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Lisa fits best because this user is extremely media-literate, obsessive about their interests, and always ready to turn fixation into analysis, much like Lisa does with her causes and fandoms. They deep-dive into specific niches and spin whole emotional universes out of them, as seen in posts like “always giving an excuse to plug my smallville clex playlist ^_^” and “Father Jud is bisexual. In this essay I will,”, which mirrors Lisa’s essay-writing, overthinking nature. Their flair for dramatic, almost operatic angst about ships—“I’M FUCKING GOING INSANE” and “together in death #clex #smallville”—tracks with Lisa’s tendency to experience feelings at a ten-out-of-ten intensity over her passions. The way they blend genuine thoughtfulness about identity, like “the trans gay man experience”, with pop culture obsession is very Lisa-coded: earnest, smart, and a little bit extra. Even their hyperfixation on specific characters and dynamics, such as “sunshine of my life clark kent defending his weirdo, freaky 21 year old boyfriend”, feels like Lisa’s habit of latching onto singular ideals and relationships as vessels for all her feelings and ideas.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I): their world is very centered on inner obsessions and parasocial/fictional bonds rather than IRL social life, e.g. “me when clex” and “the concept of staying for my blorbos”, and there’s little mention of large friend groups or offline events beyond film-watching. Their tweets are highly intuitive (N) and metaphor/idea-driven rather than grounded in concrete daily details, like “this song is the definition of his level of yearning” and imagining entire AUs such as “challengers but with them” and “2025!smallville clex my beloved”. They’re clearly feeling (F)-oriented: their language is emotional, dramatic, and focused on relationships and yearning, e.g. “sunshine of my life clark kent defending his weirdo, freaky 21 year old boyfriend” and “together in death #clex #smallville”, plus identity-focused posts like “the trans gay man experience”. They come off as perceiving (P) rather than structured and planful: their posting is spontaneous, full of sudden hyperfixation spirals (“I’M FUCKING GOING INSANE”) and impulsive creations (“pulled this edit out of my ass #smallville #clex”) rather than carefully organized threads or systems. Taken together—intense inner fantasy life, emotional idealism around characters, and spontaneous, passion-driven posting—INFP fits better than the more outwardly organizing NFJ or more detached NTP types.

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Film nerd, Smallville scholar, and Clark/Lex archivist. Once stayed up all night debating Lionel Luthor’s parenting in a Discord VC.– @houltistic

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This cocktail is strong, chaotic, and a little unhinged, mirroring their all-caps feral clex posting like “I’M FUCKING GOING INSANE” and “he is NOT safe around me”. The Indonesian coffee–infused bourbon nods to he him 🇮🇩 in their bio and the intense, hyperfixation energy they pour into Smallville. The cherry cola reduction adds sweetness and nostalgia for teen drama vibes, echoing “sunshine of my life clark kent defending his weirdo, freaky 21 year old boyfriend” and all their #clex edits. Smoked cinnamon bitters and the charcoal-black sugar rim bring drama and darkness for their tragic, doomed-ship obsession in posts like “together in death #clex #smallville” and “them in a tragic nutshell”. Finally, the splash of absinthe represents the unapologetically freaky, horny, and experimental side of their fandom brain seen in “they’re both imagining the other railing them to oblivion” and “yes teenaged drugged out slut addict clark kent is my comfort character”, making this drink as extra as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their feed is driven by intense desire, fixation, and a willingness to lean into darker, possessive emotions rather than shy away from them, which is very Slytherin-coded. Tweets like “they’re both imagining the other railing them to oblivion” and “he is NOT safe around me” show a bold, unapologetic embrace of obsessive and transgressive fantasies instead of playing it safe or wholesome. They also display a sharp, almost ruthless clarity about what they like and don’t like in fandom, e.g. “THIS IS ABOUT THEM im SICK of ‘platonic’ clex edits where they’re all over each other”, which reflects a very Slytherin assertiveness and refusal to settle. Even their humor has a self-aware, cutting edge, like “nothingburger conversation coming out of david's mouth while jonny is pretending to gaf about it like son im crine”, showing social perceptiveness and a hint of derision rather than gentle diplomacy. Combined with the obsessive curation of ships and aesthetics—such as “always giving an excuse to plug my smallville clex playlist ^_^”—this reads less like Gryffindor loudness or Ravenclaw analysis and more like Slytherin intensity, selectiveness, and passionate, targeted investment.

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A well-known song that fits them is "Teen Idle" by MARINA, because it captures melodramatic yearning, morbid humor, and queer coming-of-age angst, all of which are all over their timeline. Their fixation on tragic, messy characters like Clark and Lex shows in posts like “yes teenaged drugged out slut addict clark kent is my comfort character no i do not gaf how you feel about it”, which mirrors the song’s fascination with self-destructive fantasy. The song’s themes of wanting to feel everything too intensely match their over-the-top emotional reactions, like “I’M FUCKING GOING INSANE” and “them in a tragic nutshell”. As a “clex connoisseur, film fanatic, and comic book freak,” they gravitate toward heightened, operatic drama in both ships and media, evident in “together in death #clex #smallville”. Teen Idle’s blend of camp, despair, and queer-coded melodrama feels like the musical version of their Smallville brainrot and their general online persona.

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