot of the movie itself seemed kinda cunt and ngl i'd watch it”, which aligns with Intuition over concrete Sensing. Emotional intensity, self-deprecation, and value-driven reactions dominate their posts—for instance, “just realized that no matter how much time i devote to looksmaxxing... i'm too autistic for anyone to ever truly develop any feelings for me & all that's left for me is to blow my shit smoove off”—indicating a strong Feeling preference. Finally, their life seems more chaotic and reactive than structured, like “post twitter suspension to do list: □ start an animal crossing new horizons screenshot thread □ start a miitopia screenshot thread □ FINALLY update book thread □ end gracie abrams”, which reads as aspirational rather than actually organized, supporting a Perceiving rather than Judging orientation.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Reol is sx4mother and Ado is sx4daughter, does that make you my typologytwt soulmate? Because my IEI functions are telling me we’ve got dangerously high synastry in this little #dbdtwt lobby.
- You said if Reol and Ado ever collab you’d explode and combust in THAT order — if we ever queued Animal Crossing, Genshin, and DBD in one night, do you think we’d wipe the lobby or just speedrun a dual meltdown together?
- You reorganised your Spotify playlists after getting indirectly called out on New Year’s Eve… if I tell you your music taste (Ethel, ninajirachi, Golden Age, etc.) is actually perfect, will that earn me a spot in your ‘crush but lowkey’ playlist?
- You’re out here ovulating, tweeting about Varka’s big hairy sweaty ass, and accidentally declining your one good match request — may I formally apply to be the statistically improbable match you don’t fat-finger away this time?
- You said you miss being suspended from this ‘dogshit poopoo diarrhea app’ and still came back like ‘hello oomfs, nonoomfs, and bitches that hate me’ — as a certified bitch-that-could-love-you, can I interest you in logging off into my DMs instead?
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Your new Twitter bio
22 • INFP • typology + dbd enjoyer • once got suspended and lowkey enjoyed the peace more than the app • tweets in PL/EN about games, music & brains– @hoshikoisntreal
Your signature cocktail
The Ovulating Skip-Button Spritz
Plum vodka nods to them being a pl native with a sweet-but-bites-back edge, the same chaotic softness that shows when they say “sorry for the recent hornyposting. i'm ovulating”. Grapefruit tonic brings a bitter, caffeinated-feeling fizz that matches their love-hate relationship with the internet and work, like “open twitter? SHIRTLESS MEN. SOFTCORE GAY PORN... oh sorry my bad i keep forgetting i can't EVER fucking pull out my phone when i'm at work”. Lavender syrup adds dreamy INFP, sx4 softness for the part of them that retells vivid dreams and gets attached to fictional worlds, as in “i just woke up from a dream i had about a trailer for a movie that doesn't exist and i'm so upset bc the plot of the movie itself seemed kinda cunt”. A shot of cold brew concentrate captures their slightly unhinged, over-caffeinated gamer/chronically-online energy, from raging at apps “words can't convey how fucking violent it gets me when dogshit apps from a butt have the audacity to ask for permission to send you notifications” to staying up playing DBD and Genshin while begging for a “skip button in genshin save me.....”. Finally, edible glitter represents their twt persona—horny, theatrical, and a bit self-destructive—but still sparkly and self-aware, like when they reappear post-suspension with “hello oomfs, nonoomfs, and bitches that hate me.... unfortunately for every single one of you all..... i have returned.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Several traits point strongly to Ravenclaw: they explicitly identify with introspective, theory-heavy typology communities in their bio (#mbtitwt #typologytwt and long stacking of INFP/sochan types), and then actively engage those interests in depth, as when they dissect music through an Enneagram/instinct lens in “if Reol and Ado ever collabed i think i would actually explode and combust in THAT order. i mean that's sx4mother coming together with sx4daughter to maximise their joint sx4serviage.”. This kind of niche, analytical enthusiasm is very Ravenclaw-coded. Their love of describing and re-describing subjective inner experiences – for instance, “as embarrassing as it is, i love retelling my dreams to other ppl mostly bc i myself love hearing about other people's dreams” – shows curiosity about consciousness and narrative rather than a focus on status or simple emotional venting. They also approach media in a more evaluative, almost critic-like way, e.g. in games and remasters, where they argue nuanced positions like “i find it heartwarming when people praise silent hill 2 remake or at least criticize it fairly instead of blindly comparing it to the original and whining because 'waaah old game better simply because it's old'”. Although they display Slytherin-esque biting humor and self-preservation (e.g. “in the year 2026 i will not allow myself to be ragebaited. other people being retarded is not my problem🩷”), those traits sit on top of a core that is more about interpretation, pattern-seeking, and consuming/organizing information (like reorganizing playlists after social feedback in “finally reorganized all my public playlists on spotify and, without providing further context, all it took was getting indirectly called out by a friend during new year's eve 👏”). Taken together, their introspective typology fixation, dream-narrative enthusiasm, and evaluative media takes suggest a primary Ravenclaw identity with a secondary Slytherin flavor rather than the reverse.
Your movie
Your song
crushcrushcrush - Paramore
A well‑known song that fits them best is crushcrushcrush by Paramore. Their timeline is a mix of intense emotions, dark humor, and self‑aware melodrama, like when they post about being "evil" and misunderstood in “oh okay fuck me for being evil i guess” and joke about wanting to die in “i'm anxious avoidant so idk if i qualify but pls kill me anyway i'm kinda done with everything & ready to go”. The song’s theme of frustrated longing and a bit of spiteful, theatrical edge fits their horny, obsessive posting about fictional men, like “thinking about varka's big hairy sweaty ass again....😞” and their Genshin thirst in “me acting like klee so alice will take me to mondstadt where jean can carry me... so i can find varka and **** him...”. Lyrically, crushcrushcrush captures that mix of vulnerability and performative edge they show when they talk about being too autistic for love in “no matter how much time i devote to looksmaxxing... i'm too autistic for anyone to ever truly develop any feelings for me”. The song’s dramatic, slightly emo energy also matches the way they oscillate between despair and joking bravado, like “in the year 2026 i will not allow myself to be ragebaited. other people being retarded is not my problem🩷”. Overall, crushcrushcrush balances angst, obsession, and a sharp sense of humor in a way that mirrors their personality and posting style.
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