hostilehottie
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Her tweet 'Starting a petition to have all babies put on the no fly list' showcases her ability to turn everyday annoyances into comedic gold.
- Outspoken: She openly critiques societal issues, like her tweet 'The fact that we Americans have to pay so much for the medication we need is such bs.'
- Nostalgic: Her joy in finding her old PlayStation 1, 'I found my PlayStation 1 y’all I’m so happy,' reflects her sentimental side.
- Caring: Her tweet about mourning doves, 'I just love how they’re always in pairs ❤️,' shows her nurturing personality.
- Confident: Her aspiration to live like Lori Harvey, as stated in 'I wish I was Lori Harvey,' reflects her self-assuredness and ambition.
Weaknesses:
- Critical: Her tweet 'Please make this convo stop no one cares atp' shows a tendency to be dismissive.
- Impatient: Her frustration with a Lyft driver, 'Baby just look at yo phone,' highlights her low tolerance for inefficiency.
- Materialistic: Her tweet 'Ugh I feel sad lemme go buy some shit' suggests she might use shopping as a coping mechanism.
- Judgmental: Her critique of someone's baby on social media, 'Why you postin yo baby on the gram if it got jaundice? 😭😭😭,' indicates a judgmental streak.
- Cynical: Her tweet 'Idk maybe ima hater but that lovers n friends fest did not move me' reflects a tendency to focus on negatives.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Her sarcastic humor and rebellious streak, like 'Fuck Wells Fargo,' make her a great match for Bart Simpson. Both have a knack for turning everyday frustrations into comedic moments. Her tweet about her grandma smashing a car, 'She was her lemonade tea before Beyoncé was even born,' reflects the kind of chaotic energy Bart would love. They both share a love for stirring the pot while being oddly endearing.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
She fits the ENTP type with her quick wit, humor, and love for debate. Her sarcastic takes, like 'Starting a petition to have all babies put on the no fly list,' showcase her extroverted thinking. Her curiosity and creativity, seen in 'I found my PlayStation 1 y’all I’m so happy,' reflect her intuitive side. Her critical humor, like 'Please make this convo stop no one cares atp,' aligns with ENTPs’ tendency to challenge ideas. She thrives on interaction and spontaneity.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a dove? Because I’d put out seeds just to keep you around.
- You must be from Lori Harvey’s burner account, because you’ve stolen my heart with style.
- Is your name COSRX? Because you’re top tier in every way.
- Are you a PlayStation 1? Because you’ve got that classic charm I can’t resist.
- Are you a Telfar bag? Because I’d wake up early just to secure you.
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Pop culture enthusiast | Beauty & skincare lover | Nostalgic storyteller | Dove whisperer | Sarcasm served daily. Aspiring Lori Harvey vibes.– @hostilehottie
Your signature cocktail
Sassy Dove
The 'Sassy Dove' reflects her personality—sharp, stylish, and a little sweet. Vodka represents her boldness, while elderflower liqueur adds a touch of elegance, like her love for beauty ('Anything from cosrx is top tier'). Lemon juice gives it a tangy kick, mirroring her sarcasm, and bitters reflect her critical edge ('Please make this convo stop no one cares atp'). Edible glitter adds flair, just like her vibrant tweets.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Her ambition and confidence, as seen in 'I just wanna make 6 figures already,' align with Slytherin traits. Her sharp wit and sarcasm, like 'Starting a petition to have all babies put on the no fly list,' show a cunning side. She’s also unapologetically herself, much like many iconic Slytherins. While she has a caring side, her critical and judgmental tendencies lean more toward Slytherin than the other houses.
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Bossy - Kelis
The song 'Bossy' by Kelis suits her confident and bold personality. Her tweet 'I wish I was Lori Harvey' reflects the song’s themes of self-assuredness and living lavishly. Her sarcastic and humorous takes, like 'Why you postin yo baby on the gram if it got jaundice? 😭😭😭,' match the song’s unapologetic tone. The song’s empowerment vibe aligns with her ambition, as seen in 'I just wanna make 6 figures already.'
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